Author's note: I wrote this story just to show that the programmers of the Pokemon show pity Ash by showing him beating everyone with a pikachu that still knows Thundershock.
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Ash
and co. were walking down Route 34 in Johto. (That's where I hang out)
A
pidgey appears.
ASH:
(pulling out Dexter) Wow, what's that?
DEXTER: Pidgey, you dolt.
ASH:
Oh.
ME:
(jumping out of tree) Hi!
ASH:
Who are you?
ME: I am the author of this fic-
ASH
AND CO.: Uh…Bye!
ME:
And I challenge you to a match!
ASH:
What…I accept!
MISTY:
Ash! He's the author.
ASH: So?
ME:
Six pokemon each. First one whited out loses. Go,
Ho-oh!
ASH: Go, Squirtle!
ME: Sacred Fire!
ASH:
Bubble!
**Squirtle
faints**
ASH: Hey!
ME:
Yes??? J
ASH: Uhhhhh…
MISTY: I told you!
BROCK: What happened?
Misty pulls her mallet out of the air and whacks Brock.
BROCK: Owwwww………
ASH: Told me what?
MISTY: That he's the author!
ASH: So?
Misty pulls her mallet out of the air and this time whacks Ash.
ASH: Owwwww………
ME: (impressed) Wow…
ASH: (recovering) Um…go, I don't know….
ME: Go, Butterfree!
ASH: Oh, yeah! Go, Charizard!
EVERYBODY: ASH!!!!!
CHARIZARD: Char…(Turns around and fries Ash)
ASH: I've always wondered why Mom called me Ash.
Charizard now turns and fries Butterfree.
BUTTERFREE: Free!
**Butterfree faints**
ME: Wow…
JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation…
JAMES: To unite all people within our nation…
EVERYBODY: BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMES: (pouting) Let us finish the motto…L
Jessie takes her mallet out of air and whacks James.
ME: (calmly) Yeah, whatever. Go, Ursaring!
URSARING: Ur! Saring!
ASH: What? When? Who? Where? Why? How? Oh! Go, Bulbasaur!
ME: Fury Swipes!
BULBASAUR: Saur!
**Bulbasaur faints**
**Poketranslator ON**
URSARING: Ooh! Are those berries? (runs around picking berries out
of peoples pockets)
URSARING: Ooh! Here's a big one! (picks a sunkern out of Erika's
pocket)
ERIKA: Hey!
SUNKERN: Sun! Kern!
Brock sees Erika and his eyes turn into hearts.
BROCK: It's Erika!
Ursaring runs off, closely followed by Erika, who's closely
followed by Brock.
BROCK: Hey! Wait up!
PIKACHU: (grumbles) Why do I have to do everything? Get
out of here!
TEAM ROCKET: Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!!!!!!!!
MEOWTH: What about me?
PIKACHU: Go away.
ME: Would you like to continue?
ASH: Of course!
ME: All right. Go, Gastly!
GASTLY: Gastly (fades away)
ME: I hate it when he does that.
BROCK: What happened?
ME: Nothing. Go, Mareep!
**Ash creams Mareep**
ME: Okay. Let's change the rules. We each put out our prize pokemon.
They fight and whoever wins is the winner of the tournament.
MISTY: Hey, that's not fair!!
ME: And your point is?
MISTY: Um….
ME: Let's go, Feraligatr!
ASH: And in return, Pikachu!
FERALIGATR: You want me to beat this twerp?
PIKACHU: Yeah! Come and fight, you big bully!
FERALIGATR: (shrugging) Whatever.
ME: Hydro Pump!
Feraligatr sends Pikachu into oblivion.
PIKACHU: Pikachu's blasting off again!!!
ASH AND CO.: PIKACHU!
Ash and co. run after Pikachu.
ME: (left in a cloud of dust) Oooooooookay.
TEAM ROCKET: Will you star us in your next fic?
ME: Does that mean this fic is over?
TEAM ROCKET: Yes.
ME:
Whatever.
TEAM ROCKET: Yay! (run off singing, "you know us as Team Rocket
and we fight for what is wrong…")
ME: **blinking** Okay, then. Viewers, PLEASE REVIEW!
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As I said in here, PLEASE REVIEW! But, changing the subject, could
someone please tell me who Tia is? I know I said I'd star Team Rocket in the
next fic but I want to include her. Is she some mystical thing created by ffn
writers or is she a dragonair from the Pokemon show that really likes Ash?
Please tell me.
GIOVANNI: WHAT!?! An entire fic has gone by and I wasn't even
mentioned? That's an outrage. I must have a word with the author.
A few minutes later a mangled Bird Boy enters fanfic authors'
break room.
ME: That's it! I mean it that's it! I positively give up including
myself in fanfics!
ARTICUNO: Why?
ME: No clue! But if it keeps Giovanni away, I'm doing it!
TOBIASFAN: Wait a minute. Am I the only one with an ounce of sense?
ALL AUTHORS: Nooooo…..
TOBIASFAN: Then why does it seem that unauthorized personnel
(CHEESEWIZARDMON: Whoa…) are listening in on us this very minute?
ME: AAAAAUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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