Hello readers on FanFiction. This is my second fic, so I hope you like it. It does not, however, refer to my previous one, "Save The Last Dance". I have to give credit to my friends Erica and Josh, who inspired me with the idea. We originally said they should do this on Glee, but since that won't happen, why not put it here? Hope you like it!
Disclaimer; I don't own Glee, or Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, or any other character I just happen to mention, as well as any songs (I can't ruin it for you!)
Blaine and Kurt were sitting at Breadstix, Kurt was eating chicken alfredo tortellini and Blaine was eating chicken and shrimp scampi. Blaine took Kurt's head, and they smiled with those adorable smiles. This day marked the third month anniversary of them dating. They know how corny that is, but why not be a little ridiculous every once in a while? Blaine said "Kurt, I've been working up the strength to say it. I've wanted to, but I couldn't, for the fear it would mean our hearts would be broken. But then I remembered what I said to you when I first met you. 'Courage'. So I figured I'd practice what I preach." Kurt said "What are you getting at, Blaine?" Blaine said "I love you, Kurt." a huge smile swept across Kurt's face. No one had ever said that to him before, in more of a friendly way. Kurt responded "I love you too, Blaine." Blaine was extremely relieved to hear that. Blaine said "Okay, you've given your gift-which I love, by the way-Teenage Dream Deluxe Edition? You know me too well" Kurt said "Well, I try." Blaine said "Anyway, it's time to return the favor." Blaine handed Kurt what looked like a DVD. As Kurt started to unwrap it, he squealed, gaining him several looks around the restaurant. He finished unwrapping it. He said "Oh, Blaine! 'Newsies!' I love this!" Blaine, slightly blushing, said "I figured that when we watch it weekly now, and get our Christian Bale fix, you won't have to do the pay-per-view every time." Kurt said "I love it, and you." Blaine blushed more. Kurt said "Okay, Bashful, I'm gonna get you back to Snow White as soon as possible. Which direction is the cabin?" they both laughed at that.
Kurt said "C'mon, if we don't go now, we won't make it back to my house in time and then to this 'amazing' mall you've told us about. Mercedes and Rachel don't like to be kept waiting, you know." Blaine said "Trust me, I'm still mentally scarred from last week."
When they arrived at Kurt's house, it was 6:30-half an hour before Mercedes and Rachel arrived there for their trip to this supposedly 'amazing' mall that Blaine convinced them to go to. Kurt said "What to do for half an hour?" Blaine smiled, and said "I have an idea." they exchanged smiles, having a silent conversation. Kurt said "Race you to the couch!" and the put "Newsies" in. So, for half an hour, they kissed while somewhat watching the movie. While their lips were touching each other, Blaine would sing. "Carrywim the bannwer thwough it allw."
Mercedes and Rachel pulled into Kurt's driveway. Mercedes said "Look! They're making out!" Rachel said "I know! They are so cute together." Mercedes said "Let's scare them shitless!" Rachel nodded her head in agreement.
Kurt and Blaine were still kissing, and didn't hear the door open or hear the two girls walk into the room. Mercedes said "You two are so adorable!" and the two boys pulled away, terribly frightened. Kurt said "Mercedes you little shit!" and the girls giggled. Rachel said "Happy three-month-aversary!" Blaine gave her a "thanks-you-little-melodramatic-annoying-diva" look. Kurt turned off the movie, and they piled into Blaine's car, going to this 'amazing' mall. The car ride there was full of Barbra Striesand, Patti LuPone, Whitney Houston, and Katy Perry-obviously Blaine's choice on that last one.
Blaine wouldn't tell them where the mall was. Blaine reached down, and tried to hold Kurt's hand. Kurt said "No, Blaine-you have to drive." he chuckled. "Damn your auto-freak dad." Kurt said "if it weren't for my auto-freak dad, we'd be in a Prius right now. And according to Jeff Dunham, those are like gay-mobiles. Not the best way to tone down when I'm not allowed near aerosol cans." Blaine laughed. "since when do you hide who you are?" Kurt replied, "I don't, but having a Prius is like having a neon sign over your head telling everyone that you're gay, according to Je-fa-fa Done-ham." Mercedes chimed in "Hon, first of all, it's Jeff Dunham-he was canceled, most likely for being racist, and second of all, you already have a neon sign over your head."
Everyone laughed at that. Kurt said "Oh, how I can feel the love!" Rachel said "Blaine, insert overly-mushy line directed to Kurt here." Blaine said "That would be too easy." Kurt said "and I'm quite relieved you didn't, Blaine" and they laughed-for real, not like Monty Python laughing.
When they pulled up to the mall, Kurt's, Rachel's, and Mercedes' jaws dropped. It was amazing. It was huge. So many stores! And better yet, when they walked in, "Born This Way" was playing. Kurt said "It's a sign! We were meant to be here!"
Rachel said "It's like New York City in here!" and it wasn't far from it. The name of the mall was Kitteny Field Mall. The name is pretty random. But Kitteny was so huge, and crowded, it was like NYC in there. Not that any of them have ever been, but still.
Blaine offered Kurt his hand, and said "Hold on tight!" and all four of them entered the large swarm of shoppers. Kurt nearly went pale. Blaine said "What? What is i-Oh." they were standing in front of the Marc Jacobs store. The four had a grand time in there. They then walked around into F.Y.E, and American Eagle, and so many stores it would take too long to list them. Blaine then said, after they got their food from Popeye's (Kurt decided to splurge from salad) "I know this little area of the mall where you can hide, and no one ever sees you." Mercedes said "Can't you two wait to get it on at your house?" and everyone laughed. Blaine said "Trust me, at a place like this, you don't want anyone to get near your stuff while you're eating-while you're vulnerable." they nodded in agreement.
The area Blaine led them to was a secluded corner near Aerie. Mercedes giggled softly. She then poked Rachel. She said "Rachel, look at them! They're so cute! They've been holding hands the whole time. And Blaine is so sweet! Most guys would already be reaching for his ass by now." Rachel giggled. Kurt said "What is so funny?" the two girls sang at the same time "Nothing!" Blaine and Kurt smiled at each other and laughed. Mercedes said "Well thanks, Blaine. This mall is amazing! We have to come back here sometime soon!" Rachel said "Yeah, it is! How often do you come here? Everyone knows you! It's like you're the king of this enormous mall!" Blaine said "Not very often, I suppose I'm just-social." Kurt added "Or you're a little trampy at times." Blaine giggled. "Don't you know it!" An hour after gabbing, laughing, and of course, flirting, they came out. Let the games begin.
Mercedes said "Blaine? Why is there no one here?" and she could not have been more right. There was no one in the mall, yet all of the stores were open. Blaine said "Damnit!" Kurt said "What?" Blaine said "The mall closed." Kurt said "How? All of the stores are wide open and lit up?" Blaine said "Once a year, they leave everything open and on to make sure the lighting works. That must be tonight. They don't tell anyone what day it is, so no one will stay behind." Mercedes said "Well let's go attack Marc Jacobs then!" Blaine said "Wait! They leave the cameras on." Mercedes turned around. "Damnit!" Kurt said "Let's go, the doors can't be-they're locked." Rachel said "How are we supposed to get out of here then?" Mercedes said "Um, wait till morning?" Rachel said "Great! What are we supposed to do until then?" Mercedes said "You tell us, Blaine. You're the king of this huge mall! You're the king of New York." Blaine and Kurt looked at each other, and had a conversation with their eyes. Mercedes said "Okay, I can't tell if that's adorable or weird." Blaine said "What else would a bunch of glee kids do, in a huge, abandoned mall, but be ourselves?" the girls smiled. Kurt said "either of you seen 'Newsies'?" They walked into the food court, and each took a table. Blaine said "Might as well do the song of my namesake." They began to sing.
A pair of new shoes with matchin laces
A permanent box at Sheepshead Races
A porcelain tub with boilin' water
A Saturday night with the Mayor's daughter
Look at me!
I'm the King of New York!
Suddenly, I'm respectable
Starin' right atcha
Lousy with stature
Knobbin' with all the muckety-mucks
Start blowin' my dough
And goin' deluxe
And there I be
Ain't I pretty?
It's my city
I'm the King of New York
A courderoy suit with fitted knickers
A mezanine seat to see the flickers
Havana cigars that cost a quarter
And editor's desk for the star reporter!
Tip your hat!
He's the King of New York!
(How bout that, I'm the King of New York)
In no time flat
He'll be coverin'
Brooklyn to Trenton
Our man Denton
Makin' a headline out of a hunch
Protectin' the weak
And payin' for lunch
When I'm at bat
Strong at bat
Strong man tumble
Proud yet humble
He's (I'm) the King of New York
Either we be dead or dreamin'
Cuz look at that pape with my face beamin'
Tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it
But I was a star for one whole minute!
Starting now!
I'm the King of New York
(Ain't ya heard? I'm the Kind of New York)
Holy cow!
It's a miracle
Pullitzer's cryin'
Weasel, he's dyin'!
Like sparks, we're shootin' bright as the sun
I'm on highfaultin' son of a gun!
Don't ask me how
Fortune found me
Fame just crowned me
I'm the King of New York
Look and see!
Once a piker
Now a striker!
I'm the King of New York
Victory
Front page story
Guts and glory
I'm the King of New York!
"That was way too fun!" Blaine said. Kurt said "Yes, it was!" Rachel said "I guess we can wait till morning." Mercedes said "We weren't asking you, we were telli-just gotta bite my tongue and-" she had to control the resentment.
They spent hours walking around the abandoned mall, singing songs from "Newsies", "Mamma Mia", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Legally Blonde: The Musical"-you name it, they sang it. Kurt said "Okay, guys, it's like 3:30-I am so tired, I don't even know my last name. And yes, that was a Carrie Underwood reference." Blaine said "Yeah, me too." so, they walked over to Brookstone, and picked out the beds to sleep on. There were only three beds, which was perfectly fine with Blaine and Kurt. Mercedes and Rachel took the ones towards the back of the store, and Blaine and Kurt shared the one towards the front. Kurt fell asleep first. Blaine looked at the boy leaned against him, and kissed the top of his head. Blaine fell asleep five minutes later. When Blaine woke up the next morning, he never expected what he was looking at.
So there you have it! I hope you all liked it! I would love some reviews. I plan to add more chapters, but I need to know they're wanted!
Complete Disclaimer: I (unfortunately) don't own Blaine, Kurt, Mercedes, Rachel, 'Newsies', 'Carrying the Banner', 'King of New York', Marc Jacobs, American Eagle, F.Y.E, Aerie, Brookstone, or, well, anything else! PLEASE REVIEW!