Episode 1- All New Players, All New Pain Part 1
A man in his early forties stands on the end of a old, broken down dock with a old sign that says "Cap Wawnaka", well it's supposed to say "Camp Wawanakwa" but the paint is wearing off.
"Yo! I'm your beloved host, Chris McLean" Chris announces, flashing his signature toothy grin.
"As you can see we're back at crummy old Camp Wawanakwa for a all new series, Camp Dramatic, but we're not back with the the same crummy cast!" "In fact, we have 18 all new vict- I mean contestants coming here, but don't worry, we still have the same old disgusting food, dangerous island inhabitants, and grueling challenges!"
A horn sounds in the distance
" And here comes our first contestant now!" Chris exclaims
A small girl with brown hair, blue shorts, a yellow shirt and sandals, holding a book and a pink suitcase steps off the boat
"Zoey! How're you doing?" Chris asks
" G-G-Good" She replies softly
"Don't really care," Chris says "Now move to the end of the dock."
Zoey quickly moves to the end of the dock, as another boat arrives at the dock
A large muscular boy with a black shirt, khaki shorts, and green sandals steps off the boat with his green dufflebag.
"Brock! How are ya!" Chris says
Brock simply ignores him and walks to the end of the dock, where Zoey glances at him, and he glares back in return.
Another boat arrives at the dock, and a girl with blonde hair, a short red dress with a belt and leopard print leggings under with black flats steps off the boat, forcing the intern that drove her here to carry her 7 suitcases, 4 purses, and 3 make-up kits.
"Lauren, I see your... prepared." Chris says, greeting her
"Of course I am, I have 4 outfits for each day, along with enough make-up to last a year."
"Great... Why don't you stand with everyone else,"
Lauren looks at Brock and Zoey
"Ha! This is my competition! You may as well hand me the million now!"
Zoey simply frowns while Brock glares at her
Soon, another boat reaches the dock, and a tall, lanky boy with auburn hair, a blue shirt with the batman symbol, and tan shorts steps off the boat while reading a comic book
"Yes! I knew The Joker wouldn't be able to make it out of the carnival without Bane's help!" The boy exclaims excitedly
"Carl, great to see you, man!"
He waves at Chris, then makes his way to the end of the dock with the other contestants
A boat with 2 females, one with clothing similar to Indiana Jones and the other with a blue jacket and with skinny jeans with animal pictures on them, step off the boat.
" Roxy!" He says pointing to one with the Indian Jones clothes, "Mary!" He says pointing to the other "Welcome to the show!" Chris says to them
"Wait, why are you both on the same boat?" He asks them
"One of the interns passed out, something about to much luggage?" Roxy explains
Mary looks at the rest of the contestants and gasps, quickly running towards Lauren
"You realize that belt you're wearing was made out of a cow!"
"Yeah, I actually got to see it be processed into a belt!"
This causes Mary to literally faint, and Carl attempts to catch her, but isn't able to lift her up, causing them to both fall
Roxy also looks around, and focuses her gaze on Brock
"You look like the toughest guy here, want to arm wrestle?" She asks confidently
Brock shrugs "I love any opportunity to humiliate people"
As they arm wrestle another both reaches the dock, in it there are two boys, one with messy blonde hair, a gray jacket, ripped jeans,and a skateboard, the other with black hair, a black shirt with a spray paint on it, green shorts and a spray paint can. They each step off the boat,
"Zach!" He says to the skater " Mike!" he greets the guy with a can of spray paint "How are you!"
"Awesome!" Replies the skater, however Mike replies with a "Meh". The two move with the rest of the contestants
Another boat reaches the island, this time with 3 contestants, one guy that is slightly overweight, with an orange shirt and green shorts and blonde hair, a girl with blonde hair a small red skirt, and a tan tube top, and another girl with a small red shirt (similar to Heather's from Total Drama) and jean short shorts, with long brown hair hair and blue eyes. All three step off the boat.
"Oscar," He says to the male "Katy," He says the the blonde "Britney," he says to the brunnete "Welcome!" Chris says
"Hey Chris" Oscar says as he attempts to step down, but trips and falls on the dock
"Ooh, that looks like fun!" Katy Exclaims, and jumps down from the boat, and falls face-first onto the dock
"I was wrong" she says in pain
" That probably isn't something new for you." Britney says as she step off the boat
"Why are there 3 of you on a boat this time?" Chris asks
"One of the interns got spray paint in there eyes" Oscar says, as he gets up
Chris glares at Mike
"What!" Mike exclaims
Another boat gets to the dock, in it is a boy dressed in a pirate costume with red hair, a girl with black hair, glasses, a brown sweater vest, and black leggings, and another boy with tan shirt, jeans, and brown hair all step off the boat
"Harvey" He says to the red-head "Jane" He says the the girl "Cory" He says to the other one "Hey!"
"Hi" Jane replies, " I can't wait to compete with all of these human beings!" "Even if they are intellectually inferior."
"Ahoy Mates!" "I cannot wait to sail across the seas!" Harvey says
"You know Harvey, I can send you back to the insane asylum whenever I want, so try to not, act TOO crazy."
"Hey everyone!" Cory says
"Oh, it's you, the normal one, no idea why the producers picked you." Chris says
"Sorry?"
The final boat parks at the dock, this one with the last 4 contestants
Two girls, one with a plain blue shirt, and gray skinny jeans and blonde hair, the other is African-American or Canadian, or whatever with brown pants that stop a few inches above her ankles and a tan shirt. Two guys are also on the boat, one muscular one with blonde hair, a blue jersey, and black shorts, While the other has perfect cheekbones, an amazing smile and...Whoops! getting off track! He has a blue shirt and black jeans, along with grey sandals
"Jenny" Chris says to the blonde girl "Latifa" he says to the other female " Brad" He says to the male with the jersey "and Marcus!" he says to the very, very beatiful one.
"What's up brotha!" Latifa says as she high-fives Chris
Lauren immediately steps towards Marcus "Well hello." She says flirtatiously
"BACK OFF, HE'S MINE!" Katy shouts as she tackles Lauren
Within minutes almost every girl is fighting, there's hair ripping, face slapping, its pretty gruesome
" QUIET!" Chris yells, Immediately grabbing everyone's attention "Now if you'd follow me, I'll show you around"
"These are you cabins, where you'll be living for the next 8 weeks, complete with terrible odor, coachroach infestation, and disgusting bunk beds!"
The contestants groan as Chris leads them to the next area
"Here's the washrooms, one for they guys, one for the gals."
Chris then leads them to the next area
" Here's the Mess Hall, where you'll get your 3 disgusting meals of the day"
Chris soon leads them to a smelly outhouse
"The infamous bathroom confessional, feel free to dish out your most secret secrets to the world, or complain about everything here, probably the second one."
CONFESSIONAL-MIKE
"There's no way Chris is gonna get me to use this dumb thing!" "Wait a second..."
CONFESSIONAL-CORY
"I'm so stoked to be here, hopefully I have a shot at winning."
And last but not least he led them to the campfire
"Here is the Campfire, where we will be having our Campfire Ceremonies where one of you will be sent home and can-"
"Yeah, Yeah we can 'never' come back" Roxy says
"Way to steal my thunder" Chris says, glaring at Roxy "Now its time to place you into two teams." "If I call your name stand to my left, Britney, Cory, Mike, Carl, Jenny, Katy, Marcus, Latifa, and Harvey, you guys are the Screaming Islanders!"
The contestants cheer as they are officially given a team
"Now, Mary, Brock, Lauren, Roxy, Oscar, Zach, Brad, Jane, and Zoey, stand to my right." "And you guys are, The Killer Tikis!"
"Now go get some rest, you have a deadl- I mean- perfectly safe challenge tommorow." Chris says snickering evily
"Which team will win? Will the contestants survive their first challenge? Who will go home first? All this and more next time on CAMP DRAMATIC!