Why me?

Ugh, I hate that I have to write this poem,

I don't even know how to rhyme!

The words never get out on paper!

And frankly I just don't have the time!

Romantics are just too mushy,

Tragics are just way too sad,

I like poems that are funny!

Is my writing really that bad?

Oh! Hold on! I think I have to go!

You know I'm Sailor moon,

The scout of love and justice,

So...I guess I'll see you soon!