DO NOT STEL PLZ I WORKD VRY HARD ON THIS
Tits came ran into the office of Dong, who was currently working the night shift at Froody's Hoose of Debauchery. Dong was leaning back on her recliner cause she is old and has back problems.
"Dong! Dong-senpai you'll never believe it!"
"Ohhhh my go d u fucking piece of tiddy shit what do you WANT?"
"I won against all the other shitlords in Cards Against Humanity! TWICE."
"Well done, now come over here as a sheath for my massive monster schlonger donger"
"Yes. B-but it's not like I like you or anything, b-bak-"
"Stfu"
"oki"
And then Titfuck McGee hopped on that sweet Dongs dongeroo and rode it into the sunset, with Dong not giving a singLE FUUUUUUUUUCK.
Also Bush did 9/11
Fin.