Ridley adventures, in the zeebus
"AHHHHHHH" said ridley when he got defeated by the legerous bounty honter samus aranus over again, this time
"HEY, KRAID, I NEED A PLAN TO KILL SAMUS, AHHHHH"
he saw kraid, who was watching television set, "This is a good show about all inds of food, i like to make them because i'm hungry again"
"KRAID YOU FAT AS DO YOU EVER STOP EATING SHIT"
"what is that, i cannot hear you over this television prog. and this micro." and the micro go WRRRRRRRRRR BEEP BEEP BEEP and theres tons of pizza roll "This some good shit, I should make a video for the internet about eating them"
"IT'S A LIVIN. CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS FATFUCK CAN'T LIKE WITH OUT HIM" and he shrug
Ridley boost out the window making shards go in the neighbors yard and this fucker can't believe theres shards all of his yard "Is this fuck serios i have to get rid of this shit now" then he sighed "at least he's not an inter galaxic villian" but he was!
He was in his space ship all the way into the space, where metorites were and zeebus, the planet of mother bbrain
"MOTHER TIME TO GO" said kid brain. he has a back pack and mother brain says, "Umm I don't want to you dumb shit"
"WHY"
"becos... i can't get out of this glass"
"well sure you can you just have to transform into that thing"
"umm... i'm kind of embarassed to go out and about zeebus looking like that"
"GOD YOU SHIT FUCK I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS" and then ridley's ship crash into mother brain and the glass sharter
"well guess i have to transform now" mother brain said and did it. "wow this actually aint so bad. WHAT IS IT RIDLEY WHY DID YOU BROKE MY GLASS.
"HEY, MOTHER BRAIN. HOW'S IT GOIN. I AM OBSCURING A WAY TO DEFEAT SAMUS ONES AND FOR ALL"
"sorry we are busy" said kid brain
"WELL WHERE YA' GOIN"
"were going to go visit fanta" said mother brain "HEY" she said hitting her weird hand on her other weird hand like she comed up with something "maybe he knows a way to rid of samus anus"
THEY VISIT FANTA IN THE SHIP YARD
"wow theres so much water" said kid brain "i can't swim..."
mother brain walk through the water and ridley fly over it
"UMM WOT ABOUT ME"
"use the platforms you FUCKHEAD!"
"AHHHHHHH no need to be so rude!" said ridley
they got to Fanta
"WOT BRINGS YOU HERE RIDLEY AND MOTHER BRAIN AND KID BRAIN"
"We want to find a way to defeat samus" said Ridley
"I HAVE HAUNTED THESE SEAS FOR MANY YEARS.
HAVE STRUCK FEAR INTO THE WEARIEST AND MOST DETERMINED OF SEAFARERS
I MADE THIS ONE GUY PISS HIS PANTS AND HIS NAME WAS ALEXANDER
BUT THE REST I JUST MADE KIND OF SCARED
THEN KILLED THEM
BUT SAMUS WAS NOT IN FEAR
AND SHE DEFEATED ME.
ALTHOUGH I HAVE MANY MYSTICAL WAYS TO CHEAT AND GET BACK AT HER, I REFUSE TO USE THESE METHODS FOR SOMEONE WHO FOUGHT ME WITH SUCH BRAVERY AND SKILL"
"AHHHHH THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID, FANTA"
Ridley was stuck without knowing what way to defeat saamus
"I will have to turn to... the X"
Ridley fly out the window and shards go outside and land in the sea and the evil sea fish chocked on them and died.
what happens next time, it'll be a doozy and a livin'