A/N: Okay so I know that I have the other one going on but a little plot bunny arrived while at work today so this is the result.
Minerva walked down the hall way towards the seventh year Divination class. Of course this was a completely pointless exercise. Divination of all the things Albus could have had taught in the school why did he have to have this non magical subject. She was almost sure he did it only to piss her off. No man of the great intellect of Albus to many middle names to count or bother with Dumbledore would have such a stupid, idiotic subject. And to top it all off he had to employ that little twit of a woman, who yet again failed to show for her morning class and of course on latter inspection was found in her rooms with empty cherry bottles everywhere. Completely incompetent and worthless woman who could think of 40 ways to predict the death of Harry Potter by breakfast, if she made it to the Great Hall that is, and of course is a complete drunk.
So here she was, the only person available to cover the indisposed professors NEWT class. Reaching the door, she took a deep breath and pushed it open. A dull murmur spread through the class. Two particular students were sat at the front with annoyed faces.
"Okay if you will please continue doing what you were doing in the last class. Your professor is currently indisposed and will not be coming to class. What were you doing last lesson Miss Brown?"
"We were revising reading tea leaves Professor, we can continue with that if you want." Lavenders face contorted into a twisted smile. "Would you like a cup of teas too?"
"Yes please."
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By the end of the lesson Lavender and Parvati had predicated that they were both going to come into wealth and live long and prosperous lives, oh and pass all there NEWT's with both somehow gaining the highest marks ever made. As professor McGonagall was gathering her things Lavender sneakily grabbed the professors tea cup and continued to read her leaves.
"Professor according to the leaves, you have a secret, one that two of you know. Your having a relationship with someone." Professor McGonagall's eyebrows raised with a searing look at the young Gryffindor. "Ooo this person is younger than you are. Allot younger than you. Wait this says it's a student." The whole class was now staring at the rather pissed off professor. "jeeeezzz, Professor this says it's a girl. Wow your a lesbian too. You do know Hermione Granger is one too."
"Miss BROWN IF YOU WOULD KINDLY SHUT YOUT MOUNTH." Professor McGonagall exploded at the girl. "If you would kindly leave and I swear if you spread one word of this absolute crap to anyone you will not take your NEWT's." With a swish of her cloak she was out of the room and storming through Hogwarts on the war path.
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"Hermione you should have seen her face. She exploded all because her tea leaves read that she was a lesbian dating a student." Lavender had decided not to head the warnings of the formidable headmistress.
"You said what?" Hermione was dumb founded how this stupid little bimbo have said such a thing to McGonagall. Without a look back she was out the common room and on her way to see her beloved professor.
Knocking and entering the office she marched straight up to Minerva and planted a searing kiss on her lips. "I hear that you have been converted to the ways of divination?"
Minerva quirked her eyebrow and kissed Hermione again. "You know it is hard to believe but I think I may have"