Random one shot I thought of while trying to do homework:P
enjoy!
Dun dun dun dun! The music played the doors opened dramatically out stepped four brides maids Nudge, Ella, and fang walked down the aisle. They wore poofy hot pink gowns with black trim. Their hair was sprayed in to odd shapes a butterfly a cookie and an orangutan. Next came the best woman. Max she wore a blue and black dress with converse. All 2 of the guests sucked in a breath when the saw angel. She wore a red and white dress to show she was an angel and a devil. Jackieson the grooms father walked angel down the aisle. Angel looked at her soon to be husband hulio a mutated experiment that was 99% llama and 1% human and very VERY dimwitted. So as angel walked down the aisle all of a sudden hulio breaks out honds on his hips head tilted up screaming " I AM HULIO!" now doing squat thrusts he makes a sound over and over that sounds like woochi woochi woochi!. Hulio stops abrubtly remembering where they were. Angel continued down the aisle she reached the front. In hulios family the father of the groom is supposed to get kicked away by a brother of the bride so iggy comes in and dropkicks jackieson to austrailia! The priest who is also hulios brother fondu starts the service. "we are here to day to wit blah blahhh blahh blahh blah" finally hulio says "I do" angel says! "I don't" shocked gasps from the now 1 guest and whoops and clapping from the flock " I just got bored! See ya sucker!" she says while flying away to the moon.
THE END!
CANT U JUST IMAGINE FANG IN THAT DRESS! HAHAHA!