Randomness of I.Y.

Okay, this is a one-shot for the moment, it is also short. It's my first fic so please go easy on me. At the moment, it's a one- shot, but if you like it or you wanna see what else'll come out of my head, then review and let me know.

H-m: Hiya peoples! (looks at Sesshy) Come on say hi to all your wonderful fans.

Sesshy: …

H-m: Say it, or I'll cut your hair.

Sesshy: (growls) Hi.

H-m: (jumps up and down) Yay!!Ok now I'm bored. (thinks real hard) OOO!!!! I know!!

(Sesshy is now in a pink minni-skirt and a lime green spaghetti strap)

H-m: Now, do the hokey pokey!!(glares threateningly)

Sesshy: (Starts doing the hokey pokey)

H-m: (starts laughing and clapping) Wooohooo! Go Fluffy!!

Sesshy: May I stop o' supreme ruler of darkness? (asks really sarcastically)

H-m: Hmmmm…… Okay, I guess. Now let's go drive your brother crazy!!

Sesshy: (smiles cruelly) Of course. (Maybe I can lock her in the closet with him.)

H-m: Bad Sesshy!! I will never succumb to the evil spirits of the closet realm!!!(gets

crazy gleam in eyes)

Kikyo: (walks in and sees crazy girl me trying to tie Sesshomaru up) Hello. Are you

the one that summoned me?

H-m: Yes. I did.

Kikyo: What did you want?

H-m: To do this. (sets Kikyo on fire and pushes her into a pit of clay-munching

piranhas) (laughs as Kikyo is eaten) Yay I win again.