I stole random Naruto Characters!!!
((Yeah Title like says it all!!!)
(((I own nothing!!!)))
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Me: (Opens door) Hey baka's!!!
Naruto: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE??!?!?
Me: Not so loud, Dobe. I'm here to explain. You see, I've finally disided to try one of my own "Ask the Shinobis" story. So, I took you all so I could do my own.
Shika: (*Sigh*) This is going to be troublesome...
Akamaru: Woof
Me: Oh shut up! So yeah! For the viewer, I'll introduce you all. I have captured Naruto-
Naruto: Yo!
Me: Shika-baby!!!
Shika: Hm...
Akamaru: BARK BARK BARK!!!!
Me: Crow!
Crow: ...... (Falls over)
Iruka: You captured.... a puppet?
Me: SHUT UP IRUKA-SENSEI!!! ..... I'M SORRY FOR YELLING CAN YOU FORGIVE ME!!! I KNOW YOU CAN SINCE YOUR SWEET AND CUTE AND AMAZING!!!!
Iruka: ....Kay?
Me: YAY!!! Ok continuing, Iruka of course, Miche- I mean Orochimaru!
Orochimaru: I miss Kabuto!!! TT-TT
Me: I know, sorry! I also have Konohamaru!
Kono: Boss, who is this girl?
Naruto: I have no Idea...
Me: .... And last but not least, I just grabbed an extra special person! I'm like everyone to met..... Kaede!!!
Kono: Kaede?
Kaede: Hi, Konohamaru...
Naruto: Hey isn't that your little girlfriend Kono?
Kono: WHA-? SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Me: Oh, so since she moved you just asume it's over between you to? God!!! You men are all alike!!! You or the girl moves away and suddenly you can't take the stress of a relationship and dump up for some new girl!!! I suppose next you'll be saying I'm the only one and then I'll find out from your god damn sister that your dating other girls!! And then when I try to ask you about the truth you ignore me on myspace!!!!!!
Neji: It sounds like you've had experience with this...
Me: HE'S NOT WITH A NEW GIRL!!! RICHARD STILL LOVES ME!!! Heehehehe, we'll be together forever! Just me and him!!1 HahahHAHA!!!
(Everyone scared)
Me: .....(*ahem*) Anyway! So you all know, my name is Allison, and if you don't want your dicks cut off I suggest you answer the questions your asked!
Kaede: (*Raises hand*) Um I'm a girl! (*Eating cookie*)
Me: Not for long.... I put male enhansment pills in that cookie.
Kaede: YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE M&M'S!!!!
Me: WELL I LIED!!!
Orochimaru: I WANTS KABUTO!!!!!
Me: ... no. I don't need you..... Kids cover your ears
(Kono and Kaede cover ears)
Me: I don't need you feeling eachother and having sex here in front of the little ones! You can only have him if a reader leaves a message saying they give him to you. Kay?
Orochimaru: ...FINE!
Me: Okay your good now young ones!
(Uncovers ears)
Me: Okay, so if you got questions send them in!!! ... OHMYGODSHITZ!!! I didn't grab him!!! How could I forget my love? BRB!!! (*Slams and locks door*)
Naruto: ... This is very weird.
Shika: Yeah
Neji: My destiny tells my no good shall come from this situation.
Kaede: Your telling me? Do you know how many people are gonna be asking who I am?
Orochimaru: Yeah....btw, who are you?
Kaede: ...-.-||| I only show up in one episode! It's a special one called 'Mission: Find The Crimson 4-Leaf Clover!' Ugh.
Shika: Your only in one episode?
Kaede: Yeah
Shika: It's gonna be had for Ali not to OOC you!
Kaede: Ya think? FUCK OOCNESS!!!
Neji: ...how old are you?
Kaede: ...Um (Pulls out labtop and googles it) Narutopedia says... WHAT THE CRAP MY PAGE WAS DELETED?!?!?!? Ugh Find I'll chech normal Wikipedia! ... WTH??? I'M NOT ANYWHERE!!!!!
Kono: You don't know your age?
Kaede: Kono, you know the episode I was in I only had like 5 minutes of screen time! They had no time to say more than my name and that I was moving!
Kono: True.... well I'm 10, your probably that old too.
Neji: YOUR 10 AND YOU HAVE THAT MOUTH?
Kaede: NOTHING IS KNOWN ABOUT ME!!!! REMEMBER???
Neji: Yeah, but you think Ali would make you a bit more..... Innocent.
Me: (*Kicks open door*) I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
Shika:......(*Under door*) Joy.
Me: =D Okay, now I got everyone I want!!! Presenting!!!! ROCK LEE!!!!
Naruto: YOU GOT BUSHY BROWS???
Neji: The one place I thought I'd be safe!!!
Kono: It's the bug eyed dude!!!
Akamaru: ...Bow-wow
Kaede: RANDOM GENARIC INSAULT!!!!!
Iruka: ....Hi!
Rock Lee: God I feel loved here -.-
Me: And you should!!! Because while everyone gets to sleep and stay out in this shed, you get to come and stay inside with me!!!! ...In my room...
Naruto: WHY HIM???
Me: Because I LOVES him!!!
Neji: I knew something was wrong with this child!!! SHE'S A ROCK LEE FANGIRL!!!
Shika: ROCK LEE FANGIRL??? I thought they were just myths!!!
Orochimaru: Holy crap!!!
Akamaru: (*Whi~ine*)
Iruka: ...Ew
Kaede: RANDOM GENARIC STATMENT OF SHOCK!!!
Lee: ....I have a fangirl... GAI-SENSEI!!! I'VE DONE IT!!!! I'VE MADE YOU PROUD!!!
Me: Ya know it's really hot when you thank Gai for stuff...
Lee: Um thanks?
Me: No problem! Okay lets go it Lee! Oh and here Kaede! (*Throws her a coat*) It's gonna snow tonight. And I only want to torture the boys.
Naruto: SNOW???
Me: It's Maine in the dead of winter!!! You do the math
Naruto: . . .
Me:... Nevermind
Naruto: I GOT IT!!! IT'S RAMEN RIGHT!!!
Me: ...Baka (*Shuts door*) So Lee... u tired?
Lee: Not really.
Me: Good, neither am I (*Perverted grin*)