I AM WRITING ANOTHER FANFIC BUT I had an idea for another one and decided not to lose it! please review!

Disclaimer: I still don't own DGM, really!

BTW I seriously LOVE spell-cheek it's my best friend!

A/N

Today was Kanda's birthday. Of corse, he was grumpier ha normal. It started when Kanda woke up late at about decided to sleep in, in preparation for what today would did his normal routine training (nearly taking out the entire 3rd floor with him). then he meditated for longer than normal too. that cut in too his breakfast. he went down to the cafeteria. then he went to jerry's window. then he ordered his soba. then jerry told him they were out of the ingredients, someone went out to get more and would return shortly.

so, kana sat down at the nearest unoccupied table and sulked. soba, he thought dejectedly. finally jerry called and told him his food was ready. yes, soba! he got his food and sat done at the same empty table…. and now a feat never before made was accomplished by Kanda Yuu. the perfect bite of soba. with everything on it in the perfect proportions. he needed a moment of silence. then he attempted to eat his perfect bite. slowly raising his chopsticks to his mouth….

YUU-CHAN! !

Kanda looked unto see an arm around his shoulders and lavi smiling his baka usagi grin. He looked down to see his bite of soba on the floor, and up a bit more to see Mugen. he had an idea. This idea was apparent to lavi who got the horror of watching kanda draw his sword.

Lavi, the ever smart and cunning, danced around Kanda to the bench he was sitting on and, in the perfect form for a pirriote, hit kanda on the head with his ever changing hammer, at its normal size.

Yuu, shocked and slightly disoriented, stood there doing nothing for a moment, giving everyone the perfect chance to run as if their lives were endangered (and they were)

( A/N for fear of endangering my life I will not go into very much detail on the rest.)

Lavi ran, and for the fifth time this week (its saturday) got a hair cut. Any lower and he was scared it would turn into a buzz cut, and that would not go well with his headband ( in fact it would totally ruin his look, and that is not going to happen).

Being a j.r. bookman, lavi knew all the places kanda would never look so, he hid. He felt bad about leaving all the finders and other exorcists ( Allen) to be left with Kanda in a mood like that. Oh well! He had big plans for today o_0….

7:00 PM

Kanda wanted time to himself before bed and decided to go now. As he went he passed the cafeteria and noticed its unusual emptiness. Kanda being Kanda went to see why. He had just officially entered the room when he felt hands push him towards the center of the room. He heard the rooms big double doors clank shut. What? What was going on?

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Kanda looked around to see everyone (even the finders) gathered around him smiling. ? soon he saw someone step out of the crowd. Lavi. "Yuu-chan! you didn't think you could miss your own party did you!" Kanda was shocked. how did they know? well of corse, Kanda wanted to leave, that much showed of his face clearly. And what usagi do you think wouldn't allow that? they had… (insert any drink that makes you happy)… and a lot of food. they all stood and talked. mainly to kanda! then they gave him a chair and passed colorful boxes to him. the one from lavi was a little stuffed pink rabbit. from Allen a promise that he would refrain from killing him as on as he didn't call him Moyashi. "Che, like you could kill me."

it was about 10:00 pm when kanda went to bed he was tired, and ,but he would never admit it, he had fun, he enjoyed himself. he was tired. *yawn* he laid down and that was the last he was aware of until morning.