Authors note: I don't own any characters in this short fic. I know I post about not posting Anita Blake fics, but I guess with all the complaints on my decision I'll post this and try to continue The Recruits. To be honest I don't even really remember where I was going or what book I was stemming from but, I'll try my best with it. In the mean time I hope you enjoy this little ditty.
"Oh and don't forget about tomorrow, Ted." Donna was talking to Edward before she got in her car to leave.
"What's tomorrow?" Anita was being her normal curious-about-Edwards-life self.
Edward let out an audible sigh. This was one thing he did not want anyone to know.
"Oh nothing just Ted and I are going to take the kids to see Harry potter and the Order of the Phoenix." Donna smiled at Anita, "you should join us it would be fun and the kids would enjoy seeing you again."
Anita smiled holding in her laughter until Donna left, "I would love to. Since Ted is going that would leave me with nothing to do until he came back."
"Good, good. I'll see you tomorrow." Donna moved and gave Anita a hug. She then gave Ted a kiss that lasted way to long before climbing in her car and taking off.
Anita couldn't hold her laughter in any longer, it all came tumbling out like a waterfall.
Edward's eyes lost all emotion, "What's so funny?"
"Just the thought of the big bad assassin that goes by Death watching Harry Potter."
Edward started towards his hummer, "So, the kids wanted to go see it, and Donna decided to make it a family thing."
They climbed up into the hummer.
"I bet you read the books to."
"No I don't.'
"I bet you do."
"I don't."
"I bet you like to curl up on the couch and read Harry Potter."
"I don't read Harry Potter."
Anita smiled at the thoughts in her head, "Death reads Harry Potter."
"I don't read Harry Potter." His voice was growing angrier each time he said it.
"Death reads Harry Potter." She said again and every time she said it seemed to get funnier.
"I don't read Harry..."
"Favorite character on three!" She interrupted him. "One... Two... THREE!"
"Tonks," Edward said, and immediately he knew he had been tricked when she didn't say anything and just laughed.
"I knew it you do read Harry Potter!"
"I don't read Harry Potter!" he was finally yelling it.
"Then how do you know about Tonks?"
"Well how do you know?" he tried turning the question back at her.
"Nathaniel and I read bed time stories to each other. He chose the Harry Potter books the past couple times." She shrugged it was too cute and innocent.
Edward raised an eyebrow.
"I can't believe Death reads Harry Potter."
Edward pulled over and had his gun drawn and pointed at her head.
"I. Don't. Read. Harry. Potter."
She held up her hands in a surrender gesture, "Ok you don't read Harry Potter."
Edward put the gun back where he had gotten it and started driving. The hummer was silent except for the occasional snicker from Anita because she would imagine him dressing up first as a death eater, then Draco Malfoy and finally as Harry Potter himself.
Fin