I seriously can not get any sleep these days! I am just writing oneshots all the time in the form of them passing notes. Quite sad really, but hey! As long as you guys don't mind, whose to stop me:D :P

James

Lily

That's the writing form up there. Anyway, I have another one shot like this and I have a whole series if you're interested. So go check them out and I will love you forever :D

Lily my love, how are you on this fine day? Isn't it beautiful?

What exactly do you want Potter?

Just to enquire after your health, seeing as you matter so much to me.

Did you walk into the door as you came in by any chance?

…I hardly see how that matters.

Honestly James, that's the third time this week. Anyone would think you were blind from the look of you.

Lily, I want to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Something that may shock and surprise you. I've wanted to tell you for a long time now, and I think I'm finally ready to admit the secret truth to you.

It better not be about how you love me. Again.

…No.

James Harry Potter, leave me alone.

I love you.

Of course you do.

I really thought that would work.

I'm not surprised Potter.

Are you still going out with that gay guy?

Aaron Thompson isn't gay!

You keep telling yourself that while the rest of us watch him lust after Remus.

Don't talk rubbish. Although…I have to admit, he scared me a little on our last date.

What did he do?

He wore pink socks.

See? Gay.

Of course he isn't gay! No gay guy could possibly kiss that well…

I hope you aren't speaking from past experience.

Believe me, I am.

I demand you never to see him again, Lily!

Alright.

Are you serious? You're never going to go out with him again?

Yes, I'm serious.

…You've already dumped him, haven't you?

Yesterday.

Damn, I thought you were in love with me for a moment.

I'm sorry to burst your delusional bubble James.

You should be.

Look at Professor Flitwick.

What about him?

He looks…different somehow.

I see what you mean. I think he's grown a couple of millimeters over the summer.

Oh shut up James, that's not what I meant. He just seems…happier, I suppose.

Maybe he met a midget bird over the summer. I still think he's grown a bit though.

A bird? You sound like a pimp, James.

What's a pimp?

Never mind.

Oh Merlin, look whose just walked in.

Professor Doris, I hate Divinations because of her.

According to her I should have died yesterday.

According to her I've died six times since coming to Hogwarts.

I don't know what I'd do if you died.

You don't give up, do you?

Nope.

You really should some day. Soon.

I'll stop trying the day Professor Doris becomes sane.

In other words?

Never.

How romantic.

I like to think so, yeah.

You would, seeing as you're so full of yourself. No offence.

None taken. Everyone's full of themselves.

I'm not.

You think you're too good for me Lily, you have to be slightly full of yourself to think that.

I don't think I'm too good for you!

Why won't you go out with me then? Why won't you say yes?

Because I don't particularly like you.

…I think you secretly do.

Trust me, I don't.

You do.

I'm pretty sure I would know if I liked someone, Potter, and I really don't.

You do.

No I do not!

Whatever.

I don't!

Yeah.

But I don't!

I believe you.

I am going to slap you one of these days. And I don't like you by the way. Just to make that completely clear.

What are we supposed to be doing in this essay thing everyone is writing?

I DON'T!

Sheesh, if you care that much Lily, why don't you prove me wrong?

And how am I supposed to do that? Hit you? Actually…That's not a bad idea.

OW! That is NOT what I meant!

How else could I prove that I didn't like you?

I was going to suggest going on a date with me, seeing as my suggestions are not quite as violent as yours.

I would rather eat my own head and then have Professor Slughorn hit on me.

Your head is much too pretty to eat.

Stop flirting with me moron, I've told you I don't like you. Can't you handle rejection?

My councilor tells me that it's because I'm insanely in love with you. And that every time you turn me down my heart rips in two.

I don't know whether to find that repulsive or sweet.

The latter I should think.

Repulsive it is then.

Why won't you just go out with me, Lily? How long is it going to be until you finally admit that there is something between us that could grow into a love-filled relationship?

Umm…When there is actually something there?

I thought you might say that, so I bought you something.

How many times do I have to tell you James, I will not go out with you for a chocolate frog!

That's not what I bought you.

Oh…What is it then? Licorice wands?

Remus helped me pick it out for you. He still thinks I'm mental for spending so much money on someone who doesn't like me. But I told him to shut up.

Why would you buy me something?

Who knows.

To…bribe me into going on a date with you?

Got it in one.

Well, it would have to be a bloody good gift then.

It really is.

So what is it?

I'm not exactly sure what its called, but Remus said you'd like it.

As long as it isn't as expensive as the Automatic stir burgundy cauldron.

Lily!

What? You mean…

How the hell did you figure it out?!

James, that cauldron is two hundred and fifty galleons!

You completely ruined the surprise! I hope you're happy.

Take it back.

What?

Take it back! I can't take something that expensive from you! A chocolate frog, sure, but a two hundred and fifty galleon cauldron? You're insane!

But I bought it for you!

You are mental James Harry Potter. Mental.

So I keep hearing.

Stop grinning like that! I'm being serious! What on earth were you thinking?

I was thinking how much I love you, of course.

I am going to regret this so much…but if you take it back I'll go out with you.

Really?!

Yes, just leave me alone now.

I knew you loved me.

Correction: I love the cauldron, not you.

Liar.

Go away.

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