new story. god on earth. trapped he is.
disclaimer: don't own Zelda, do own Lason, the God of Beer, drink and parties.
The Legend of Zelda: The Trapped God
Prolouge
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"haaaa." I, Lason sighed as I got up from my meditation in the outer reaches of the wasteland known as the Desert Colosus.
I simply pulled out a flute and started playing the Bolero of Fire. babadabadada dadada. and warped to Death Mountain Crator. I thought about what my sisters had said. "Lason, we can't break it, but we have written into Link's destiny so that he will find the mythical rod that can free you of the curse." Nayru had replied calmly, sending him a telepathic message. I started the long walk to the Castle. 2 years ago I had mistakenly activated an old curse from some of the first few years that we had given magic to my people. I had been transported and trapped in the mortal world. I could not die, but I could be hurt. It was getting boring and I didn't have much of the power that I did in the heavens.
Soon I arrived in Kakariko Village, visiting an old friend for advice.
"WHAT! YOUR STILL A SKULLTULA!" I yelled, pissed that the Hero had not freed him as well.
"It's fine, Lason. My children are safe. You may spend the night here if you wish." the Skullman said.
"Thankyou" I replied, and sat down to think.
I went to the Castle the next day and found that the guards would not let me in. So I walked up to the gate, grabbed it, and lifted. Being a god had its advantages. The gate raised enough for me to walk through. I simply walked through the guards until I reached the Throne room. Several guards were following me.
"This isn't visiting day!" anonomous guard number73 yelled, running at me. He swung his spear like an axe, trying to cut me from the side. I caught it and pulled it out of his hand, broke it over my knee and walked toward the King, who had drawn his sword and now stood in front of his Queen, Zelda.
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sorry it's so short. next chapter will be longer.
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