Yo! Let me give you a warning: This is m/m, turn back now if you don't want to read that, it will not change! It's my story, my take on the Naruto has been cheated on enough and finds love somewhere else and telling me I am a faggot will only make me write more chapters. Yeah, they know exactly who they are. Leave it be.

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Naruto was resting on the window sill as he took out a cigarette, frowning at the habit he developed when he entered the academy but viciously hid everyone, only Ayame, Teuchi, Iruka, and the late Hiruzen knew about his smoking habit.

He put the cigarette between his lips before lighting it as the smoke filled his senses for a small moment before he exhaled.

"Bastards..." He whispered as he closed his eyes.

He drifted off to the closed-off section of his mind, where he asked Kyuubi to keep them, the worst of his memories, the times where he was hurt the most.

He recalled Sakura's first.

[Flashback]

It was a long and agonizing battle, but he finally did it. He fulfilled his promise, although the Uchiha only had a broken wrist and a purpling bruise on the back of his neck, although he wished he went through with the promise of breaking all of his bones.

'If he betrays the village again, I'll kill him.' He inwardly swore. 'No more chances.'

After he went to the hospital and got treated, he wasn't even visited by Kakashi or Sakura. When he went to find them, he found them in Sasuke's room, drooling all over him as Sasuke gave him an 'I'm still better than you' type of grin.

Naruto gave him a plain, cold look which slowly wiped the grin off his face as he made his way back to his hospital room.

Ever since then, things have gone back to Kakashi ignoring him along with Sakura swooning over Sasuke. It was several days after the event that Naruto felt any love for Sakura die inside of him when he came to pick her up so they could walk and chat like she wanted to do with him to relieve the stress of her week.

However, when he made his way to her house, he heard the distinctive sounds of sex and the sounds of the bed creaking.

"Oh, Sasuke! Faster! Harder!"

"Uh, Sakura!"

Naruto felt a small piece of him break that night before he left and never looked back. He never called Sakura 'chan' after that, but she was too enraptured by her lover Sasuke to notice.

[Present]

He sighed, "Miserable whore..."

Next was Hinata. Her's was unexpected and hurt the most out of all of them.

[Flashback]

The two made their way to the park, hand in hand before they took a seat on the park bench, as Naruto sighed, "It's going to rain soon. Why did you need to talk to me so urgently, did something happen?"

Hinata took a deep breath, before removing her hand from Naruto's and said, "I'm sorry, Naruto, but I need to end our relationship."

"You're breaking up with me?" Naruto asked softly

She sobbed, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

"But, can you at least give me a reason why?"

"My father...He doesn't want us to be together, but I-"

"Let me talk to him, I'll beat some sense into him and-"

"No, you can't."

"Why not?!"

"Because he chose another for me."

"Then let me fight it, I-"

"I can't let you do that."

"Why not, dammit! Did he threaten you? Threaten me?! Did he hold Hanabi against you with the seal?"

"No, no, and no. He said...He said, that if I accepted his terms, then I could be clan head."

Naruto felt another piece of his heart shatter within him as his blue eyes lost the light in them, "I see...so, this is the end is that it?"

Hinata trembled as she covered her mouth with her hands, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I love you...but I need this more."

She then ran away, leaving Naruto alone on the park bench as it started to pour.

Naruto had no idea how long he sat there, drenched, but it helped him a bit, the rain hid his tears as the thunder drowned out his prisoner's howls of rage.

[Present]

He let out a huff as he put out the burnt end of his cigarette and muttered, "Well, what should I have expected from a weakling who can't even stand up to her own father? Love my ass..."

'It doesn't help that she didn't even get the clan head position, it went to her sister, Hanabi. She barely escaped the caged bird seal due to the fact that her husband to be didn't want her to be marked. Well, I hope the Inuzuka enjoys his Hyuuga chew toy.'

Then Ino. The last straw.

[Flashback]

Naruto made his way back home after another day of dealing with his team before he heard a light moan.

A cold feeling settled into the pit of his stomach as he opened the door and saw Ino getting fucked like a bitch in heat by Shikamaru who looked like he was about to shit himself.

"Well, well, Ino. What do you have to say?" He quipped as he leaned against the doorframe.

She whispered, "Naruto..."

"You know...I should have expected this after Sakura and Hinata. It's a shame I thought different about you when you were the one who asked me out instead of the other way around."

"Naruto, I'm-"

"Save it. Get the fuck out."

Shikamaru pulled out of her and said, "Naruto-' but Naruto quickly crossed the room and punched him out of his apartment making Ino scream as she shielded her body with a blanket.

"What the hell are you waiting for, get out!" He snapped, his eyes flashing red.

Ino ran as fast she could with the blanket wrapped around her body, not once looking back at the man she betrayed.

He destroyed the bed and made to get a new one later when the stink of the pair of them finally left his apartment.

[Present]

'The Nara was lucky he got off with a punch and the bitch has the nerve to ask me to be punished after I caught them fucking in my bed. She's so lucky I asked Tsunade to drop it or she would have been placed on sewer duty. Should have allowed her to hang, though. Curse my stupid forgiving self.'

Naruto sighed as he wondered why was he cursed with such shit luck, he took out a charm he kept with him ever since he was young, given to him by the Third on his fourth birthday, it had the Third's favorite tobacco in it, giving him a sense of peace in this time of madness.

"I could really use your advice, Old man." He whispered as he looked outside the window of his tiny apartment before he turned towards his bedside table and frowned at seeing the picture of his 'team'.

He picked it up and looked at it for a moment before he shook his head and tossed it in the garbage.

"Well, well, looks like you finally realized it. That all of them are a bunch of bastards undeserving of you."

'Yeah... I finally have.'

"About fucking time."

'Sorry for the long wait, Kyoko-chan. But at least all of them are out of the village, so now is the perfect opportunity.'

"Are you finally leaving?" She asked with glee and excitement

'Sorry, they haven't pushed me that far yet, but I'm taking a break. Maybe get drunk and find someone to fuck at least for the night.'

She huffed, "Fine. At least you never slept with one of those whores, who knows where they have been?"

'Too true, my dear companion. Too true.'

Naruto gave a low chuckle and made his way to the Hokage Tower, ignoring how everyone watched him pass.

The mood of the village was depressing and somber as people made to stay out of Naruto's way. The blond Uzumaki made it clear that was not taking anyone's shit as he proved that when he caught a beer bottle tossed at him after Hinata's break up and nearly cracked open the bastard's head, making everyone avoid him.

Only Ayame made him get some semblance of happiness before Ino asked him out on a date only to find her in his own bed with Shikamaru of all people. He could only grimly chuckle as he recalled the ass-chewing Tsunade gave her when she demanded that he be punished, making her flee in a fit of tears.

[Tsunade's Office]

She was drinking before he knocked and she yelled, "Come in!"

Naruto entered and she said, "What is it?"

"I need a break from Konoha."

She raised an eyebrow, "I think I have a feeling, but tell me why anyway."

He let out a sigh, "Everyone, that's why. I'm tired of being the scapegoat and the way they think that I am their mule to use and abuse as they see fit. Whether on missions, they think that I actually enjoy being with them when I would love nothing more than for all of them to throw themselves off the Hokage monument twice. If that's not enough, the Uchiha is up to his old antics of trying to make my life a living hell and is getting more brazen with each attempt, but let me warn you right now if he's anywhere near my property with his whore, I am setting them both on fire. And Hakate if he bitches at me even once, I'm scalping him alive and removing his pink eye."

"When will you be back?"

He shook his head, "I don't know. Maybe tomorrow, maybe within a week or a month, but I need to get away, if I have to see any of them or have to listen to them and play the smiling dobe any more, I am going to go on a tear that makes Itachi's slaughter look like a child's tantrum. Tsunade...I'm just...so fucking tired."

Tsunade teared up as Naruto took off his headband before he quickly said, "I'm not quitting if that's what you are wondering. I just need you to hold on to it and if they come back, just tell them I am on vacation and not to look for me. I'll always be there for you, Tsunade, you can count on that."

"What happened to Baa-chan?" She gave a weak smile

He gave her a crushing hug before she hugged him back with even more force, "You idiot. You should have told me sooner, but just keep in contact if you need that month. You fucking have fun for once, do you understand me? That's an order from your Hokage."

"Understood. And if they give you any shit-"

"Trust me, I have been itching for a chance to do some damage if they try to hunt for you, I'll bring them back and put them on the worst jobs imaginable. I take it that you are not going to be holding back anymore?"

He chuckled, "No. I am the student of the Legendary Jiraiya, all of our allies know that I'm not to be fucked with and those bastards always wonder why on escort missions, they almost always ask me to be on the team and rarely anyone else?"

Tsunade gave a harsh laugh, "I can't wait for it, I really can't. Keep your head on, brat. I can't have you dying on me. This place would be boring as hell."

"'Course not. After all, I have your good luck charm and your kiss. So thank you for your blessing...Kaa-chan. And thank you for being one of few females minus Ayame and Shizune to actually have a damn spine."

He kissed her cheek, before giving her another squeeze before flashing away as she clutched his headband as tears fell down her cheek. She watched him walk out the gates and disappear from sight before she turned towards the painting of the past Hokages and whispered, "Please...please, don't take him away from me. He may be too good for this damn village and this world, but please, don't take him away."

[With Naruto]

As the village disappeared from his sight, he quickly made his way out of the Fire Country and decided to settle in the Land of Water in one of the civilian towns near the Wave Country.

'I'll visit Tazuna and his family later...' He thought

As he continued, a bright light appeared in front of him, it was so bright it made him shield his eyes for a moment before it dimmed and out came a beautiful woman.

She had a face with no imperfections, almost as if Kami herself made her from the finest of marble with almond-shaped sapphire colored eyes, her mouth was soft and pink with full lips, a small nose with long bronze hair in loose ringlets. She was wearing a white and golden robe with silver sandals.

"Naruto Uzumaki..." She said, softly

"The Goddess of Fate...Tell me, why are you here?" He asked, coldly

Kyoko growled as she could see the manipulative bitch from Naruto's vision, 'Miserable whore...What classifies as a goddess these days? She's more manipulative than most lower class demons.'

The goddess frowned at the blank look of the boy before she took in a deep breath, 'Calm yourself, Fayola. He has every reason to dislike you, but he needs to follow the plan. The world is at stake. He cannot go to where he's heading. If he stumbles upon him, the world will fall apart.'

"Turn back, Naruto Uzumaki."

He cooly raised an eyebrow, "Interfering again?"

She said, "You will understand in the near future, but you need to turn back."

"No. I won't and you know you are overstepping your bounds, Fate. You aren't allowed to interfere, especially since you have been fucking me over with a mace, ever since my first breath doesn't make me like you."

"You should learn your place, brat," She growled as she clenched her fists

"Who's the brat here? Playing around with people like they are chess pieces. Take a look in the mirror, anyway, I am tired and I deserve a break. No one is going to stop me."

She sighed sadly, "I know you suffered but it's for the greater good and the girls you-"

He shook his head, "Don't bother. I've had enough of women for the moment and secondly, I am NOT going to a relationship with any of them. And you will not force me to do so."

"You are not willing to give them a chance, they would make you happy."

"What do you know about making people happy? Everytime you interfere you cause nothing but misery. I refuse to be tied down to them and you will not make me. Who I choose to be in a relationship with, whether or not I choose to be in one in the future will be of my own merit, not on your damn payroll or anyone else's."

Naruto made his way past him, as she whispered, "You will submit Naruto. No one has gone against my plans. It's to keep the world in order, you will thank me later."

She channeled power into her hands and made to remove Naruto's hatred and reinforce his love for Konoha, before he disappeared, shocking her, seconds later Naruto appeared behind her and kicked her as hard he could in her snatch, making her howl and all women across the elemental nations shivered as one, the Kyuubi included.

'I have been rubbing off on him too much, but that's still fucking funny...'

"Take that, you bitch!" She cackled as she rolled around in her cell.

Naruto removed his foot from her folds and watched as she fell, clutching her crotch.

"You have been asking for that, I know that. You know that. And everyone who ever had the displeasure of ever meeting with you knows that. I am not your damn puppet that you can control so fuck you and your damn plan. It's my life and it's about time that I live it the way I want to. No one is going to hold me back, especially not a controlling bitch like you. Clean yourself up."

He then disappeared, leaving Fate to glare at the spot where Naruto once stood, her sapphire eyes turned black from hate.

"You will be my warrior, Naruto Uzumaki. You have no choice."

[With Naruto]

After shunshining multiple times to put some distance between himself and Fate, he took a break by sitting next to a stream to wash his shoes and he heard Kyoko cackling, "Kit, that was amazing! You are the best container I had seen I've been sealed. Thank you."

'Thanks, Kyoko-chan. Let's enjoy ourselves,' He thought back as he dried his shoes.

He put them back on and made his way back to a random civilian town in the Water Country.

"Beautiful..." He whispered as he continued to walk towards the overgrown gates that the town had.

The town itself was small, mostly for entertainment or for the small percentage of ninjas who made it to retirement age.

Two guard chunins blocked his way, "How can help you?"

"I would like to spend some time in this town."

"For how long?"

"Possibly a week, maybe a bit longer."

"I see, check in please and your name?"

"Naruto Uzumaki."

The two guard's eyes widened before one of them stuttered out, "Oh, okay. Enjoy your stay."

"Thank you," He gave a slight nod before disappearing past the gates

"So he's one the bridge was named after."

"The Hero of Wave..."

People whispered, but it wasn't like in Konoha where they whispered when was he going to snap or that he shouldn't have come back. The whispers he was hearing were now of adoration and awe.

"Is he-"

"Yeah, I can't believe it!"

"Do you think he'll give me an autograph?"

"Screw the autograph, I wonder if I can have him for one night?"

"Bitch please, he's probably snatched up already."

"Damn."

Naruto wanted to blush, but he hid it as he continued to walk as he allowed a smile to settle on his face, 'If only people back in Konoha could respect me like most of the Elemental Nations does, but fuck them.'

He made his way to a clothing store, his dark orange and black ninja outfit made him stand out.

He entered as the door with a ring of the shopkeeper's bell and a girl with a silver pixie cut manned the counter smiled at him and said, "Welcome to my clothing shop, how can I help you?"

"Uh, hi. I'm here to shop for an outfit for an outing out on the town. Also, do you know any good places to get wasted?"

She gave a lighter version of his own grin, "Well, you came to the right place, come with me!"

"Whoa!" He said as she dragged him to a changing room and stripped him of his clothes and took in his toned form.

She tilted her head and said, "Sometimes I wish that I gave men another chance."

"Huh? You mean-"

"I'm a lesbian, but I sure as hell enjoy handsome guys in nothing but their boxers in front of me."

Naruto blushed, making her giggle, "Don't worry. I'm into the girly type of girl, but I'm a bit curious do you have a girlfriend?"

He gave a half-assed smile making her nod in understanding, "Shit relationships, it happens. Three times too many for me it caused me to give up on guys. I'm still looking for the perfect girl for me."

"Maybe, but I'm sure you'll find her out there."

"Hopefully you'll find someone for you too. After all, a hero like you should have a sweet person to support you in all of your endeavors."

She took several pairs of clothes and put him through several outfits before she settled on the last one with a grin as she bagged several clothes and his orange and black ninja suit in several bags.

"How much do I owe you?"

"Hm~. It's free."

"Ha..."

She gave him a crushing hug and said, "You may not remember but take the outfits for my payment for saving my sick mother two years ago in Tanzo."

'The flood in that area which wiped out nearly half the town,' He immediately recalled

"I see...And that bar?"

"Hmm, if you don't mind smoke, the bar is small and low-light but has the best alcohol, especially if you are looking for a hard fuck as well. It's on the edge of town, you can't miss it."

"Hmph, well see."

She released him and made to man the counter as he took his bags before he left a wad of cash on the counter, making her rush to return it before he just winked at her and flashed away.

She huffed with a smile, "He really is generous, just like Tazuna said."

Naruto smiled as he made his way to a hotel where he checked in as Kyoko smiled, "All of your missions with the pervert sure have made your name known across the Nations."

'Yeah they have and it's good that I'm actually pleasant to be around in comparison to the bastard who has the personality of a rock.'

Naruto smiled as he heard his prisoner laugh as he waited for the night to fall.

When the moon finally rose high in the sky, Naruto made his way to the bar he was recommended and saw it was small and the name of the bar was called 'Liquid Nightshade.'

He entered and was immediately brought in by the smell of smoke and different alcohols. The low lights and the light moans filled the air along with gasps of pleasure. He made his way to the bar where he met the tall, strong back of the bartender who was polishing his glasses.

He turned around to see a strong but youthful face, a lit cigarette in his mouth as his lips quirked up a smile. His emerald eyes glowed in the low light of the bar, he had a bit of 5 o'clock shadow, a sharp nose with black wavy hair slightly jelled back as it stopped an inch below his neck.

"Hello, what can I get for you?" He stated softly

Naruto took a moment to take in the scent of his cigarettes before he answered, "Do you have something sweet?"

The bartender gave a grin, "Well I see something sweet in front of me, let me see if I have something that can match it."

Ending it...for now. I warned you. I warned you in the summary of the story and I warned you again in the beginning, do not bitch at me. If you have come this far to read it, I will ignore you. I write for my own personal pleasure and if I want to have a gay Naruto story, then I will do so. To those who aren't idiots that don't know how to take a hint, enjoy the story.

~Kourtney Uzu Yato