Glee Facebook Fanfic attempt:) Sorry if its bad/not too funny but I thought I'd try anyway!:)
It starts at about the Never Been Kissed episode. This story does not follow the storyline of the show in any way!
Eventual Puckleberry :-)
Enjoy :D
Gleebook Part 1;
Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are now friends with David Thompson, Wes Montgomery, Blaine Anderson and 14 other people.
Mercedes Jones: Oh mama like! They're cute white boy! Rach, why are you friends with them too? :s
Kurt Hummel; Rachel went on a day out with us yesterday. 'Cedes! Please shush up!
Brittany : Kurtie, I sense some dolphins :-D
(Santana Lopez, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang and 7 other people like this)
Blaine Anderson: Lol! Wtf?
Kurt Hummel; Brittany isnt exactly...sane...ill leave it at that.
(Santana Lopez likes this)
Kurt Hummel- ND!
Why? Why? Why are you friends with the Warblers? Ecluding Rachel. Much love KH!
Finn Hudson; Cedes, Puck, Q, Mike, Matt, Sam, Artie, Tina and I are here to keep an eye on the competition. Santana and Brittany are here because of the amount of 'hot guys' and 'dolphins.'
Rachel Berry; Finnie, I love you but fuck off with this shit please?
(Kurt Hummel, David Karofsky, Santana Lopez, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 149 others like this)
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman; OWNED! By Berry!
(Mike Chang, Matt Rutherford and Wes Montgomery like this)
Finn Hudson- Blaine Anderson!
If you're planning on dating Kurt to get info on/about ND, it wont work. Half the club are suspicious.
Kurt Hummel; Finn, may I remind you the reason half the club are suspicious is because you broke up with Rachel last year forcing her to sing with St James and fall for him. So its your fault the club are suspicious and your fault St James meddled with her. Leave Blaine alone too. Mwahhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
(Rachel Berry likes this)
Blaine Anderson; Finn, we're not spying dont worry your little head about Warblers do not condone cheating, plus Kurt wouldnt be a Warbler if we did as he's a terrible spy ;-). I know you're only trying to protect Kurt, so your doubts are...'respected' by me. :-)
Finn Hudson; I see you didnt deny wanting to date Kurt.
(Wes Montgomery likes this)
David Thompson; I like him.
Blaine Anderson; Kurt Hummel I miss you :-( I cant wait for our HP marathon this weekend. I love you my HP biffle.
(Sam Evans, Noah ''Puck' Puckerman, Wes Montgomery, Rachel Berry and Matt Rutherford like this)
Rachel Berry; Get a room! ;-)
Nick Duval; Preferably not mine/Jeffs.
Santana Lopez; Wanky.
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Rachel Berry; Maybe 'Perfection' isnt always the best option...back to reality I go.
Rachel Berry is now single.
Finn Hudson is now single.
Nick Duval; What. Did. You. Do. To. My. Biffle?
Kurt Hummel; Be warned, the warblers will kill you Frankenteen.
Rachel Berry; The only boys I need are my Warblers/Noah/Sammy/Mike/Matty.
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Brittany ; I hope you're okay Rae Rae :-( I dont want to throw up rainbows anymore :-(
Santana Lopez; We're here for you. Mine tonight, 9? Girls night/ Ben & Jerrys? xx
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman; Rach, hope you're okay babe. Finns a douche, whos lost a beautiful girl. Once again he doesnt know what hes lost. Love you midget. xxxx
Brittany ; Jeff said Blaine could run into a wall and not get hurt so I tried it and I sawstars in front of my eyes like in cartoons and had to go to the hospital because I thought my mom was a orange rabbit. :-(
Hope you enjoyed!
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MWAH
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