Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha, but if I did, I would have more money
than I do right now. Oh, I don't own the song "Down Under" either.
This is to the tune of the song "Down Under" by Men At Work. If you aren't sure which song I mean, it's that song that plays in the trailer for the movie "Kangaroo Jack."
Miroku's Party Mix
Track One: Down Under by Monk at Work
Traveling on a fried-out raccoon
Over dusty trails, his head like a balloon
I met a pretty lady, she made me happy
I felt her butt, and she gave me a slappy
And she said,
"Dare you grope with your hand down under?
As you talk of 'religious' plunder?
Can't you hear the sharp slap like thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Eating dinner with a girl in a small town
She had a nice butt, I nearly had a meltdown
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
She just smiled and took a bite of her sandwich
And she said,
"You grope with your hand down under
As sake flows after a plunder
Don't you know the sharp slap like thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying on some straw down the trail
With long, dark hair, wearing robes so pale
I said to the lady, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I'm a handsome man of plenty?"
And she said,
"Oh! Dare you grope with your hand down under? (oh yeah yeah)
As you talk of 'religious' plunder?
Can't you hear the sharp slap like thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
The Reaction:
Miroku: Catchy tune. What's the song about? Hey. Why are you looking at me? Damn it, I'm a monk!
Men At Work: You botched up our song for some pervert anime guy, you crapper!
Author's Notes:
I don't know if you'll hate it or if you'll love it, but if I get at least three nice reviews, I'll come up with another song parody. Teehee Miroku is just the best, isn't he? *zipa dee doo das away*
*zipa dee doo das back* Oh, to those of you who read my other Inu-Yasha fanfics, I'm super sorry I haven't updated lately. I swear to you on Miroku's tummy that I'm working on it. ^.^
Actual Lyrics:
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
This is to the tune of the song "Down Under" by Men At Work. If you aren't sure which song I mean, it's that song that plays in the trailer for the movie "Kangaroo Jack."
Miroku's Party Mix
Track One: Down Under by Monk at Work
Traveling on a fried-out raccoon
Over dusty trails, his head like a balloon
I met a pretty lady, she made me happy
I felt her butt, and she gave me a slappy
And she said,
"Dare you grope with your hand down under?
As you talk of 'religious' plunder?
Can't you hear the sharp slap like thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Eating dinner with a girl in a small town
She had a nice butt, I nearly had a meltdown
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
She just smiled and took a bite of her sandwich
And she said,
"You grope with your hand down under
As sake flows after a plunder
Don't you know the sharp slap like thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying on some straw down the trail
With long, dark hair, wearing robes so pale
I said to the lady, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I'm a handsome man of plenty?"
And she said,
"Oh! Dare you grope with your hand down under? (oh yeah yeah)
As you talk of 'religious' plunder?
Can't you hear the sharp slap like thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
The Reaction:
Miroku: Catchy tune. What's the song about? Hey. Why are you looking at me? Damn it, I'm a monk!
Men At Work: You botched up our song for some pervert anime guy, you crapper!
Author's Notes:
I don't know if you'll hate it or if you'll love it, but if I get at least three nice reviews, I'll come up with another song parody. Teehee Miroku is just the best, isn't he? *zipa dee doo das away*
*zipa dee doo das back* Oh, to those of you who read my other Inu-Yasha fanfics, I'm super sorry I haven't updated lately. I swear to you on Miroku's tummy that I'm working on it. ^.^
Actual Lyrics:
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."