This is something random that I wrote a couple weeks back. It's basically a parody of but I made it into . I've always wondered why the couple names were so...weird so I always wondered how the charactors would react to them. I added the slash fics because it can get interesting.
so Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing....I just embarrass the characters...

"Hey Serena, what are you doing?" Blair asked when Nate and Chuck both noticed that she had just spent about half an hour on the computer trying to hold back giggles.
All four of them were hanging out in Serena's room. Blair was about to repeat her question when Serena answered, "Nothing, I just found this new site that a Gossip Girl fan made, It's called Gossipfiction. People make up stories about US. Some of them are pretty hilarious. Here, look it up on your cell." She sent all 3 of them the links on their cells and they began searching on the site with Serena.
At first they were all pleasantly amused. Chuck found some Blair X Chuck Gossipfiction and began flipping through one of the M rated ones and thinking about how he wished he got that lucky more often. Nate was randomly scrolling through the search results, reading the names when he suddenly burst out laughing.
"What is it Nathanial." Chuck questioned, now annoyed that he was interrupted from his fantasies.
"Search up non-canon fics." Nate replied. Within minutes all of them were either laughing or disgusted. "Some people should not have a couple name."
Blair saw that her and Chuck's couple name was "Chair" and started quietly screaming. "CHAIR?!?! What kind of a couple name is that?!?! It's a piece of furniture for god's sake!!!" Chuck only smirked, even more amused now.
"Hey look," Serena said, "The couple name for Nate and Blair is 'Nair'…hey…isn't that a shaving cream?"

Blair started fuming. "I have some couple names too. Me and Dan is…Derena…huh…sounds weird. There's also Me and Nate…Nerena apparently…sounds like a brand of deodorant. Ewww…there's also Cerena for me and Chuck…or maybe it's Shuck…people are using both."
Blair lightened up a little at her friend's attempt at cheering her up.

"O god! There's also one for ME and DAN! It's Dair…ugh…it sounds like someone just spelled 'dare' wrong…or a brand of shampoo…"

Chuck watched quietly as Blair looked through the insulting couple names before a link caught his eye. "Slash fics…" he murmured. He clicked, hoping for some girl-on-girl action but he got something different. "O LORD…There's GAY fics…"

Nate's head came up at the sound and he quickly looked his name up. They saw his eyes widen before he burst out laughing. "There's ChuckXDan fics and their couple name is 'Duck'." Blair joined the laughter now that Chuck got an even worse name. "And there's also…ones with Chuck and me?!?! And they call us 'Cate'…wow some people lack creativity… isn't that a girl's name? There's also 'Vate' and 'Jate' for Jenny and Vanessa…and 'Date' for Dan and me…ugh…"
Chuck didn't seem to be paying attention, his eyes were glued to something on the screen. Nate took the cell phone to see what Chuck was looking at only to find M rated fiction about Serena and Blair who were being called 'Sair'. He read through the well written femslash then both guys looked up at the 2 girls who were looking at them with confused expressions.
Chuck started, "See, we read this interesting piece of gossipfiction about you two and we were hoping that you can reinact it. It's called a femslash. Here take a look. He passed the cell phone over to Serena. She scanned over it and replied,
"You wish."
"I do wish…"
"Your disgusting Chuck, wait, why are we here looking at this insulting crap anyways?" Serena asked.
"I don't know…but it was interesting!" Nate tried.
"Hey, wanna go to a club or something?" Chuck offered.
"Sure!" was Serena's only reply before they grabbed their stuff and went out the door.

I hope you liked it! Be sure to REVIEW! I wanna know what you think! I'm not very good with this random stuff... Be sure to check out my other Gossip Girl or Twilight fics! (but not all of them r humor, I also wrote a romance one.)
Thanks for reading!
-Sammy6618