15 reasons why Draco Malfoy does not like me

by Neon Jellytot

For Fun-sees. XD

15 reasons why Draco Malfoy does not like me.

I like to stalk him in my free time.

I like to gel up his hair into a Mohawk while he is not looking.

I like to throw random muggle items at him and see will he break out in a rash when they touch his skin.

He breaks out in a rash when I throw muggle items at him and they touch his skin.

I like to ask him what kind of dye he uses in his hair.

I tried to make him learn Miley Cyrus's Hoedown Throw down dance.

I poke him with sticks.

I tried to teach him to speak Irish.

I asked him to marry me. (For fun-sees)

I like to sing, "I'm a Barbie Girl" when he walks by.

I threw a Jellyfish at him.

I made him have a pokemon battle with Harry Potter.

I made him loose the pokemon battle with Harry Potter.

I told Voldemort that he would kill Dumbledore.

I hug him while he's not looking, and when I'm not trying to gel his hair into a Mohawk.