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Clary's POV:

Clary was walking down the hallway of the institute when she passed Jace's door and she heard really loud moaning coming from his room.

She went to open the door and when she did she saw Jace and Isabelle kissing! Oh my god! How could my boyfriend kiss my parabatai?

Clary could feel herself start to cry loudly. Her tears dripped on the floor as she ran away. Clry pulled out her stelay and drew a portal rune on the wall and jumped through it.

Jace's POV:

I love kissing Clary. Her soft lips feel so soft. She is so good. I kiss her on the lips but then i hear a noise and i turn and see that Clary is standing in the door! But then who am i kissing?

I turn back and see that it's… ISABELLE? But how? Why?

I pull away from the kiss and slap Issobel across the face.

Isabelle spit blood and tooth and cryed at Jace.

"I'm sorry Jace i was was being controled by sebastain!"

Isabele POV:

Sebastain came to me and used his demon powers to control me and make me use a rune tu turn myself into Clary and kiss Jace.

Just as Clary was coming, Sebstain made me turn off the rune so Clary would see Jace kissing her parbtai.

Now Clary is gone and Jace is slapping me six times.

But i stops him with my shadowhunter hand.

I explain to Jacé what happened. "Zebastain came to me and used his demon powers to control me and make me use a rune tu turn myself into Cary and kiss Jace. Just as Clary was coming, Sevastain made me turn off the rune so Clary would see Jace kissing her pabrbtai. I promise Jack I would never want to hurt my parbtai i love my pabtrai we are bonded by the special bonded of prabatai."

"Yes," Jace agreed, he said agreeing. "I also have a prabatai and I love my padthai as much as I love Clari. We need to stop eBastain before he controls someone else with his demon powers.

Jace's POV:

Jace could sense Delastain with his magic angel blood and opened the door o the bathroom to find Sestin sitting on the toilette with his pant down. He was holding a picture of Clary in one hand and his shlong in the other. Jace was enragged that SeBastardStian was masticating to his girlfriend.

Jace took out his serfaf blade and yelled "JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" and the most powerful sfraf blade ever to be created grew in Jace's hand and he stabbed throo Webstan's face.

One Year Later…

Clary's POV:

I dismonted my polarbear, named Timothy Horton, and walked back into the Canadia institute where my new prafabatai, Aishaa-Kay-Lynn stood with my two almost new born twin babies, Chastityy-Destiini and JFK (short for Jonathan Fray Kristopher) their beautiful angle wings and blond hair shining in the institute light that made them look even more anglecic.

Clary was the mother and Jace was the father and they both had extra angelli blood and now their babies were almost actual angles.

I was on her way to tell Gace that I was pregnant with the twin angle babis when I saw him kissing my old nasty slut padbagai and as soon as I got to the Canadia instutute I used my rune powers to make a new pafagadai rune and now i have two pajamadais but i hope that sloot Isofel dies soon so Aishaa-Kay-Lynn can be my one and only Paraboleatai.

"There is someone here to see you," said ShiShi (which is what I call Aishaa-Kay-Lynn) and she told me to go to the library.

"Mother, please come see us soon so we may make the acquaintance of whomever is here to pay you visit," my one month old twins says in unison.

I hugged my two flying babies and went to the library to see who was here to visi me.

Aishaa-Kay-Lynn POV:

When Clary got home I told her that someone was here to see her in the library and i watched her say goobye to her babies as she went to the libabry.

Jae POV:

I was waiting in the library with Isoball and Magnus and Alec and Joselin and Luke and Maia and Simon and Raphael and and Maryse and Robert and Jonathan (Clary's brother, not Sebatsian in this fic they are differnt people) and Jordan and Max (who is not ded) and Magnus and Ragnor were all waiting to tell Clari that she needs to come home.

When Clary came in everyone stopped talking and Jace stepped forward and held Calrys hands.

"Clarrisssa Abigail Mogansten, i love you with all my heart and i didnt cheat on you. Isable was pretending to be you witha rune because she was being controllled by Sestitin and i never cheated.

"I believe you Jacque um sorry I every doubted out lovr."

Jason and Clar kissing with so much passion that people gasped.

Maruse opened a closet in the libry and there was a loud noise and Marmuse screamed. "Oh my god there is a death body in this closet!"

Everyone ran over and saw that the body that fell out of the closet was… AISHAA-KAY-Lunn!

Clary gasped, falling to her knees and sobbing for her dead babapatai.

Aishaa-Kay Lynn entered from the libary door and said "HAHA! I knew you wuld never know that I was pretending to be your bagatapai and I killed the real ShiShi. You fell rivht into my trap!"

Ashiaa ripped off his wig and we saw that was, in fact, Sesabsin. Everyone was surprised except Ibsalelle. She laughed evily with Segasustin.

Isabelle POV:

I laughed evily with Sebastian, my lover, and told them all about how I was never actually controlled by him because she didn't need to. "He convinvced me with his big love making and I did it for him because we are evil with demon blood together."

I took out the cage that held the two winged babies and laughed at Classy;s reaction. She was devastated.

"Ilasel, why?' asked Clary.

"Because you were my pagathai and I loved you but you didn't love me back. You replaced me without a second thut and now I love Segadtin. And now I am going to kill your childs so you will know how it felt to be betrayed."

"Our chrilds?" Jace asked, kissing Clary passionately.

"Yes," Clary said after the kiss. "I was going to tell you but i saw you with Isagel whch caused me to runs away so I could not tell you."

"Mother, is this our father? What a wonderful surprise," the two twins said in unision british accents.

"Isahlebel," clary said in a loving voice. The voice of a past lover. "I know that i did a bad thing but you need to know that I still care about you as a person and as a padfalafeltai and please don't kill your godchildren."

"It's too late! I am already killing them!" Isgajel said, turning into a wearwolf-vampire hibrid and flying at the cage with her bat wings.

Ragnor POV:

I watched as Iselle turned into a wolf with batwings because she got the power from Stegasaurus's demon-semen and she tore the babies apart with her teeth and there was bloor everywhere. She ate them alive

Third Person no one's POV:

Clary and Jave cried as they watched the babies die in Isasell's teeth.

Sebstastin laughed and kissed his bloody wolf lover and used his demon-semen to send Clary and Jace into an alternate demention.

"Goodbye CLarisonFord and Jason. Have fun trying to escape this demon prison demention wher eyou will surely die before you can escape."""

I felt Sifilus push me and Jacob into the portal and just before everything went black i looked into Jace's bootiful golden orbs and said "i will always be with you.'

We fell into the portal and were comsumd by demon darkness, which is darker than regular darkness.

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