A
Fiddle Of Gold
By
Somer
Disclaimer:
The song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" isn't mine, it's someone
else's. Johnny isn't mine either, though the idea he's a mutant is. The TCP
concept was created by Kielle and Mr. Phil Foster, and the universe belongs to
Marvel. Oh, yes. There's one bad word, but if you've heard the song, you'll
know what it is.
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Oh,
God. Here we go. "Sir?"
"Yes?"
This
is good. I'm not in the Pits yet. "Sir, you realize we're behind on our
quota? All the routine possessions have done nothing for us, and no one seems
particularly interested in selling their souls."
"Go
on."
Wow.
Still not in the Pits. Maybe I'll get through this. "We're bringing in
essentially nothing, sir. People just aren't afraid of you anymore."
"I...see."
Oh,
shit. He's got that look in his eye. I can't stop now! "The state of
Georgia, however, has not changed in many years. I believe you could find
someone susceptible enough there."
"Of
course."
I'm
gone. Not the wand. Not the wand! "Aaaarrgh!"
"Never
tell me I'm doing something wrong, demon."
Johnny
Stone glanced up as a horse and rider went by, then started another song on his
instrument of the day, a fiddle. When he was ten, the sandy-haired youth had
discovered that he could play any instrument better than anyone around him.
That had often gotten him into trouble, so he had given up playing around
people, because they always brought out their own champion, and Johnny hated
seeing the crest-fallen looks on people's faces.
Letting
the music take him away, he failed to notice the man standing on the hickory
stump nearby, until the song was done.
"Hello,"
the man said simply.
"Hello,"
Johnny responded. It didn't always pay to be nice to strangers, but you never
knew.
"Can
I tell you something, boy?" the stranger asked, and Johnny shrugged.
"Sure."
There
was a faint popping sound, when Johnny blinked, and in the place of the man
stood a tall being, complete with horns, red skin, a tail, and cloven feet. His
hands had huge claws, and Johnny figured he was the ugliest thing he'd ever
seen.
"You
see, boy, I'm a fiddle player, too. And I was wondering if you'd care to make a
bet with me. Hear me out," the devil said quickly, seeing Johnny's
hesitation. "Now, you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but I play better.
And I'm willing to bet this," he held out a solid gold fiddle, one of his
better creations, "against your soul."
Johnny
thought about it. On one hand, if he won, he'd have a solid gold fiddle, proof
he'd beaten the devil at something. On the other hand, if he lost, he'd lose
his soul. Also on the first hand was the fact that if he brought a solid gold
fiddle home, it was proof he'd been willing to bet his soul on something not of
the church, and he'd be shunned.
But a
solid gold fiddle! he argued with himself. Exactly. A solid gold fiddle.
"My
name's Johnny, devil, and I'll take your bet. And I'll win, too, because I
happen to be the best." Brave words, Johnny-boy, he thought. What if your
powers don't work this time?
The
devil set the gold fiddle aside, and brought out his own fiddle. It was
masterfully crafted, and Johnny felt drawn to it.
I'd
rather take that one, he thought, than the gold one.
"I'll
start this show," the devil announced, rosining up his bow. There was an
evil hiss from the strings, and Johnny took a step back involuntarily, the
charm the fiddle offered disappearing for a second with the evil sound.
From
out of nowhere came a demon band, complete with drums and a guitar. In fact,
the devil's playing sounded like a guitar, not like a fiddle at all.
When
the devil stopped playing, Johnny raised an eyebrow. For all the dancing around
the devil had done, it had only been a mediocre song.
"And
to challenge you, boy," the devil said, "You get to play four songs,
just like I played one."
"That's
not fair!" Johnny protested, and the devil grinned.
"Nothing
I do is very fair."
Muttering
to himself, Johnny rosined up his own bow, then began. First up was "Fire
On The Mountain." The music swept Johnny away, and as soon as it was done,
he began "Devil's In The House Of The Rising Sun," which made the devil
laugh. Two more songs later, the devil wasn't laughing any more.
"You
cheated!" he hissed, knowing he was bested. "Somehow, you
cheated!"
"I
know, devil. But you didn't give me much of a choice."
The
devil picked up the gold fiddle and threw it at Johnny's feet. "Take the
fiddle, boy! I'll be back to collect it, along with your soul, soon
enough," he growled.
Johnny
scoffed. "Devil, you can come back and challenge me any day you want, with
any instrument of your choice, 'cause I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
the best there's ever been."
And as
the devil vanished, Johnny began to play again, a mocking rendition of what the
demon himself had played.
