I'm naked in the kitchen making my love a sandwich.
She likes them moist so I add extra mayo.
It's good for the skin. I also massage it onto my face.
I need to keep young. She doesn't like me wrinkly.
She's relaxing in the tub. 10 minutes into her 30 minute mayo hair treatment.
She likes to stay fresh for me too.
I climb into our huge soaker tub and join her.
I can't help kissing her. She's so beautiful.
I kiss down her neck. Her breasts. Her round tummy. Down to her sweet spot.
I can't breathe under the tub full of creamy goodness, but I can't resist her love button.
I hold my breath and make another dip into the white fluffy goodness. I don't know what tastes better. Her or the Mayo. She likes this a lot. She's holding my head in just the right spot. I'm almost out of breath. I can't breathe. She's not letting go….