Hello! It's me, weyrmage! This is my first attempt at writing Sirius/OC and fics that are longer than one chapter, so please bear with me as I fumble my way through. I hope you like it, and I hope you'll review if you do!
Disclaimer: I've never liked these things. They make you feel bad, and they're pointless...All recognizable characters are JKR's.'
"Haha! Sure I'd love to go to the ball with you, Siri-poo!" giggled a curvaceous blonde in a very high-pitched voice. She was wearing the school uniform, but with some altercations, including a shortened hem length on the skirt, and a deepened neckline on her sweater with the buttons of her blouse unbuttoned enough to see her deep cleavage. The person she was talking to was standing in front of her, pulling at his tie.
"Ahm, Stacy, I wasn't asking you to go to the ball. And…hey, what'd you call me?" asked "Siri-poo" in disbelief.
"Siri-poo! What do you mean you didn't ask me?"
"Siri-poo? Oh Merlin! That's horrible, Pads!" interrupted James Potter, best mate of Sirius "Siri-poo" Black. Sirius just shuddered.
"Stacy...I think that I should tell you something. I like you, but...we're not meant to be, so I think we should end this relationship," said Sirius solemnly. Stacy stared at him in disbelief.
"Siri-poo, we've been going out for only a week! I thought you loved me!" At this, Sirius groaned. Why was it that every girl he went out with thought that he loved them? WHY?
"No, Stacy, no. I have never said that! And just so you know, I'm going to the ball alone." This word caused a commotion with the surrounding girls. Immediate pandemonium started. Shrieks of "Sirius is going stag!" and "I finally have a chance! THANK YOU, MERLIN, THANK YOU!" echoed throughout the great hall. James snickered at the look of consternation on Sirius' face.
"Padfoot, I think you had better hide this one out. They look like they're gonna attack you at any given moment." Glowering at James, Sirius ignored his advice and sat down at the Gryffindor table. Reaching for his fork so he could pile food on his plate, he found his arm being attacked by several harpies...er, girls. Other girls picked up the fork he was going to use, and speared some sausage onto it.
"Open up, Siri!" Sirius could only gape as some forty girls crowded around to service his every need. It would have been fun, had it not been happening to him. James was no help, standing by the side because Lily had entered the hall.
"WHAT is happening?" demanded Lily. She was approaching the table, and was staring at the flock of girls around Sirius. James jumped up to explain. "No, not from you, Potter. Remus, what's going on?" James' face fell as Lily proceeded to ignore her. It didn't stop him from talking to her anyways.
"Well, Sirius here was talking to Stacy," started Remus.
"I made a poem, just for you, my Lily-flower!" cried James. Lily rolled her eyes, but continued to listen to Remus.
"And Stacy said that she'd love to go to the ball with Sirius," he continued.
"Here it is, Roses are red, violets are blue," crooned James.
"But Sirius denied ever asking her such a question," said Remus over James' voice.
"some poems rhyme, but this one don't,"
"James commented on Sirius' lovely nickname, 'Siri-poo',"
"I love you, with all the passion of my fiery heart,"
"Then Sirius broke up with Stacy,"
"Just like your fiery hair, but I love you more than an ocean,"
"Stacy said she thought that Sirius was in love with her,"
"Even though the ocean is not nearly as gorgeous as your eyes,"
"To which Sirius responded that he wasn't in love with her, and that he was going along to the ball,"
"Which is why I gaze at them with true love everyday,"
"And that caused the Sirius fans to become ecstatic,"
"in the hopes that you will love me just as much (or a little...a little's nice),"
"So now they're competing to see who can serve Sirius enough so that he'll take them to the ball."
"and go to the ball with me!" finished James. Lily raised an eyebrow at Remus.
"Really? Wow, I never knew people could become that pathetic. That is, until I heard that 'poem' James came up with. Oh, and the answer to your very subtle question? IS NO!" With that she turned on her heels and stomped over to her friends at the other end of the table: Mary, Addy, and Jess. James looked longingly after her.
"She'll say yes one day, she has to!" muttered James. Remus gave James a pitying look and patted him on the back.
"Sure she will, sure she will."
"Uhm, A LITTLE HELP HERE?" came a loud yell from midst the giggling girls. In talking to Lily about Sirius, they had forgotten about him. James and Remus managed to grab a hold of Sirius' arms, and yanked him out. The girls all were confused as to where he went for a second, and the boys took the chance to flee from the great hall.
Well...that was fun. Hope you liked it, and I'm hoping you're going to click "Review". So...oh yeah, uhm, I'm not quite sure when I'll next update this thing (I won't be like some of the other ppl. I'm not setting "5 reviews for 1 chapter" rules. I like reviews, but it's fun writing either way) as I'm busy with school and crew...but I promise I won't let it drift like Hermione's Wedding Day.
-weyrmage