Man Belongs to Hoshino Katsura
Author's notes:
1 I do not own any of the characters except of the girl you're going to meet through this first part.
2 This story is a comedy so read at your own risk. Also do not expect much of romance.
3 You'll realise that I need a betaR. If any of you is interested, please contact. I don't think that this story will be really long anyway. If you enjoy her, please help.
4 I'll be really glad to read reviews with your opinion about the beggining of the story; I started watching DGM just recently and it's my first time writing a DGM fanfic.
It was a rather peaceful day. Akumas' action had been reduced those days, so the members of the Black order had finally found a chance to rest, even though everyone knew that Akuma would come back in full force after they recover forces and re-group again. However, everyone was used to this and everything was under control as groups of Exorcists were going out on patrols when something suspicious was coming into the picture.
"ALlEEEEEN!" Komui's voice interrupted Allen's rest.
The silver-haired boy opened his eyes surprised. Luckily the supervisor wouldn't find him. He had finally found time to rest and he didn't want anyone to ruin that. An evil smirk appeared on his face as he felt proud of his self for being one step ahead; he had locked his door. After experiencing the same situation over and over again he had decided to take his measures.
"AAAALLEN!" a rather pissed voice called from outside and a horrifying sound followed.
Allen saw his door being cut in two in terror. Komui was standing in the doorway holding a saw. Horrible memories jumped into his mind and the poor youngster screamed in dismay. Ever since he entered the Black Order he didn't have a very good relationship with the saws.
"Allen! Were you trying to keep your lovely Supervisor out of your room?" Komui asked looking like a demon.
"No… not really," Allen answered fast, gulping as Komui had gone berserk once again.
"Oh, that's great then!" Komui said calming down.
"Hu-uh," Allen breathed keeping a defensive stance.
"Allen! I need your help!" Komui said bringing his face closer to Allen's. "It's an emergency," he said placing his hand on Allen's shoulder. "And you're the only one I can trust."
Allen felt cold sweat running down his spine. Considering Komui's actions in the past it would be something weird and crazy, all the others had already turned him down and he chose him to help as he didn't have any other options. Allen could see the disaster coming; yet he could see no way out of it as it wasn't that simple to run away from Komui.
"Wha-what is it... Supervisor?" he asked expecting the worst.
"It's a new member!"
"Euh?"
"A new member joined Black Order!" Komui declared. "A New member joined us."
"But isn't that great news... Supervisor?" Allen asked confused.
"Not at all!"
"Wh-why?"
"It's a guy! I saw the name on the papers!"
"And…and what's wrong with that?"
"I have to keep this guy away from Lenalee!" Komui said. "I will do it! I'll protect my little sister making all the big brothers in the world, who see their beloved sister being taken away from outsiders, proud!"
Allen looked at Komui, who had started his weird manifesto, nervously. As Lenalee was in the Headquarters the most of the time, because no missions had been assigned to them lately, Komui had no reason to complain, yet he had gone crazy the latest days getting suspicious of almost every man in the order when they happened to be around his beloved sister.
"Oh...Is…is that so? Then why do you need me, Supervisor?" Allen nervously asked.
"We're going to give a... welcoming party to this new member," He said with an evil look on his face.
"I have a bad feeling about this," Allen said.
Few minutes later Allen was accompanying Komui; waiting for the new member to arrive they had sneaked into the science department where-as Komui said-the new member was supposed to make his appearance. He had no idea what Komui had in his mind, but he knew that it wouldn't be good. Finally a shadow appeared and a figure, dressed in a white coat, came into the scene.
"HA!" Komui exclaimed and jumped on the newcomer. "I'm supervisor Komui!" He said with a demonic sound in his voice. "Hehehe...Let me expl-"
"AHHH!" a girly yell filled the room. "Help me! A weird man is harassing me! HEEEEEELP!"
"Komui-san! That's not a guy!" Allen said panicked; the whole situation had ended into a huge misunderstanding.
"No! That's not it!" Komui said panicked realizing his position. "Please, stop yelling," he said pushing the girl back.
"AH! Don't touch me you pervert!" The girl screamed as Komui's hands had landed on a forbidden place because the girl was trying to push him away. "HELP!" she screamed again and punched Komui right in his face.
Komui fell back badly beaten while the girl covered herself and moved back. Allen looked at the whole scene puzzled; it seemed she didn't need help at all after all. Then again, Allen had to make a few things clear. Thanks to Komui the first impression that girl would have for the Order wouldn't be good at all. Allen approached her smiling nervously; ignoring Komui who had passed out.
"Eeemm..." he said scratching the back of his head.
"Don't get closer!" she said. "I can't allow any of you to touch me!" she claimed.
"Euh?"
"My whole self is devoted to someone else after all," she said lacing her hands and a 'divine' light illuminated her. "That's why I came here."
Allen's smile became even more nervous; yet another weirdo had appeared, Black Order seemed to be like a magnet to them. Trying to avoid any confusing, pointless conversations, he decided to change the subject.
"My name is Allen Walker. I'm an exorcist. Welcome to the Order!" he said reaching out his hand.
"AH! Nice to meet you!" she said shaking Allen's hand with both hands. "I'm here to join the science department! I'm finally able to enter this place!"
"Ahh..." Allen said smiling nervously. "And you might be..."
"Alex Stalker! Isn't that nice? Our names sound similar!"
"You're a girl, right?" Allen asked.
"Right!"
"I guess the Supervisor has to pay more attention to the details when he checks an application," Allen mumbled.
"WELCOME TO THE ORDER!" Komui said out loud; recovering fast as usual.
"AH!"
"Don't worry, it was just a misunderstanding!" Allen said holding her back.
"That's right! I, Komui Lee, am the Supervisor here! And as you're not a guy you're very welcomed! Not to mention that the science department needs some women," Komui said giving a thump up. "When we have enough female members I will personally force the women there wear mini-skirts! Like this, even though Lenalee will be the cutest of all, they will take their attention away from her!" Komui said burning with determination.
"Euh?" the girl vocalized blinking.
"Eeehhh...Don't mind that," Allen said.
"Eh? Allen? Big brother? What happened here?"
"LENALEE!" Komui said ready to attack his sister but Lenalee stopped him without a sweat.
"Ah, Lenalee, we have a new member today. She will join the science department,' Allen said.
"Nice to meet you, my name is-"
"Lenaleeeeee..." Kumui cried attached to Lenalee's side, hooked on her shirt.
"Em...I guess you've figured out," Lenalee said.
"I'm Alex Stalker," she said bowing making her dirty blond hair touch the floor. "Nice to meet you."
"I guess my brother caused you some trouble," Lenalee said with a nervous smile. "Let us treat you as an apology. Come I'll show you the way to the cafeteria and you can tell us more about you."
Like this, few minutes later, Allen, Komui and Lenalee were sitting along with the newcomer. Allen had already cleaned five plates of food which were more like an appetizer to him while Komui was drinking the coffee Lenalee made for him from his infamous cup.
"So, were you aiming to enter the order for a long time?" Lenalee asked taking a sip of her tea.
"No. I decided to join just a while ago. I was searching for this place for a long time. Fortunately I was able to find a man who helped me come here!" she said excited.
"Oh, is that so? So you have no particular reason to join the order," Allen concluded looking at her blinking.
"Of course I have!" the girl said.
Really? What is it if you don't mind me asking?" Lenalee asked.
"I came here to find my love!" she said lacing her hands while hearts with wings were flying around her. "I missed him so much! I bet he feels the same! I lost his tracks about three months ago but I knew he was here so I came to find him!"
"Ah? Your love?" the others repeated quizzically.
"Yes!"
"Then we might know him!" Allen said.
"Huh! How is he? Can you give us some hints?" Komui asked.
"You guys! Don't be indiscreet!" Lenalee said.
"No! It's fine!" Alex said. "My love is really sweet and caring! And he likes to help the others," she said smiling with a bright shade of crimson on her cheeks.
"Oh, is he old or young?" Komui asked.
"Ah? Young!" she said.
"It must be Reever-san!" Allen concluded.
"Ah! How romantic! Is that why you joined the science department Alex-san? So you will be able to be with him?" Lenalee asked.
"Hehehe… one guy less," Komui snickered.
"Big brother!"
"No! He is not in that department! I just couldn't enter here with any other way," she said. "My uncle is a scientist and I used to be his apprentice, so I entered here as an assistant."
"Euh? So if he is not in the science department then...' Allen started.
"He is..." Komui continued.
"An exorcist!" the girl said pointing out a finger smiling.
"Ah? An exorcist?" the other said.
"Yes!"
"So there is a high possibility for us to know him and my big brother knows everyone here so..." Lenalee started. "Em… Can you give us more hints?" she asked.
"How he looks like an all?" Allen asked.
"Ah, right! He is really cute and wise! He is also very strong and shy!" she said.
"And who gave you the directions to come here?" Allen asked.
'Ahhhhh... It was an old man..."
"Lenalee..." Allen whispered to her ear. "There is no mistaken. It's Lavi. He probably started to flirt with her and he made her create empty hopes. Poor girl..."
"Huh-uh," Lenalle nodded. "It must be like this."
"Lenalee what is it? Tell your big brother too!" Komui said looking at her impatiently.
"YO! Allen, Lenalee, Komui-san!"
"LAVI!" Lenalee and Allen called in unison.
"Perfect timing!" Allen said.
"Euh? What is it?" Lavi asked blinking.
"Lavi! Stalker-san is here to see you! She was searching for you for a long time!" Allen said.
"Lavi! Make up to her! You just can't leave a girl behind like this!" Lenalee said ready to defend the rights of every single heart-broken girl in the world.
"AH! It's my first time seeing her but I don't mind!" Lavi said giving a thump. "Thanks Lenalee!"
"Euh?" Lenalee exclaimed blinking. "So you don't know each other?"
"Not at all," both Lavi and Alex said.
"I don't really get the whole situation here," Lavi said.
"No. My love is really cute, no comparing," the girl said shaking her head.
"Eeeeuuuuhhhh?" Lavi exclaimed. "That hurt."
"Emmm... then who could it be?" Allen wondered.
"What about Krory?" Lavi asked. "Do you think Kuro-chan can be the one she is searching for?"
"Ah? Is your 'love' kind of dark?" Allen asked.
"Hmmm... not that much..." she said.
"Krory-san!' Allen waved. 'Can you please come!"
"Ah, I found him!" the girl said looking to a completely opposite direction. "AH! Isn't he cute while he is eating! Kyyyya!"
"This thing needs more salt!" the man she was looking at said and everyone exclaimed rolling their eyes.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH? KANDA?"
"Yuu? Cute?" Lavi asked shocked. "And more than me?"
"So! Yuu is his name, right?"
"You don't even know his name Stalker-san?" Allen asked but she had already left.
"YUU!" she called running towards him.
"I said don't ca-AH! It's you!" Kanda said with an expression of horror on his face, something you can't see that easy. "I thought you-"
"AH! I finally found you!" she said falling into his embrace. "We can be together now!"
"Ah... he fainted..." Lavi said blinking
"See? I told you he is shy!" the girl said turning to them.
"Somehow I think that she can't get the right picture," Allen said while the rest were looking with their mouths hanged.
"Hello everyone!" Reever greeted.
"You're really out of point here,' everyone said looking at him with gloomy faces.
"Euh? Did I do something wrong?" Reever wondered.
And that's how all begun... Kanda's life in the headquarters wouldn't be the same from that day...
I hope I'll be able to upate soon.
Next time: Kanda doesn't seem to be so happy! Stalker-san doesn't seem to realise. New member! New troubles! Let our souls be saved from this love and this fanfic
Notes: None of the characters have been hurt through the making of this fanfiction even though Kanda didn't feel so good at the end. We're apologising to the fans he shall return full-strength is the next one.