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Beck Oliver checked the time on his phone. 4:52pm. In exactly eight minutes his girlfriend Jade West would walk through the door of his RV so they could 'finish their maths assignments'. In truth Beck had already finished his assignment; apart from acting maths was his favourite subject at Hollywood Arts, whereas Jade loathed it. He knew that not much actual math work would be done tonight. Sure he would try to get his rather stubborn girlfriend to at least attempt to get the assignment done, before she would deem it "stupid and useless crap that Mrs. Anderson gives us as a twisted form of torture" and they would spend the rest of the night in each others arms kissing. Which he didn't mind that much either.

Beck was pulled from his thoughts by a rather frantic knocking on his trailer door. 4:56pm. It couldn't be Jade, she was at Cat's house until 4:30pm, 4:45pm really as no doubt the small red haired girl would talk Jade's ear off until she decided to just leave. Cat's house was 15 minutes away on the other side of town, there was no way Jade could have gotten here by now.

The knocking became more insistent as a female voice pleaded with him to

"Please open the door!" Definitely not Jade, otherwise the door would already have been kicked down and he would be getting yelled at for not answering it quick enough.

He opened the door to find his next door neighbour Mrs. Lewis red in the face and breathing slightly heavily like she had just sprinted from her house to here; and judging from the worried look on her face, she might have just done so.

"Oh thank god you are here!" She gasped. "I need your help. Please can you look after Declan and Lily for me tonight? I just got a call that my husband Robert was in a car crash and is in the emergency room. I would call the babysitter but she's out of town, I know its short notice but I really need to go to my husband-"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mrs. Lewis it's alright my girlfriend and I will take care of your kids no problem. Go to the hospital, I'll take good care of them." He reassured the frantic woman grabbing her shoulders to hold her still as she bobbed around, ready to sprint to her car at any moment.

"Thank you Beck! Thank you so much! I'll give you the money when I get back-"

"No. No money I won't accept it, you don't have to pay me. Go make sure your husband's alright; I'll look after things here."

"Thank you." She said, truly grateful as she enveloped him in a quick hug before sprinting to her car and speeding off in the direction of the hospital.

Beck turned to lock his door and pull out his phone to text Jade where he'll be when he saw her standing at the end of the drive arms crossed with her trademark scowl on her face.

"Hey babe, listen-"

"Don't you 'hey babe' me! Who was that?"

"Who?"

"Little miss 'hugs a lot' who just drove off!"

"Mrs. Lewis? Jade she's my next door neighbour, her husband's in the emergency room and she only hugged me because I agreed to look after her kids while she was at the hospital."

"Oh."

Beck could understand why Jade would have thought he could've been interested in Mrs. Lewis. She was a young mother and very attractive, not that he took much notice, as he only had eyes for his girl who now had a very sorry look on her face.

"Hey it's ok you didn't know." He said trying to reassure his girlfriend who he knew felt horrible right now.

"Wait you said you agreed to look after her kids?"

"Yep."

"As in we have to look after her kids?"

"Yep." Beck smirked as the raven haired girl cringed. He took her bag, draped his arm over her shoulder and began leading her towards the house next door.

"What if I don't want to look after some snot nosed brats?" Jade whined pulling back, trying to get out of his grasp.

"Then you're more than welcome to go back to your house and work on your maths assignment alone."

"Fine. But I'm not going to be pleasant." She sulked.

"Yes you are."

"Or what?" The Goth girl challenged.

"Or you're not allowed to kiss me at all tonight." He almost laughed when she straight away tried to kiss him to see if he was bluffing before he pulled away, not letting their lips meet. Many people thought that Jade controlled him, and she did to a point, but Beck could always get the upper hand when he wanted to and he relished the feeling.

"No, no, you have to promise to be good first."

"But… Fine!" She grumbled.

"Thank you." He smiled before leaning down to kiss her forehead, feeling very smug.

The Lewis family had a lavish home. They may still be a young couple but Mr. Lewis came from a very well off family and was able to afford their huge house.

"So where are the little bra-OW!" Jade yelled as a flying red object smacked her in the back of the head. She looked down to see that it was a plastic building block, the letter 'A' on the side.

"Well Declan's over there in the play pen, and I'm guessing Lily, their one year-old is upstairs in her crib taking a nap." Beck laughed as he picked up the plastic block and tossed it up in the air before catching it again and throwing it back into the play pen.

Jade looked over to see a little boy around three smiling at her and bouncing up and down. His little blonde curls flopping all over his face and his bright blue eyes sparkling as he picked up another toy, this time a teddy bear, and threw it at her. She easily side stepped out of the way before glaring at the toddler who laughed happily choosing his next weapon.

"No, no no little guy, we don't throw things at people." Beck cooed. "Especially people who are very skilled with scissors, and not the safety kind either." He winked at her, giving Declan a chance to grab his hair and yank.

"Ow! Not cool man." Beck moaned as he rubbed his head. Jade laughed, he deserved that, making her look after two little kids instead of spending time with her like he should.

"I think he likes you." She smirked before walking over and bending down to Declan's level.

"Listen kid this is how it's going to go down. You're going to stay in this pen and keep quiet until your mum comes back and the big oaf and I are going to watch TV and…cuddle in the next room. Got it?"

"Uh, Jade…"

"What?" she yelled looking up at Beck. Which Declan took as the perfect opportunity to bop her on the head with his toy dinosaur.

"Why you little!"

"Ok! No more hitting…from either of you." Beck said, pulling his angry girlfriend away from the offending child.

"He started it!" she exclaimed, sneering at the giggling boy.

"And you be the mature one and finish it." He reasoned kissing her, immediately calming her down, before pulling back only slightly so their foreheads were still pressed together.

"Why don't you go check on Lily? I'll stay here and take the brunt of the assault ok?" Beck smiled kissing her again.

"She's asleep yeah?"

"She should be."

"…Fine."

"Thank you."


What troubles await Jade as she has to deal with a one year-old by herself? :0 lol

I was going to post this as one really long oneshot, but I've decided to turn it into a two-shot, mostly because I can't be bothered finishing this right now but wanted to post it.

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