Lupin the 3rd steals Remnant

by Doctor John Smith

Lupin and the gang head to the city of Remnant for the heist of the century. The Dust Crystal, the beautiful and most expensive crystal in the world is next on Lupin's list of things to steal and is being held at the prestigious Beacon Academy, but what happens when a girl named Ruby catches him in the act?

Lupin the 3rd steals Remnant

Chapter 1: An average day of plotting

By Dr. John Smith

Arsène Lupin the 3rd, a man with a close cropped haircut, wearing a red blazer, dark blue dress shirt, yellow tie, and light blue dress pants, sat in his hotel room, plotting out what his next move should be. He was joined by his friends and fellow teammates; Jigen, a bearded man in a black suit, cigarette in his mouth and a black fedora obscuring most of his face. Goemon, the honorable samurai. And the seductive vixen herself, Fujiko Mine, in a yellow tank top and short shorts. Lupin stroked his chin, trying to figure out what they should do next. Suddenly, Lupin got an idea, "I got it!" He shouted to the group, "We steal whatever is the most expensive thing closest to us!" He told them.

"I don't think Fujiko's panties will pay very much Lupin. Got any other ideas?" Jigen joked. Fujiko's face grew bright red, giving Jegin the death stare.

Lupin waved him off, "That's not what I meant. I say what is the closest city to us?" He asked them. Fujiko spoke up.

"Some fancy, rich city called Remnant." She told Lupin. He grew a smile on his face, "What?"

"Yeah Lupin? What's so important about a rich person town such as Remnant?" Goemon cut in.

Lupin reached into his coat and pulled out what looked like a photo, he then slammed it down on the table that was In between them. The photo was of a multicolored Crystal; it was red, white, black, yellow, blue, etc. The group gawked at the picture, Fujiko speaking first. "Oh my Lupin! That is the most beautiful Crystal I have ever seen!" She expressed with hearts in her eyes.

Lupin put the picture back into his coat, "That it is my lovely. It's called the Dust Crystal; an odd Crystal that is somehow comprised of all the colors of the rainbow. It is the rarest and most expensive, but there is a catch." He said.

"And that is?" Jegin asked.

"The Crystal is being held at some high society school called "Beacon" and is heavily guarded." Lupin explained to the group.

"Hasn't stopped us before." Said the quiet Goemon.

"Right." Said Lupin, "But these guards mean business. They aren't like the normal rent-a-cops we're used to or even Pops. These guys mean serious business. Last guy who tried to steal it ended up in the hospital for months." Lupin told the group.

"Who was the guy?" Asked a curious Jegin.

"Some rookie named Grif 'Sarge' Caboose." Lupin said, putting a finger to his chin, trying to remember the exact name.

"Pfft!" Fujiko shouted out, "We're more professional than that loser! We could steal that Crystal before anyone in Remnant knows what hit them!" She turned her attention to Lupin, "Right Lupin?"

Lupin nodded, "We're gonna grab that Crystal and prove that not even the highest of societies can stop us from nabbing what we want!" Lupin said, putting his hand into the middle of the table, "You with me guys?" He asked, and as if on cue; Fujiko, Jegin, and Goemon put their hands in, and on the count of three, they broke away, "By tomorrow, Remnant won't know what hit them." Lupin said to the group.

After binging RWBY on Netflix, I thought, "I should write a RWBY and Red vs Blue crossover" but I thought, since RWBY is more of an anime, why not do a crossover with one of my all time favorite anime; Lupin the 3rd. And boom! This happened.