Oven Room Story
Once upon a time there was me. My name was Johnny Sims and apparently I loved to cook. Don't ask me why, it just happened one day. So yeah anyway, I lived in a wimple house with a wife whom I barely knew.
One day, I decided to cook some toaster pastries. I never really liked them, but toaster pastries seemed like my only option in my large refrigerator. I took the toaster pastries and walked out of the kitchen. I have no idea why because that's where the only oven in the house was.
For some odd reason, I went outside. What was I doing? I didn't even own a grill! Then something odd happened. Time seemed to stop. Nothing moved. No wind. I wasn't even breathing, yet I was aware what was going on. Things got even weirder. A giant room just seemed pop out of nowhere! I was curious so I went inside wondering, What's this?
Well that was weird. There were ovens everywhere! There was no way I could afford all of those! Curtains and rugs and almost everything imaginable was in there.
Well the ovens in the room where much nicer than the one in the house, so I decided to go ahead and use it. I put the pastries in the oven in the oven and waited, making sure I would take them out at the right time.
Well I guess I got distracted with the different things in this room, that I completely forgot what was in the oven. How was this possible? I was so ready to take them out. Nevertheless, the oven caught on fire...
I don't like fire, never had, so I just screamed at it while dancing around. It didn't even occur to me that I could've taken out a fire extinguisher out of nowhere and put it out. So I just kept screaming at it.
So pretty soon it spread to the other ovens around the room and I was screaming even louder now. All of a sudden, my wife came in wondering what all the commotion was She started screaming even though she could've just called the fire department, but instead she just screamed more.
Suddenly I had an idea. Why didn't we just leave the room? I turned to leave. Wait WHAT? Where did the door go? There was nowhere out of here! So pretty much everything caught on fire very quickly and we all died.
~The End~