Donkey Kong's Birthday Bash
Author's note: Hi, all! Welcome to another one of my awesome stories! I have been taking a break on Love and Games, since I have… writer's block! Dun, dun, dun! Anyway, I'm not sure if you all knew it or not, but Donkey Kong's birthday was August 31st. So, in honor of his 30th birthday, I've decided to write a little story on it. Here goes!
1/Birthday bummer
It was a very peaceful day on D.K. Island. Donkey Kong, and his best friend Diddy, were at their tree house, discussing DK's upcoming birthday. "I'm so excited, Diddy!" the big Kong exclaimed. "Yeah, I know!" Diddy sounded a little irritated. All week, Donkey had been blabbing about his birthday. Once, Diddy was on the toilet, and Donkey Kong bust the door down, and said, "My birthday's in two more days!"
And then, he had bumped into Toad and Yoshi of Yoshi's Island and Toad Town, Mushroom Kingdom. The best friends were going fishing. Also, they were trying to catch the biggest, baddest, most meanest cheep-cheep ever: Old Long John. Yoshi and Toad were out in the water, trying to find him. "Do ya see him, Yoshi?" Toad had asked. "Nope. Not yet, little buddy!" "Darn!" The friends were out there for a good forty-five minutes, when they saw something moving.
Could this be him? Well, they got their answer. Donkey Kong had leaped out the water, and was wrestling Old Long John. Toad and Yoshi just sat in their little boat, praying Donkey would go away. But, Donkey Kong ripped Old Long John's head off. He tossed it in a nearby garbage can, and was off. Toad and Yoshi had just stood there, with their mouths wide open.
Now it was Thursday. DK's birthday was tomorrow, and Diddy couldn't be happier. He was sitting in a hammock, when he realized something. I don't have a present for the big ape! Diddy decided to go to the Mushroom Kingdom Mega Mall to buy Donkey Kong's present. So, he told him a little white lie. "Hey, Donkey Kong. I'm gonna head on over to the Mushroom Kingdom, to play some baseball. Don't wait up!" And with that, Diddy was gone.
"I wonder who he's playing baseball with?" Donkey Kong said. Donkey Kong was playing on his bongos, when he heard a high pitched chirping noise. "Hmm?" It was coming from his iPhone 4S. He pulled it out, and saw he had a new message. It was from Nana. "Nana texted me? I wonder why." Nana was a cool girl, who loved mountain climbing. She, and her twin brother, Popo, were the best mountain climbers in the world!
They were also inseparable. Solid Snake, another friend of Donkey Kong, had told him and a bunch of his other friends, that Popo and Nana would die without the other. Donkey Kong thought that was creepy. Wario, another one of his friends, thought that was stupid. Princess Peach, a good friend of Donkey Kong, thought it was super cute they'd do that. "If I had a twin, and they left, I know I would die!" she had said.
Donkey Kong knew for sure he would invite those five to his party. Donkey Kong dialed Nana's number.
Nana: Hello?
DK: Hey, Nana! How's it going?
Nana: Oh, Donkey Kong! Hi! I'm doing good, thanks for asking!
DK: You're welcome!
Nana: So, how are you doing, pal?
DK: Great!
Nana: I know you're birthday's tomorrow! I'm so excited to come to your party. And I got a present that will… err… knock your… tie off?
DK: …
Nana: 0_0
DK: Got you!
Nana: Oh! Good one! I was gonna say knock your socks off, but you don't wear socks! Ha!
DK: Yeah! Anyway, see ya there!
Nana: See ya later, alligator!
DK: (:
Nana: (⌒▽⌒)
Donkey Kong and Nana hung up. Donkey was just so excited! He wanted today to end, so that his birthday could come. "Maybe if I send out my party invitations, I'll calm down!" Donkey Kong began to write invites, making them very creative and fun. As the mountain ape sent out the last invitation, he let out a yawn. He climbed in his hammock, turned out the lights, and drifted off to sleep.
Well, there's chapter one! Chapter two should be up tomorrow. Please review this story! Thanks! PeachToadCutie out!