The cameras start rolling on Don, who was standing on the pier of what looked like a pre-eradiated Wawanakwa. He smiled at the camera and began speaking.
"Greetings, faithful viewers and welcome back to a brand new season of Total Drama with 12 old competitors and 12 less old! I'm your host, Don, and welcome to Total Drama: New vs Newer! Now, as you may be wondering, I'm not Chris, but I am still a Total Drama host, so I decided to throw a bit of my clout around and take over for a season. Because let's be fair..."
Don put a hand to the side of his face and whispered to the camera "These kids need a bit of a break from Chris McCrazy, you know?
"Anyway, as I'm sure you can see, this place is a perfect replica of the original Camp Wawanakwa, with the same cabins, the same kitchen, and even the same old confessionals! If you asked me why we went through all this trouble, apparently it's better for ratings since it was the birthplace of the series or something. Anyway, this season, we'll be taking 12 competitors from Revenge of the Island and 12 more from Pahkitew Island and have them be competing, once more, for one million dollars!"
An intern hands Don a briefcase, which he opens, revealing one million dollars! The wind blows away a few notes, which the intern jumps to get and put back in the briefcase. Don shuts the briefcase and hands it back, before someone speaks to him through an earpiece.
"Yes? What, no! No, there's no Ridonculous Race kids! Yes, I wanted them too, but it's Total Drama: New vs Newer, not Newer vs Newest! What do you mean, then why am I here?! Because as hosts go, I'm the new! What?! Josh and Blaineley! They're not hosts! Well, not of Total Drama! Steve, if you don't want me here, then just say that from the beginning!"
An angry Don turns off his earpiece before looking back at the camera. "Anyway, let's welcome back our 12 Competitors from Revenge of the Island! To start off, we have Last Season's winner and runner up, Mike and Zoey!"
Mike and Zoey arrive on a boat, holding hands and carrying bags, confused expressions on their faces. They get off the boat and walk over to Don.
"Wait, so we're not getting pushed out of a Helicopter this time?" Zoey asked waringly.
"Not this time, Zoey. For now, one side, we've got more to go through. Next up, we have Revenge of the Island's finalists, Cameron and Lightning!"
The boat pulls up again, this time holding the aforementioned two, Cameron holding his bags and Lightning kissing his muscles. Cameron stepped off to join Mike and Zoey and Lightning jumped off, seeming somewhat angry.
"Sha-what?! We've gotta go back to this lame old island again? You serious, dude?!"
Don was slightly taken aback by this, before sighing. "No, Rudolph, this isn't the same Island as before."
"What do you mean? And, it's Sha-Lightning!"
"The island sank, Genius! Now go and stand over there, Sha-Lightning!"
Grumbling, Lightning moved over to the rest of the competitors.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Lightning sat in the confessional, arms crossed.
"If this new guy thinks he can make a fool out of Lightning,
Then he can Sha-think again!"
Don sighed before continuing. "Now, we have our next bunch, Scott, Dawn and The Silent B!"
B walked past, giving Don a high five as Dawn walked past, giving Scott a glare.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Dawn sat, clearly angry.
"I have every right to be furious at Scott,
Even if his aura is less green than before,
That doesn't change what he's done!
A nervous Scott slowly approached Don.
"W-Will there be any S-Sharks here?"
Don rolled his eyes at the farmboy's clear terror.
"Maybe. But no Mutant ones, okay? You won't have to have another meeting with your good buddy, Fang."
Scott regained his composure and smirked, as if to try and convey that he was never scared at all before walking off to the others.
"Next up, we've got Anne Maria, Sam and Dakota!"
Anne Maria walked past, spraying her hair as Sam walked up with a non-mutated Dakota. She appeared much as she did before the mutation, except for her hair now being shorter.
"Dakota, I see you've got that whole mutant thing sorted out. Good for you!"
"Yeah, Daddy sued Chris to make me normal again! He said that he couldn't have a daughter as non-glamorous as that!"
Don's face fell as he heard this. "It's kind of disconcerting that he didn't sue Chris because of what happened to his Daughter, rather than her glam factor, but what do I know? One side, everyone! Finally, from Revenge of the Island, we've got Brick and Jo!"
Brick and Jo arrived on the last boat. As he and Jo stepped off the boat, he turned to her and saluted.
"May the best player win!"
Jo looked like she wanted to reply with something snarky, but was too surprised to do so.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Jo sat in the confessional, thinking.
"Sir-Leaks-a-Lot's faking it, right?
I mean, I got him voted off last time.
How could the guy not hate me?"
-CONFESSIONAL-
Brick smiled at the camera.
"I want to establish that I have entered this game with no grudges!
After all, Total Drama is all about competition!
Furthermore, anybody could be my Teammate, so we need to work together!
Now, this is Private Brick McArthur, signing off!"
"Now, that's all of our Revenge of The island competitors! Now, let's move onto Pahkitew! First, we have last season's winner, Shawn and his girlfriend, Jasmine! Jasmine nudged Shawn slightly "'Ey, at least it'll be kinda fun to see the old place, right?" Shawn slowly nudged towards Don and opened his mouth.
"No, there's no zombies. Yes, I knew what you were going to say because I watched the last season. One side, you two. Now, we have Ella and Topher!"
Ella flew off, carried by tweeting birds as she sang along. Topher walked up to Don, seemingly annoyed.
"Heeey, you're not Chris!"
"No, I'm not. That way." Don pointed towards the rest of the group as Topher followed his directions, moaning under his breath about the lack of Chris.
"Next up, it's Sugar and Leonard!"
The boat pulled up as Sugar walked off, falling over onto the dock. Leonard, not paying attention did the same, landing with his face on Sugar's rear, as she quickly proceeded to fart in his face. Sugar quickly stood up and looked to Leonard. "Wizard, are you okay?!" Leonard started spitting out his words in response. "I-I'm fine... A wizard stops for nothing!"
Sugar was seemingly taken in by this Wizard explanation as she walked back to the rest of them. Don, however, stopped Leonard. "Are you absolutely sure? I mean, last season, she blew up robots with those things. I can see you're confused, and I shall not explain it to you. So, no mouthwash?"
Leonard shook his head. "Such a powerful Wizard does not need such puny thingsch as mouthwasch!" Don sighed. "I hate to break it to you, buddy, but you went home first on my show and you lost both of the first two challenges for your team on Pahkitew Island. You're hardly powerful. Go meet the rest of the kids."
"Next up, we have Rodney, Amy and Sammy."The three appeared to be on the same boat as Leonard and Sugar, as they stepped off of it. Rodney walked past Don and suddenly lost focus as he started staring at Zoey. Mike stepped forward, suspicious of Rodney's behaviour. "Um, can I help you?" Rodney appeared to be shaken out of it, as he sheepishly shook his head.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Mike sat in the confessional.
"That Rodney guy... He really was staring at Zoey for a while, huh?
I don't want to have a problem with him, the guy seems nice,
I'd like to be friends with him, if possible, but still..."
Mike sighed to himself.
"I just hope that he can recognise that Zoey's taken."
-CONFESSIONAL-
Rodney sat, clutching his heart.
"Zoey... What she and I have is truly special...
But she's kinda got a boyfriend or something, doesn't she?
But, wait... Sky had a boyfriend, right? And she still liked Dave, didn't she?
Oh, I see! A gal can like two guys!"
Amy stomped over to Don, furious. "Um, excuse me, but you got her name wrong! It's not Sammy, it's Samey!" Don raised an eyebrow. "Oh? But your cards said that her name was Sammy." Amy rolled her eyes. "Well, yeah, but everyone calls her Samey!" Sammy nervously spoke up "Well, Amy calls me Samey, because I was the second twin to make fun of me, but my name is Sammy!" Don listened and said. "Alright, that's enough, Amy, Sammy, everyone else is over there." Amy growled in anger. "Um, excuse me? Perhaps you didn't hear me, her name is Samey!" Don turned to Amy, his expression harsh. "No, perhaps you didn't hear me! She's Sammy from now on!" "B-But" Amy tried to retort "Who's the host here, me or you?! Over there! You're a bad kid!" Amy begrudgingly walked over to the rest, who Sammy had already joined.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Sammy sat in the confessional, elated.
"This new host is way better than Chris ever was!
Finally! Samey no more!"
-CONFESSIONAL-
Amy was clearly furious as she balled her hands into fists.
"UGH! Worst. Host. Ever!"
"Now, we have Scarlett and Sky! Wait... What the heck?" Don questioned as he saw the boat pulling up with Scarlett tied down onto a board, her upper body covered in a straitjacket and her mouth covered in a facemask a la Hannibal Lecter. He turned to an intern. "Why's she like that?" The intern leaned over and started whispering in his ear. "Hmm? Oh, Episode 10, I missed that one... She did WHAT?! Oh, okay, now it makes sense." Scarlett was wheeled over to the others as Sky walked over to them as well.
-CONFESSIONAL-
Sky sat in thought
"I just hope Dave doesn't come back.
Things didn't end too well between me and him..."
"And now for our final competitor, Dave!"
Dave stepped off the boat, he had his hair back and he was grimacing as he walked to the others. He stopped and stared at Sky. "How's Keith?" Sky tried to respond "Da-" "Don't care!"
-CONFESSIONAL-
Sky sat there, annoyed.
"Me and my big mouth!"
-CONFESSIONAL-
Dave was scowling.
"Of course I'm still angry! A boyfriend?! A BOYFRIEND?!"
Don had collected all 24 of the campers at the campfire. "Now, one intern suggested that we make the teams based on what season you were in, but they were promptly fired because that idea is awful. So, remember how back in All-Stars, you guys were paired up with Heroes against Villains? Yeah, we're doing that again. So, 12 of you will become part of the Evil Electrons, and the other 12 will be part of the Pure Protons!"
Confused, Dave raised his hand. "Yes, Dave?" "Why the science-y names?" Don shrugged in response. "No reason in particular, we just thought it would be cute." Dave rolled his eyes in response.
"So, if I call your name, come stand over here as a member of the Evil Electrons! Scarlett, Scott, Jo, Sugar, Lightning, Topher, Anne Maria, Dakota Amy, Sammy, Dave and Sky!"
"WHAT?!" Dakota, Sammy and Sky exclaimed at the same time. Don motioned for them to simmer down "Now now, I'll explain why you're here. Sky, the way you put Dave down and didn't tell him about your boyfriend? Not cool. Dakota? You kind of went crazy after you got mutated, even if it wasn't your fault. And, Sammy... We need the teams to be equal and the producers said the ratings would be better if you two were on the same team. You have my sympathies."
Don moved on. "Now if I have not mentioned your name, you're now officially a Pure Proton. So that's Brick, Mike, Zoey, Shawn, Jasmine, Dawn, Cameron, Ella, Leonard, Rodney, B and Sam! Now that you've got your teams, it's time for the first challenge, next time on Total Drama: New vs Newer!"
So that's that for the first chapter! If you guys have any opinions, reviews or predictions, then please leave them with me! See you next chapter!
Remaining Pure Protons: Brick, Mike, Zoey, Shawn, Jasmine, Dawn, Cameron, Ella, Leonard, Rodney, B and Sam.
Remaining Evil Electrons: Scarlett, Scott, Jo, Sugar, Lightning, Topher, Anne Maria, Dakota Amy, Sammy, Dave and Sky.
Eliminated: None