Author's notes: random story alert, yea this just popped into my head when I was listening to the arctic monkey's song so that's why this fic is named after it, I own nothing but the idea. Hope you guys enjoy it!
"Come on Lucy we're going to be late" a petite blue haired teen moaned as she kicked her best friends door
"Levy it's a club! You can't be late to a club" Lucy shouted back from her room
"But we can be late for our friends!" levy cried "remember what happened last time" levy shuddered at the memory and immediately the blondes door flew open
"God you're right!" Lucy shouted as she grabbed her handbag "but first how do I look?" levy groaned and looked at her friends attire, the blonde was wearing a dark blue mini skirt with a white boob tube and matching white high heels
"Erm isn't that a bit revealing" levy muttered as looked down at her own clothes which were just a simple orange sundress
"Hey I have to use my sex appeal to get free drinks! I need to pay my rent as well!"
"gah Lucy I'm not even going to say what that sounds like" levy laughed before tugging Lucy's arm "just come on let's go!"
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"What's taking those two so long" a white hair teen groaned
"I did tell them to be here at 10pm so we wouldn't have to queue up" a scarlet hair female said in a dark tone
"Maybe you never told them Erza" a brunet with glasses hissed
"Excuse me are you doubting me?" Erza shot back as she leaned closer "don't mess with me evergreen, you don't want to be beaten up again" Erza grinned as Ever pulled a face
"Oh just try me scarlet" Ever growled as she was about to leap at the red head but Mira stepped in-between them
"Hey come on, we don't want to cause a scene; they won't let us in otherwise" Mira said quickly but the two females still glared at each other
"Hey guys!" levy shouted as she ran up to them but froze when she sensed the tension "erm what's going on?"
"Why are you late?!" Erza roared as she walked over to the smallest of the female friends
"It was all Lucy!" levy cried as she grabbed the blonde who had just reached them and levy hid behind her like a human shield
"So it's your fault?" Erza questioned as her eyes narrowed
"Erm" Lucy gulped with wide eyes as she looked over at Mira
"Well everyone is here now so let's go" Mira cheered as she pulled Lucy out of danger and to the door of the club
"Thanks Mira" Lucy whispered as she sighed in relief
Finally the five females walked to the large black doors that lead to the club, "alright just act cool you two" Mira said to the still feuding friends Erza and Ever
"Tch" they both muttered at the same time
"Wow fairy tail best club in all of Fiore" Lucy said in awe as she looked up at the large red lettering above the door. The females all filed in until
"Oi hold it" a deep voice said
"Eh" levy cried as she was pulled back "guys!" she shouted making them turn around
"you can't go in" a tale male blocked levy's path and she looked up to see a teen probably a few years older than herself look down at her, well she presumed he was seeing as the glasses he were wearing were so dark she couldn't see his eyes. But what stood out the most apart from his long spiky black hair was the many piercings that covered his face. He wore black jeans and a black leather jacket his whole look just screamed 'bad boy' but levy never took any notice instead she just glared angrily at him
"And why can't I go in?" she complained
"Cus shrimp you aint old enough, come back in a few years" he muttered and was about to push her away
"Hey don't call me shrimp! I'm old enough!" she shouted back and he tutted at her "here!" she cried as she pulled out her id and pushed it in his face. He snatched it out of her hand and examined it closely
"She's the same age as us" Lucy said standing next to her friend while Mira and the others followed
"Urgh whatever get in" he muttered and moved out of the way
"What an ass!" levy shouted once they were inside
"He was only doing his job" Erza stated as they walked up to the bar
"But how come he only stopped me" levy moaned and sat down
"Maybe because you aren't as 'developed' as us" Ever said evilly making the bookworm blush
"Oh shut it! What I lack in boobs I make up in brains" levy shot back and Mira laughed
"Hey excuse me" Mira said politely which made the barmaid turn around and when she did her face lit up
"Guys! You actually came to fair tail!" a brunet laughed
"Cana!" Lucy shouted with a large smile "you work here?"
"Yup, every weekend. I need rent money!" Cana replied as she dried a glass
"Wait, you're a barmaid, is that a good idea. You so close to alcohol" Erza said with a raised eyebrow and Cana smirked
"Hey I'm good at this, besides no one's notices the 'tester' drinks I have every so often" she winked while the other females laughed
"This won't end well" Ever muttered but Cana just rolled her eyes
"I'm doing fine so far, I've been here for three months"
"What you've been here for that long and you never told us!" Lucy shouted
"Eh well I figured you'd all pester me to get you in" Cana replied "so what can I get you ladies" she said in a professional tone making the others smile
"Hmm let's start off with five long island iced teas please" Lucy said in a posh voice
"Alright I'll be right back" Cana smiled as she walked off to get their drinks
"I can't believe Cana works here" levy said to no one in particular
"Yea but how long will that last" Ever muttered
"I think she'll do fine, I might see if there's a job going to be a barmaid here too. Maybe Cana can put in a good word for me" Mira smiled as she looked around "I really wouldn't mind working here"
"I wouldn't want too" Lucy laughed "I'd be partying all the time"
"and that's why you wouldn't be working here" levy giggled and nudged her friend "but for once I agree with you, I mean look at this place" levy looked around the huge building which had two floors the upper floor seemed to be the VIP section while the ground floor mainly consisted of the huge dance floor, a bar that was across one side of the room. It was nearly pitch black apart from the strobe lights that were dotted on the roof along with the multi-coloured bright lights
"Yes I have to admit this place lives up to the rumours" Erza added
"You haven't seen anything yet" Cana laughed as she handed the friends five tall glasses
"What do you mean?" Ever asked
"Just you wait" Cana smirked "the nights just begun!" she cheered and downed a sneaky shot before returning back to her job
"This should be interesting" levy took a sip of her drink and her eyes widened "god Lucy what is this!?"
"Eh" Lucy looked over after already drinking a quarter of her glass "it's just a bit of rum, gin, tequila, vodka…"
"And coke!" Mira added taking another sip of her drink
"What?!" levy cried "that's a lot all in one drink" she examined the glass once more
"Come on be a man and drink it!" a loud voice shouted behind them
"Oh god no" Ever muttered "not him"
"Hey Elfman" Mira smiled as she jumped to hug her brother
"Hi big sis" the tall muscular white haired male grinned as he stepped back "what are you all doing here"
"I could ask you the same thing" Mira replied
"It's manly to go clubbing!" he roared and Ever rubbed her temples
"You are so stupid" she moaned drinking her drink rather quickly "this is going to be a long night"
"Come on levy let's dance" Lucy said as she pulled the blue haired girl into the crowd leaving Mira talking to her younger brother
"So what else are you doing here" Mira asked raising her eyebrow and Elfman chuckled
"Ha it seems I can't fool big sis, well me and the guys get to perform a few songs. The dj is cool with it" Elfman said proudly
"You should have told me!" Mira shouted and hit her brother "I would have come to support you"
"Hey! It's not manly to be beaten up" Elfman cried as he backed away "well this isn't our first performance so it's no big deal I didn't know if you were free but you're here now so listen ok" he said quickly before running off
"But I don't even know when you're going to be on!" Mira shouted angrily but it was too late the white haired male had already ran to safety "urgh I guess I'll have to go and ask the dj then" she muttered as she walked through the crowd of dancing bodies.
When she finally reached the end of the dance floor to look up to see the dj booth up above her damn it she thought now I have to get up here. Quickly Mira sidestepped and jumped up on a ledge thank god I wore shorts and not a dress once up she ran up the few steps until she was next to the dj from the side all she could see was his short blonde hair that was sticking up she also noticed his large headphones that covered his ears and the sharp metal points that stuck out of them well those look like a health and safety breach Mira thought but took another step forward until she was behind him
"Erm excuse me" no response
"Excuse me" Mira shouted a little louder why isn't he answering-oh yea the headphones she leaned over and tapped his shoulder causing him to jump around quickly
"oi what are you doing here?!" he shouted angrily "I don't do requests" Mira was taken aback by his tone but her eyes left his right eye when she saw the large lightning bolt scare that went through his eye and went halfway down his face, but as soon as she realised she was staring she quickly looked away feeling rude for staring
"no I'm not here for that, all I wanted to know was when a band was preforming tonight my brothers in the band and he never told me when" as soon as she said that he stopped glaring at her and looked her up and down
"I take it you're Elfman's sister judging by the white hair" he said before turning around to mix the music
"Yes I'm his older sister; anyway he ran off pretty quickly but said that you knew what time they were on so I asked you"
"Ah well they're always on at 12, I don't mind gives me time to get a drink" he said without looking back around
"Oh ok thanks" Mira replied quickly before heading off again well he seems merry she thought before laughing
"Hey where did you go?" Lucy asked as she stopped the older friend from going past her
"Elfman's in a band and they're preforming tonight I was just checking what time so I don't miss it" Mira replied as the blondes eyes widened
"For god's sake! How come we never know anything" she cried
"Well we know now" levy laughed before Lucy sighed and just continued dancing
"So there you are" Ever said behind Mira "I saw you head off to the dj booth I never knew you also know Laxus"
"So that's his name" Mira muttered but then she looked up at the light brown haired girl "wait you know him?!"
"Isn't that what I just said" Ever replied giving Mira a strange look "he's Laxus Dreyar, he's three years older than me but we hung out at school"
"Oh my god, he's a Dreyar?" Lucy shouted "the owner of fairy tail is a Dreyar"
"That's his grandfather" Ever stated in a monotone voice and Lucy face palmed
"So you know the owners grandson yet you never told us!" Lucy shouted
"Typical" Erza added as she suddenly appeared next to the group
"Oh shut it scarlet! It was never brought up" Ever defended herself
"I'll go get more drinks" levy butted in quickly "come and help me Lucy" Lucy looked at her friend blankly but when she saw the death glares from the other teens she quickly agreed and ran off with her
"I always seem to forget that those two are really scary when they get like that" Lucy shivered as they reached the bar
"Hey Cana can we have five tequilas ASAP!" levy shouted and the barmaid grinned, after a few seconds she returned with a big smile on her face
"Here you go guys"
"How much, I'm buying this round" Lucy said as she began to rummage for her purse
"Don't bother, they've already been paid for" Cana laughed
"Yes!" Lucy cheered "I knew my sex appeal would work! Who was it?"
"That young gentleman over there" Cana chuckled as she pointed to the direction of the mysterious person "have fun Lucy" she winked before going back to her work
How was it? hope you liked it please tell me what you think and if there are any pairs you want me to add in it, but for now adios amigos!