What would he ever do without me

by Brachni

Todoroki was amazed by the shear unluckyness that followed his green haired peer, so he gave the yiunger boy his phone number. But he greatly underestimated his unluckyness, in just one day, two terrifying incidents happens, he hears the phone. “My hands are stuck in pringles tubes please help” oh boyyyyy what did he get into...

1. What the actual hell Midoriya

I had this idea and physically HAD to make this because I found it so funny

Warning:this book will eventually turn into a boy X boy pairing, I will give warnings when this starts, but just a heads up

So, this book is going to be incredibly shitposty, I will regularly deviate from cannon just for a laugh, so yeah good luck while I'm in the corner dying of laughter from future chapters

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

Flashbacks

All might!

Onomatopoeia

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Todoroki couldn't help but sigh, a headache already forming. For months now, Todoroki has noticed how much danger Midoriya Izuku seemed to get caught up in, in just one day Midoriya was held hostage in a robbery and almost had a building fall on top of him during an earthquake. So Todoroki has the brilliant idea to give the greenette his phone number, and told him to call if something happens again. But Todoroki underestimated Midoriya's bad luck. Nearly everyday he has received a call from the other boy. Right now he was heading towards the younger boys dorm room, just a few minutes ago he had received a call...

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It was late at night, when he heard the dreaded ringtone

ONE PUNNNNNCCCCHHHHHHH

Todoroki sighed as he read the caller ID

'Cinnamon bun'

Oh boy, what happened this time.. Todoroki put the phone to his ear, before speaking

"What happened this time." He said

The younger boy stammered our a response,"u-uh I kinda got my hands stuck in Pringle's cans..."

Todoroki sighed again, already forming a headache

"Midoriya. You have two hands."

The younger boy laughed which worried the older boy greatly

"That one is also stuck"

The fire and ice quirk user suddenly got confused.

'If both hands are stuck, how the actual hell did he call me!?'

So he voiced his concerns

"If both of your hands are stuck, how did you call me?"

The younger boy took a deep breath, and letting it out,"that doesn't concern you, please come to my dorm and help, I only have 2 other students phone numbers, Kacchan and Lida, I already asked Kacchan but he told me, and I quote to 'fuck off deku' and then hung up, and I know Lida is just going to start lecturing me about eating snacks at this time..."

Todoroki looked to the clock, sighing as he read the time '2 AM what the actual hell is he doing up so late'

The dual haired boy sighed "ill be right over, but your sharing snacks"

He can practically hear the greenette shaking his head up and down. What will Midoriya ever do without him