"Hey Naruto, this party is actually that bad." Sasuke commented whole dancing to the loud music.
"Thanks." Naruto replied.
*DING-DONG* The door bell rang out.
"Ohh!! I goot it!!" Naruto sang out.
Sasuke, Gaara, andd Neji all sweat dropped.
"Whoo is it?" Naruto called.
"It's me baby!" A mystery voice called out.
Naruto opened the door to find Iruka standing there with a little box the said 'CONDOMS"
"Sweetie!!" Naruto jumped into Iruka's arms happily.
Sweat drop.
"Oh!" Naruto said. "Didn't I tell you? We're getting married!!"
"Umm, Why?" Gaara asked.
"Cuz we love each other you silly." Iruka said.
"Ok then.' Neji said as he stood up. " I gotta get going."
"Ya me to!" Sasuke said. " You coming Gaara?"
"No I think I'm gunna stay and watch."
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" Sasuke yelled.
"Listen buddy!!!! Gaara said lifting Sasuke up by his collar. "My Gaara time is my Gaara time!!!!"
"All right sorry dude! For you're birthday, I'll buy you some tapes." Sasuke said while returning to the ground.
"Damn right you will!!" Gaara said.
"Umm guys. Where did Naruto and Iruka go?" Neji asked.
"I don't know." Sasuke said. "Lets look."
After an hour of looking. There was no sight of the two lovers.
"Maybe they…….." But Gaara was cut of mid-sentence.
"Shh" Neji said.
The three of them heard noises coming from the bedroom. Just then, a nude Naruto and Nude Iruka came out of the room holding each other.
MAYJOR SWEAT DROP!
"Oh hello." Naruto said. "Did you want to join us?"
And with that, Neji, Gaara, and Sasuke all ran off screaming.