I don't own Naruto.
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Entry 1
I can't believe it. I killed my clan, spared my brother, and became a missing-nin in just one night.
...And I left my baby brother a HUGE compound and with taxes to match. I wonder if he's gonna pay them or the Hokage's gonna let him off the hook.
~ Itachi.
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Entry 2
Today's my first day in the Akatsuki. And I don't like it one bit. When I was a kid, I thought the Akatsuki was the coolest evil organization ever.
But hell, I was way off. They are all retards. I don't want to go into detail. Oh, and my partner's Kisame Hoshigaki.
~ Itachi-sama, coolest guy on Earth
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Entry 3
My partner's Kisame Hoshigaki. He has this sword that 'cuts chakra'. Of course I didn't believe him, what kind of sword does that? It's bandaged.
The sword even has a name, Samehada. What the hell? That is so not cool. Sharkskin? What-ever. Who names a katana? My partner, I guess.
I locked him out earlier, so I can write. He's giving me a migraine with that knocking. I'm yelling at him right now. Trust me, you don't wanna see what I'm yelling.
And now he's using his sword to open the door. Too bad. The door doesn't have chakra. HA. Take that Kisame!
WHAT A DUMBASS.
~ Itachi.
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Entry 4
Great. Leader-baka is telling me to wear purple nailpolish. Ew, really. I think he's gay.
I looked at everyone's fingernails and oh joy, they were painted. Oh, well. I don't have a choice, so I'll just wear it.
Okay, I'm done now, and OH MY GOD, MY NAILS LOOK HORRIBLE!
~ Itachi, the person with ugly nails
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Entry 5
So I met this girl named Konan. I thought she was cute, but turns out she's not my type. And she's Leader-baka's girlfriend. She's the only female here. I wonder how she survives in a cave full of guys.
I hate everyone here. They're all on my hit list.
~ Itachi, the only bishounen in Akatsuki
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I'm gonna write 5 entries per chapter, so...yeah. Haha LOL.
R&R!