It was like 1am when I wrote this so don't blame me plus I don't hate Naruto I just think he can be a little too oblivious! And I was really bored.
10 ways to torture Naruto!!
Stuff him in a room and make him watch Sasuke singing "I love you, you love me" (wearing a purple dinosaur suit) and release him after 3 days
Steal all the ramen from his house and the Ichiraku ramen stand then claim that he ate it all when he was asleep
Make him read a M-rated SasuXNaru fanfic then tell him that Sasuke really likes him.
Strap him to chair and make him watch Orichimaru shedding his skin (which takes about 5 days).
Tell Sakura that he peeped on her when she was taking a bath then go over to his house and tell him to close his eyes when Sakura comes cause she's gonna give him a present. Then sit back and watch.
Get Itachi/Sasuke to use Tskuyomi on him and make them torture him by tying him to a post and eating ramen in front of him for 72 hours
Superglue a pair of earphones to his head and make him listen to Hannah Montana songs on loop.
Make him read an M-rated KyubbiXNaruto but first tell him it's an M-rated NaruXSaku.
Make him spend a week in Michael Jackson's house along with Orichimaru!
Sneak into his house in the middle of the night and paint his room black than install motion sensors so that when he moves around he has to listen to Jesse McCartney songs on loop.
Please review and throw in some suggestions while you're at it and I'll increase it to 20 ways.