AN: I own nothing.

Ruby and Nagisa finally arrived home after the long wedding party. She was happy that Neptune and Weiss married after so many years. Now all that was left was... HOLY CRAP she is the only one who hasn't gotten married. Ruby looked at Nagisa who was ready to tuck himself into bed. After being in a relationship for SIX YEARS and saving the world she hasn't seen so much as a ring let alone any mention of the subject. I mean sure she's 21, but SIX YEARS of her life were invested into this relationship she wasn't going to get that time back or get any younger for that matter. Nagisa isn't a scumbag. He wasn't the type that would use the phrase, "Why buy the cow when I can get the milk for free." No he wouldn't... I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FUCKING DECAPITATE HIM IF THAT IS THE CASE... Right after I have my proper goodbye that is. She decided that tomorrow she would have a long talk with him about it.

They both sat opposite of each other eating their food. Suddenly Ruby went in for the kill. "Nagisa do you love me?"

Nagisa was surprised. "Yes... Did you do something? Did I do something?" Nagisa talked slowly not sure of what he had done, or if Ruby had done something.

"Nagisa you know I love you, but we have to talk about us."

"Okay?"

"Good now then..." Huh? Ruby's never had this conversation before. Come to think of it Nagisa has been Ruby's one and only boyfriend. Add to that the fact that Nagisa was her first kiss, and first time. HOLY CRAP! She was going to marry Nagisa and not even know what it's like to be with other men... Or women. "Uhh let's go out out today."

"Wait weren't we..."

"I forgot what I was gonna say so let's go." Nice save Rose even after all this time you still got it. Okay so we go to places where they have a bunch of things related to marriage the he'll get the hint.

Ruby and Nagisa finally went out on their 'date' or as Ruby would later call it 'How I managed to get Nagisa to pop the question without using Crescent Rose to force him into it.' The first stop was a jewelry store, then a dress shop, and finally a bakery. Of course the last one was also for the intention of refilling the cookie jar.

In Nagisa's mind though all he thought about was what Ruby wanted for her birthday. Despite the fact that her birthday was 3 weeks ago. Is she seriously already concerned for her birthday? Then the anniversary came into mind, but that wasn't until 4 months from now. So what does she want? Are we having another engagement party? Nagisa went down the list of people he knew and all of them were married or would probably die alone (Qrow). If only he would have stopped chasing skirts.

After a long day they both went back home. Ruby looked at Nagisa, but nothing that seemed that he got the hint. Maybe I shouldn't have bought the cookies, but I have my priorities which I'am now realizing are cookies are more important than my marital status. Wow I really need to go see that therapist. In the end Ruby decided to just come out and say it. "Nagisa I'm not a cow you know."

"I never said you were fat." Nagisa responded. He didn't complain when Ruby bought the cookies. He thought it was adorable, but maybe she didn't see it that way.

"No it's not about my weight it's just that... Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free you know?" Hopefully this time Nagisa would understand.

"We get free milk?"

"No we don't get free milk although you'd think after we saved the world we would get something for free." After they saved the world they didn't anything for free not even cookies.

"So we should buy a cow to get free milk?" Nagisa had heard the phrase before, but it probably meant something different in this dimension.

"No although that wouldn't be a bad idea given how much I... Mean we spend on milk." Ruby spent several lien on milk, go figure.

"Well given that Zwei die... Went to that farm we should definitely consider getting a new pet." Nagisa didn't have the heart to tell her that Zwei is shall we say now roaming greener pastures. The news would kill her, probably, Yang didn't take it well. So they all agreed that they would tell Ruby that he was in a farm, when in reality he was buried under the rose bushel Nagisa planted. Rest well old buddy you died doing what you love, rummaging through garbage and eating Ruby's old discarded chocolate cookies. YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED!

"Yeah probably wonder when Zwei will come back? But back to the real issue when are we getting married?" Oh! OH! OH NO! Nagisa could not go through that especially after all the horrors from the rest of how the proposals went, and he had been through them.

"Well I..."

"Yes?" Ruby was waiting for an answer. She did not invest six years of her life in a relationship that was going nowhere. Even if it was with the most beautiful creature that she had ever seen and had the pleasure of... Pleasuring and being pleasured by said creature. He was an angel sent from heaven, which is ironically how they met. She had been walking down the streets of Vale with the rest of her team, then there was a large flash of light and Nagisa fell right on top of her putting both of them in the hospital for three weeks where they got to know each other. It was like the perfect love story minus all the tubes, machines, IV stands, and that old naked guy.

"I'm scared of what will happen, not of us marrying, but what will happen when I do it." Nagisa was horrified to even ask.

"What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen." Ruby saw how happy her friends and family were, sure she was happy with him, but she wanted to finally reach the next stage of their relationship.

"Ruby do you remember what happened to our friends?" Nagisa thought for sure Ruby would remember what happened.

"They became happy what are you talking about?"

"Jaune and Pyrrha."

"It worked out."

"When Jaune proposed to Pyrrha he put the ring in her glass of wine, and she drank the whole thing like a tequila shot. The ring was then stuck on her esophagus. She started choking and we had to rush her to the hospital for surgery. Not to mention that the doctors had to bring her back FIVE TIMES RUBY!"

"Oh yeah I forgot." Ruby remembered how close it was to Pyrrha dying, several times, it was quite the night. "But the wedding was..." Then she remembered how Yang got too drunk and began making a move on Pyrrha, and Weiss, and Blake, and Nora, and Neo, and Cinder, and Coco, and Velvet, and Emerald, and Team NDGO, and Penny, and Neon, and Goodwitch, and Salem (What they couldn't save Salem from her horrible fate? FUCK YOU!) even Ruby too. In fact she did that at every wedding now that she thought of it. Maybe we should keep Yang as far away from the bar as possible.

"Blake and Sun?" Ruby knew there had to be one good proposal in there... Somewhere.

"The police came in and took us all down to the station for questioning because they thought we were a part of the Neo White Fang remember? Then Nora began resisting arrest and nearly got us all gunned down. I got shot in the leg remember?" Ruby remembered how much maze it took for them to bring Nora down, twenty maze cans and one tear gas grenade near her face as well as twenty incendiary grenades. She thought they were going to die. Nora did always say that they would never take her alive.

"Weiss and Neptune?"

"Grimm Leviathan that grabbed Neptune and almost swallowed him whole. Not to mention that he picked the ocean to do it and we all know his fear of water. I don't think he was expecting it."

"Yeah but we killed it."

"Then we became marooned in an island for two weeks without food or water. And I think at one point we all started trying to kill one another in secret for food." That would explain why Yang always looked at Neo in such a predatory way. If she were honest with herself at one point she saw Neo as a giant ice cream and Velvet as a chocolate bunny, but they pulled through... Sort of Sun, Neptune, Jaune, Emerald, Nora, and Pyrrha began cooking Mercury's legs for sustenance. Needless to say metal doesn't feel the same way when it leaves the body.

"Yang and Neo?" Surely her sister was a good story.

"Were both so afraid of commitment that they split up, and Neo came to live with us. As I recall it was weird having her just spontaneously pop up out of nowhere. And when Yang finally decided she was ready they both had sex in our kitchen table and the rest of the house... For the whole week Ruby we had to buy new furniture." At one point when Ruby was taking a shower she saw Neo with a knife only to open the shower curtain and see Neo handing her a loofa on a stick. Then one day when she was asleep she thought Neo was going to kill Nagisa with a butter knife only to see that she had served them breakfast in bed. It was... Weird and nice at the same time.

"Coco and Cinder?" Ruby didn't expect those two to hook up, but if they were happy then good for them.

"Same thing except Coco came to live with us, for some reason, and she tried to convince us to a three-way and after she and Cinder got back together they came back and asked us that again except with all four of us." At least they didn't have sex in the house. But Cinder did burn half the neighborhood down when she and Coco got into a big fight when Coco proposed. Apparently both of them had decided that whoever proposed first got dibs... Whatever that meant probably something sexual. It was enough to make Cinder burn down seven houses including theirs, so it must have been something really important for Cinder. At least they paid for the new house, and Nagisa's hospital bill.

"Emerald and Mercury?" Ruby was almost at her end.

"Emerald almost gunned down Mercury when she saw his scroll texts. She took away his legs so that it would be easier to chase him down. Not to mention that she made Mercury see... Something with that weird semblance of hers now he is afraid of scrolls for some reason." Ruby remembered how jumpy Mercury seemed whenever a scroll rang. And whenever he would hear the noise, but no one answered he would get into a fetal position bit his nails and beg to make it stop.

"Velvet and Yatsuhashi you have to give me Velvet and Yatsuhashi." Come on guys give me something.

"Try Goliaths storming the city, and destroying their house and half the neighborhood as well as me being hospitalized... Again." She had only one choice left.

"Ren and Nora?" She was at the end of her rope.

"Ruby the city still hasn't finished rebuilding itself. She left hundreds homeless, and I'm pretty sure she set and orphanage on fire. An orphanage Ruby." She knew it was a long shot anyways.

"Okay I see your point how about we go and get the registration forms and we skip the whole proposal thing." Would Remnant survive another marriage proposal? Probably not, but at least this way she could get what she wanted.

So finally they both signed the papers and returned home. Everything was normal no Grimm, no burned neighborhoods, no sex in tho house that wasn't them involved in it, no police storming the house, no fighting just pure nothingness. Then Nagisa turned on the T.V. and all hell broke loose. "In other news a large creature was just sighted coming out of the ocean and is wreaking havoc across Vale. The creature is unlike anything we have ever seen and is about five kilometers in height..." Nagisa turned off the T.V. Ruby walked in with a cookie in her mouth.

"Hey Nagisa I just got off the phone with Yang, Reese proposed to Neon." All that Nagisa was thinking of was. If the world is destroyed it wasn't because I married Ruby, but because Reese proposed to Neon.

Nagisa turned to look at Ruby. "So now that we are married we should probably discuss kids huh Ruby." Ruby's face was suddenly filled with shock and horror.