The Story So Far . . .
Last time on ATM Shawn turned to drugs to deal with his problems with Rebecca, Edge told Lita the reason she pushed men away was because her soul belonged to Shawn Michaels in Heaven, but he loved her here on Earth and still wanted to get married in March. Lita was relieved and Christian agreed to be Edge's best man.
The Truth: Trish Stratus and Melina the Miraculous continued to guide Randy Orton and deliver him into God's Hands and he was baptised in Orlando by Shawn Michaels. Randy Orton then became TKO: The King's Oracle with the God-given power to know the destiny and destination of anybody by looking at a picture or image of them. Melina was very proud of him but Trish was very worried about Stephanie and tried to explain that Jericho and Hunter were gonna go straight to Hell because of their jealousy over her (Hunter took out Jericho's left eye by throwing an electric wheelchair through the window of a pizzeria when he saw Stephanie and Jericho together).
DX changed their mind about going to TNA and Sting warns the WWE Superstars that Jeff Jarrett wants to get back at Vince for pushing him out of the WWF and making Hunter a Superstar during the Attitude Era instead of him. Stephanie tells her father that she is no longer a McMahon but a Helmsley and Aurora sends a hurricane to destroy Orlando and she nearly killed Vince with a whirlwind but he survived and made friends with the flamboyant X Division member Austin Starr. Aurora liked Austin, especially his voice, and her appetite for destruction was cured by her love of the Mariah Carey song 'Music Box' which Austin and Linda McMahon sang to her and Aurora restored Orlando to its original sunshine state.
TNA and the WWE put on an interbrand show at the Impact tapings where a videotape of Shawn's wife Rebecca having sex with Kevin Nash was played by Paparazzi Productions at the behest of Jeff Jarrett, who announced that Shawn's wife Rebecca was returning to pro wrestling as Whisper 'Queen of the Mountain' as a member of the newly reformed Kings of Wrestling with Jarrett, Nash and Hall. Although the tape was fake the fact that Rebecca and Kevin Nash were really having an affair was too much for the Heartbreak Kid to bear and he collapsed outside the six sided ring at the end of the Impact taping.
In an attempt to cool things down The Rock invited the WWE and TNA wrestlers over to his house for a Back In Business House Party to celebrate the restoration of the WWE Superstars back to health and the eagerly awaited one time only episode of Friday Night RAW.
The Adventures of ATM will now continue in Love, Hate and Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Author's Note: I would like to thank you all for the encouragement and support of this Christian-themed series, I can't tell you how much I appreciate your reviews guys and I hope you continue to enjoy the Adventures of ATM.
God bless!
Kaykyaka