Chapter 1: life is hard up here.
"Home sweet home..." I mumbled as I sprinted to my mom's house, I live with friends and monsters now on the surface. Its not bad considering my 'sibling' Frisk is their ambassador, but society is still a dick and never will become nice. "Guys I'm home! I got food and hotdogs!" I yelled as I closed the door behind me. "That's good my child, please put them on the kitchen counter" my 'mom' Toriel waved at me and walked towards the kitchen "will do!" I walked into the living room and saw my friends, the first one to wave at me was 12, he doesn't exactly have a name so we call him 12 he's also my best friend. The second one to wave at me was a blond girl, she had a jacket on that looked like a basketball jacket "sup'!" She said and turned back to the curve TV, "Yellow you couldn't just leave it to be such a dick could you?" I Chuckled, the blond girl turned back with a pissed off look "I regret what I said!" I shouted in fear "note to self: never piss off Yellow" I let out a sigh and fell on the couch "what are whe watching?" I asked deadpanned at the two robots that just kissed "okay who asked alphys for anime?!" I couldn't keep myself from facepalming "shh Quote not now!" Yellow put her hand to my mouth "mmmfphmmmm" I acted helplessly but got interrupted by a slap to the face "shut up Quote! This is the best part!" Yellow took her hand off my mouth and wiped it against the couch "forget it, I'm upstairs!" I slowly walked up the staircase and cringed. I walked by two doors, the first one was black and said: "Chara" the other had a ton of names lined up from top to bottom. "Frisk?" I knocked on the door and walked in "hi Quote!" Frisk smiled at me. "Oh Hi doofus!" A flower in the corner gave and evil smirk, as I pulled out my super soaker it cringed in fear "s-sorry!" It managed to say before it got smaller "so... How is the volatile house plant Flowey?" i asked