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Like most romance stories, the events started at a bar.
Felicia just couldn't stop smiling. Tonight was the night! She was finally going to get a date with Morrigan!
For years, her feelings for the succubus went from hatred (She quickly got annoyed by Morrigan's attitude.), to friendship (The times they worked together were some of Felicia's favorite moments.), to having a childhood crush that mostly went unnoticed. (Either that, or Morrigan was playing mind games with the cat-girl. Again.) And tonight, they agreed to meet at a bar in New York! Felicia went all-out. Her best dress, the best perfume, the best bar, everything would be perfect!
And, better yet, people weren't stopping to take pictures of her and/or mocking her.
"Are you Felicia?" A unfamiliar voice came from the right ear of Felicia. She turned and saw a dark short-haired woman in a dark red dress right standing next to her.
"Yes, I am. Are you one of my fans?" Felicia asked. She genuinely liked her fans, and didn't mind Morrigan being late for a few minutes.
"Never heard of you until we met on eMatchitup. Remember?"
Felicia blinked, trying to think to what she was talking about. She did use eMatchitup to hook up with Morrigan, but didn't remember ever seeing her.
"I'm Morrigan. We have a date tonight, right?"
Felicia's bottomless smile finally hit the bottom. Somehow, she ended up going on a date with a different Morrigan than the one she spent several years getting to know. Her ears drooped. The current Morrigan noticed, but didn't care. "Can we get this over with it? I have a bet to win."
The night…well, Felicia would be lying if she didn't have a fun time.
This Morrigan seemed to be a bit nicer than the original Morrigan. The new's style of humor was less creepy than the original. The new seemed to be interested in Felicia rather the original. Despite the new one explained that the only reason why she went on the date with Felicia was to win a bet with a childish man, the new one still continued to play the date thing straight.
"Wow! I had fun tonight!" Felicia said, her smile having returned a couple of hours ago.
"I agree." The new Morrigan replied, a faint hint of a smile appearing. They stopped in front of the apartment that Felicia had rented for her time in New York.
"So, are you going to win the bet?" Asked Felicia.
"I have to do one more thing." Said Morrigan, reaching into her purse, and grabbing the camera she used all night. "I have to take one more picture, and I get to be the party's leader for a week. I need a picture of us kissing."
"Any specific kind of kiss?" Politely asked Felicia.
"On the lips."
"Okay!" Before Morrigan could prepare, Felicia locked lips with the witch, and held for ten seconds before releasing.
"Wait! I didn't get the picture!" Morrigan wiped her lips several times. "On three!"
"One…" Felicia said, her energy rising still.
"Two…"
"Three!"
FLASH
"Hmm…nice…"
"You own me. Big time. Felicia's a good kisser, but I'm not gay."
"You sure? This photo you just gave me clearly shows you enjoying the kiss…"
"I'm leaving, Morrigan! Why did I agree to this?"
"This."
"Oh. Will it work?"
"Your party will listen to you for seven moons."
"Good. And before I go, I have a question. Why did you make me go on a date with your friend?"
"You two look good together."