Disclaimer: I don't own GW. I only own the bar (which only exists in the downtown, back-alley, red-light district of cyberspace), myself, and Eddie (actually he's my dead brother and besides his girlfriend, i own him more than anyone else). Occasionally my friends Raven, Krysten and Kimmie are here (actually they never leave) and they own themselves. I also don't own any songs. And don't flame if i totally screw-over or bash one of your favorite characters, i bash my own faves too!!! Now, on to the story!!!
The Random Insanity Karaoke Bar (RIKB) Featuring: Gundam Wing *yaoi version*
Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner, Wufei Chang, Hilde Schiebacker, Relena Peacecrap (author grins evilly), Dorothy Catalonia, Catherine Bloom and sally Po walked through the dark and somewhat deserted streets of M-13666 (my own made-up colony!!! just what i always wanted!!!).
Duo: I'M HUNGRY!!!
Hilde: DAMMIT, MAXWELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!
Duo: AM NOT!!!
Hilde: ARE TOO!!!
Duo: AM NOT!!!
Hilde *pulls out a big-ass machine gun from Shinigami-knows-where and points it at Duo's head* : ARE TOO!!!
Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Pacifism is the way!!!
Dorothy *punches Relena in the face, leaving a pretty purple shiner!!!*
Duo: OKAY, OKAY, SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Hilde *puts gun away and smiles angelicly (yeah, right)* : Oh, no reason I just wanted to be right again.
Then it started to rain. All that was to be seen were old empty warehouses. It seemed no one lived there. Then Quatre spotted a quaint little karaoke bar that allowed underage drinking.
Quatre: I spot a quaint little karaoke bar that allows underage drinking!!!
Duo, Heero, Dorothy, Trowa, Wufei & Hilde: BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
Catherine: *gasp* Trowa, you know you shouldn't drink!!!
Trowa *mutters something that sounds like "Shove it, bitch."*
*Meanwhile inside the Quaint little Karaoke Bar (RIKB)*
Meg-chan (me) is seen banging her head on the nearest wall.
Kim-chan (Kimmie): Dammit Meg, stop banging you're head on the fucking wall!!!
Rave (Raven): How rude!
Kris (Krysten) comes through the door on crutches with a full-leg cast on her left leg.
Kris: My leg hurts!
Eddie comes down the stairs (me and him live upstairs, he's my brother) with his hair messed up and his shirt unbuttoned and hanging open.
Eddie: 'Sup sis? Kim? Kris?
Meg continues to bang her head on the wall, Kim looks at the steak knife silverware bin with an evil smile and Krys says: My leg hurts!!! Rave gives Eddie a look that says "I KNOW you see me!!!" Eddie walks over to Rave, picks her up, sits down in her seat and sets her in his lap. They proceed to make out on the barstool seat. Then, the door swung open. Five guys and five girls stood inside the doorway, soaking wet.
Kris *whispers* : Customers! Are they really real!?!
Kim walks up to one of the boys (Wufei) and pokes him.
Wufei *pulls out his katana and points it at Kim* : Touch me again, onna.
Kris *squeaks* : It speaks!!!
Heero: Can we stay here until the rain stops?
Meg *stops banging her head and perks up8 : Ya got money?
Heero: Umm, actually no.
Meg *shrugs* : Oh well, we don't go for money anyways, we go for humiliation!!!
Heero: Hn?
Meg: If ya wanna stay, you all gotta do karaoke!!! If not, I'll throw yer asses out anto the pavement!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heero: Hold on a second.
All the GW peeps huddled together and discussed it. When the huddle broke up, the braided baka (a.k.a. Duo) stepped forward.
Duo: We'll do it as long as we get free food!
Meg *grins evilly* : You want me to cook, and you'll actually eat it?!?
Kim, Rave & Kris: Oh shit...
Meg: Okay!!! Over there, *points to heavy oak trunk* is all the CDs to pick songs from!!! I'll start cooking while you pick out your songs!!!
Heero *glances uneasily at the chest* : Hn.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Oh, what fun!
Wufei *still pointing his katana at Kim* INJUSTICE!!!
Duo: This is gonna be so cool!
Hilde *thinking out loud* : I shall sing my love to Duo!
Everyone *sweatdrop*
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A/N: So, how is it? Please review! I already have songs for Heero, Relena and Duo, but I'll take suggests for the other characters' songs. BTW, It'll be 1x2, 3x4 & 5xD.
The Random Insanity Karaoke Bar (RIKB) Featuring: Gundam Wing *yaoi version*
Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, Quatre Raberba Winner, Wufei Chang, Hilde Schiebacker, Relena Peacecrap (author grins evilly), Dorothy Catalonia, Catherine Bloom and sally Po walked through the dark and somewhat deserted streets of M-13666 (my own made-up colony!!! just what i always wanted!!!).
Duo: I'M HUNGRY!!!
Hilde: DAMMIT, MAXWELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!
Duo: AM NOT!!!
Hilde: ARE TOO!!!
Duo: AM NOT!!!
Hilde *pulls out a big-ass machine gun from Shinigami-knows-where and points it at Duo's head* : ARE TOO!!!
Relena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Pacifism is the way!!!
Dorothy *punches Relena in the face, leaving a pretty purple shiner!!!*
Duo: OKAY, OKAY, SO WHAT IF I AM!?!
Hilde *puts gun away and smiles angelicly (yeah, right)* : Oh, no reason I just wanted to be right again.
Then it started to rain. All that was to be seen were old empty warehouses. It seemed no one lived there. Then Quatre spotted a quaint little karaoke bar that allowed underage drinking.
Quatre: I spot a quaint little karaoke bar that allows underage drinking!!!
Duo, Heero, Dorothy, Trowa, Wufei & Hilde: BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
Catherine: *gasp* Trowa, you know you shouldn't drink!!!
Trowa *mutters something that sounds like "Shove it, bitch."*
*Meanwhile inside the Quaint little Karaoke Bar (RIKB)*
Meg-chan (me) is seen banging her head on the nearest wall.
Kim-chan (Kimmie): Dammit Meg, stop banging you're head on the fucking wall!!!
Rave (Raven): How rude!
Kris (Krysten) comes through the door on crutches with a full-leg cast on her left leg.
Kris: My leg hurts!
Eddie comes down the stairs (me and him live upstairs, he's my brother) with his hair messed up and his shirt unbuttoned and hanging open.
Eddie: 'Sup sis? Kim? Kris?
Meg continues to bang her head on the wall, Kim looks at the steak knife silverware bin with an evil smile and Krys says: My leg hurts!!! Rave gives Eddie a look that says "I KNOW you see me!!!" Eddie walks over to Rave, picks her up, sits down in her seat and sets her in his lap. They proceed to make out on the barstool seat. Then, the door swung open. Five guys and five girls stood inside the doorway, soaking wet.
Kris *whispers* : Customers! Are they really real!?!
Kim walks up to one of the boys (Wufei) and pokes him.
Wufei *pulls out his katana and points it at Kim* : Touch me again, onna.
Kris *squeaks* : It speaks!!!
Heero: Can we stay here until the rain stops?
Meg *stops banging her head and perks up8 : Ya got money?
Heero: Umm, actually no.
Meg *shrugs* : Oh well, we don't go for money anyways, we go for humiliation!!!
Heero: Hn?
Meg: If ya wanna stay, you all gotta do karaoke!!! If not, I'll throw yer asses out anto the pavement!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Heero: Hold on a second.
All the GW peeps huddled together and discussed it. When the huddle broke up, the braided baka (a.k.a. Duo) stepped forward.
Duo: We'll do it as long as we get free food!
Meg *grins evilly* : You want me to cook, and you'll actually eat it?!?
Kim, Rave & Kris: Oh shit...
Meg: Okay!!! Over there, *points to heavy oak trunk* is all the CDs to pick songs from!!! I'll start cooking while you pick out your songs!!!
Heero *glances uneasily at the chest* : Hn.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Oh, what fun!
Wufei *still pointing his katana at Kim* INJUSTICE!!!
Duo: This is gonna be so cool!
Hilde *thinking out loud* : I shall sing my love to Duo!
Everyone *sweatdrop*
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A/N: So, how is it? Please review! I already have songs for Heero, Relena and Duo, but I'll take suggests for the other characters' songs. BTW, It'll be 1x2, 3x4 & 5xD.