What Happpens: The inside look

by pINKlADY03

So, this is a story where my friend started typing random stuff about the Percy Jackson characters and wanted me to post it. I think it's a good story to flame if your mad. I want to thank: Whispering Memories, for the inspiration. -Melrose :D

Note: Okay! So, one of my favorite authors is: Whispering Memories. I read her "Mrs. Percabeth" (which is hilarious, you should check it out :D) and I decided to write my own fanfiction. The purpose to writing this story is to get bad reviews! I want you all to send me reviews! Everyone! I hope you like it!- Melrose :D

One and only chapter:

Once upon a time, Percy Jackson and all of his little friends were at camp. "Hey, Annabeth!" Percy called.

"Percy, I can't go out with you anymore." Annabeth said.

"Why?" Percy asked.

"Because, Nico and I just got married." Annabeth said.

"Congratulations! Grover and I just got married so I came here to brake up with you!" Percy said.

"Do you want to make out?" Annabeth asked.

"Sure." Percy said. Then, they made out and ran around camp naked yelling, 'I love cheesecake!'.

Juniper married Thalia and Chiron. Thalia walked around the house in guy jeans and guy clothes, while Chiron and Juniper both wore pink fluffy dresses that were over 20 pounds. Chiron always kicked Juniper's butt if she didn't clean the toilet after he had a dump. Thalia got ill and could only say, 'Dogs can shake their little butts, once they've had a poop.' And couldn't see her hands.

Mr. D and Clarisse had 15 kids before getting married. All of the kids were girls, except for one boy. Clarisse and Mr. D couldn't remember their names, so they just called them, 'Stupid', 'Stupider,' and so on.

Chris had to go a councilor because he still wore diapers and everyone laughed at him. Chris married Katie and left Travis heart broken. Travis was so upset, he convinced his brother, Connor, to rob a bank with him-they are still in jail for that-.

The rest of camp joined Luke's army and decided to only kill donkeys. They butchered the donkeys and fed it to more donkeys to fatten them up.

The only half-blood who never changed was, the one and only, James-son of Aphrodite- but he got killed because he decided to take a swim in the middle of the night in an ocean. It was very tragic. I was so upset (T_T).

Now, we all are here today to remember the lives of these young half-bloods when they were normal. We hope that one day, they will all decide to join NCIS and marry fairies. Thank you for coming.

REVIEW! I WANT PEOPLE TO FLAME THIS STORY!

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