Completely Random things about me and my muse Louis:

1. I spend multiple hours each day reading and writing.

2. My friends are insane, but hey so am I.

3. I have frequently asked really stupid and obvious questions.

4. There are times when I want to annoy people just for the heck of it.

5. I LOVE chocolate chip cookies!

6. I have frequently walked into things that could have easily been avoided.

7. I have had random laughing fits for no apparent reason.

8. I have pushed a door that said PULL and vice versa.

9. I have frequently tripped over nothing.

10. I read books that no one has ever heard of.

11. I have a hatred of Twilight.

12. I am also obsessed with vampires and would love to be one.

13. I have stayed up past 2am reading one of those books that no one has ever heard of.

14. I have actually tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

15. I love classical music and opera.

16. I LOVE pretzels!

17. I have frequently burst into song for no apparent reason.

18. I am crazy and proud of it!

19. I am in lala land most of the time.

20. Almost all inanimate objects hate me.

21. I think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and is plotting to destroy the English language as we know it.

22. I think rock paper scissors solves everything.

23. I sometimes argue with myself, even though I know I shall never win.

24. I am random and proud of it!

25. I have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with my computer.

26. I have frequently burst out laughing in a dead silent room.

27. I adore chocolate and frequently suffer from cravings while I have no access to the heavenly substance.

28. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

29. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

30. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

31. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

32. I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

33. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

34. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

35.I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

36. I think iPods are gifts from the gods.

37. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through using a suitable application of high explosives to blow up your Algebra book.

38. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

39. I live in my own little world- it's okay, they know me there.

40. I did the Macarana with a ninja because the voices told me to.

41. I am the kind of person who walks into a door or a wall, and then apologizes to it.

42. I hear voices in my head, and no I'm not crazy. I'm just special.

43. I believe that there is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. But everytime I argue with myself I lose! Am I weird? Yes.

44. I know for a fact that obedient women never make history.

45. The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas.

46. My definition of consiousness: the annoying thing between naps.

47. Some advice from me: Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

48. I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas.

49. People think I am mentally insane. They might just be right.

50. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. I am scared now more than ever of the dentist's office.

51. I easily finish one 800 000 page novel a day.

52. I LOVE rain!

53. I walk around shouting random quotes.

54. I am a person who acts friendly, but I have an evil mind, and am secretly plotting world domination.

55. I have frequently yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to me.

56. I am a klutz, and damn proud of it!

57. I have music in my soul!

58. My favorite word is sarcasm.

59. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than be loved for who I am not.

60. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

61. I ran with scissors, and lived! I felt dangerous :D :D :D!

62. I hear voices, and they don't like you.

63. My imaginary friends think you have serious problems.

64. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. I am one of the few that would say: "Where to begin?"

65. I have am a witty fool…thank God I have no foolish wit!

66. The world is a messed up place but to tell you the truth…I like it that way.

My favorite quotes:

1. "Riding: The art of keeping the horse between you and the ground."

2. "Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!"

3. "There are three reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day."

4. "Wal-Mart, do they like sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

5. "All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."

6. "When angry: count to ten, When very angry: swear."

7. "Everything here is edible. I am edible, but that my children are is cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies."

8. "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

9. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe."

10. "If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall."

11. "I'm not clumsy…the floor just hates me."

12. "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."

13. "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."

14. "Don't sniff coke, the ice cubes will get stuck up your nose."

15. "I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

16. "I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference."

17. "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"

18. "If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."

19. "It is when we allow others to think for us that the whole world suffers

20. Friends are God's apology for relatives

21. If Tylenol, duct tape, and a band aid don't help…you gotta serious problem

22. The bravest person isn't the one who fears nothing but is the one who is willing to face what they fear.

23. Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them that they don't.

24. The hardest battle you'll ever fight is the battle to just be you.

25. If the majority of the population is weird wouldn't weird be normal?