If you lined up all the good books that I've read in my life,

And asked for my opinion: Which caused the most internal strife?

I'd point out the sunset, and the blue Mustang down the way,

And say, "That's an easy decision;

One that's not too tuff for me!

And I'm proud to say that I'm a greaser,

Keep my hair slicked back all the way

And I won't forget Johnny, who died,

And always gold I'll stay

So I'll take this hair grease, leather jacket,

And I'll proudly say:

That I won't forget the Outsiders' way–

God bless O-K-L-A!"