Disclaimer: Not mine, no copyright intended
A/N: Wrote this before series 5 aired, based on a teaser clip posted on Watch's website. Minor spoilers for ep 5 x03 - Abby, Matt and Becker encounter a Raptor at the art gallery
"I told you he liked you," Matt grinned, handing Becker a towel. He and Abby were stood looking down at a sodden, sticky Becker who was looking decidedly pissed-off.
"Please tell me this is just saliva?" Becker groaned, wiping goo from his usually perfect hair and finding his hand sticking to it.
"Nope," Abby said, trying very hard to disguise her amusement. She and Matt exchanged looks then burst out laughing. They both knew what it was. "Speaking as an expert in reptilian behaviour, that is most definitely NOT saliva."
Becker spat; the goo was in his mouth and from the expression on his face, Abby guessed it was not a pleasant taste.
"Perhaps you should save some for analysis, Abby? I don't believe we've encountered Raptor semen before?" Matt collapsed double with laughter, and Abby had to wipe tears from her cheeks.
"Oh you think you're so funny, don't you?" Becker stood up, wiped his face then flung the towel at Matt before storming off.
Matt waited a moment, then called out, "Oh, and Becker? Give me a shout when you're in the shower and then I'll come and show you who is really the Alpha-Male around here!"