Konjiki & Yuuji Dating Service

Pen name: hay713-v8mp1r3

Disclaimer: I do not own prince of tennis. Konomi-sensei does.

A/N: This idea came out of the blue. And I am to assure you I have never dial any dating service before. Please get use to the transition of conversation and the narration as it is hard to write the other half part of a chapter.

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Chapter 1: Kintarou

"Hai! Welcome to 「LoveLove PowerXPower」 dating service, where we help you correspond you to your perfect match. Please tell us something about yourself and your ideal guy."

"Nanya kore?" (What's this?)

"Sorry?"

"Ichiji and Kaneshiki gave me this number."

"Oh, I see. What is your ideal guy?"

"Hey, you sound like Kaneshiki!!!"

"I don't know what you talking about. Do you want a guy name Kaneshiki?"

"Nai, nai, naiya! You sound like Kaneshiki! You are Kaneshiki!"

"My name is Konjiki."

"Aww..."

"What kind of person do you like?"

"Huh!?"

"What kind of person do you like?"

"Shirahen." (I dunno)

"Funny? Cute? Athletic? Interesting?"

"Umm... interesting?"

"Please give me a moment for us to find your corresponding match."

"Huh!? Matte! Matte! Who am I'm calling?"

"「LoveLove PowerXPower」dating service."

"I think I got the wrong number..."

"Oh, no you didn't. Everything's sorted. We'll send over a surprise gift for you."

"Aye, how do you know where I live? You didn't ask for my address!"

"It's alright. We got a technology program that can track your address from the phone number."

"You STALKER!!!"

"Oh, yes. We're stalking you. Okay, thank you very much for your time. Be sure to check you door step tomorrow morning."

"Matte!" (Wait)

"Oh, his name is Hakuishi Sounosuke. Be sure to tell all your friends."

"MATTE!!!"

*hang up*

"Kin-chan, who were you calling?"

"Shirahen, mom."

-Next morning-

"Kintarou! Someone's on our doorstep!"

The wild Kintarou ran to the main entrance. "Uwaa. A Shiraishi look-alike!"

The human package was wrapped and tied by massive loads of ropes and grey masking tapes like a cocoon. [Just thinking about peeling the tapes off is definitely going to be painful.] Shirashi's yelling was muffled from the tied cloth around his mouth. He was trying to say "Kintarou. Help me!" but it sounded more like "Kinnaroo. Ellp eee!"

"There's an envelope." Kintarou's mom pointed at it which is attached directly on his chest. Of course, the boy opened it.

Thank you for choosing us, the「LoveLove PowerXPower」dating service. We hope you enjoyed your surprise gift. If you think our service is great, please be sure to tell all your friends.

"Ah! I don't what is this but this is so cool!!!" Kintarou yelled enthusiastically. "I got a Shiraishi look-alike!"

The mom rolled her eyes. "I'm going to make tea for the guest. Please untie him." Kintarou being a good boy did what he was told.

"Gakkoii, you look so much like Shiraishi!"

Shiraishi scowled. "I am Shiraishi."

"No, you're not. You're..." Kintarou look back at the letter. "Hakuishi Sounosuke."

Shiraishi pulled a WTF look and sighed. "It's that baka duo. I'm gonna kill them."

The older boy was about to make a step when Kintarou yelled. "Oi, you're my gift and I'm not letting you go anywhere." *Evil face*

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Chapter 1 end.

I believe the future in hold for Shiraishi is slavery. Sorry as this is not a great ending.