Slytherin's Freakin' Awesome
So so so sorry for not updating Bushy Hair and Sacrifices! I have a bit of writers block, I have a few ideas of how it could turn out though :) Anyway this was just something fun I wrote when I was bored this afternoon hope you like it :)
The greatest house at Hogwarts,
Is Slytherin, by far.
We're so much better then Gryffindor,
And that dork with the dorky scar!
We're the daring-est of the lot,
We too have bravery.
Who needs noble-ness anyway,
(And what the hell is chivalry?!)
They're not so cool, those Gryffindors,
Of whom you are so fond.
'Cos who could ever resist a
Slytherin bad-ass with a wand?
Yes, we're the sexy, pretty ones,
And if God himself could choose,
Even He'd pick Slytherin,
Yes, Gryffindor would LO-OSE!
Take that, Potter, you freak,
Even God prefers us.
Most likely cos we're
Bloody fabulous!
So when I die and go to heaven,
This is what I'll say:
Slytherin's freakin' awesome,
And I'm a ghost, Hooray!
Please reveiw!!! :) :) :)