A/N: My first Yuri/Lesbian thingy.. and Hermione is very OOC/ different and this chapter is short cause' I wanted to see how many people like this.

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Pairing: Hermione/Ginny

Summary: Hermione starts to get jealous over Ron and Lavender, and a idea from Ginny makes Hermione get Ron jealous in a very... different way

I growled under my breath, It was digusting. Lavender and Ron were making out for merlins sake!

"Just make him jealous..." I heard Ginny mutter from my side, I gaped and shook my head.

"How the hell do I make him jealous!" I hissed under my breath, I pretended to read 'DA; Dark arts for dummys' when Ron looked over, but he was again ocuppied with Slutty mc Slut slut when she attacked his mouth...again.

"Duh! Obviously you find someone else and make out with them in front of him!" Ginny said a little too loudly for comfort, she was so like Ron. It was annoying and hurt alot of innocent ear drums.

"Who would kiss me! and don't say Harry, he's too... Harry." I replied, Ginny glared at me "I wasn't going to say Harry.." I rolled my eyes "I was going to say someone like... Seamus. or maybe Lee Jordan.."

"Lee Jordan! I hardly know him!" I say, Ginny tuts "Naive Hermione. Lee is apparently so desperate that he would actually go all the way...girl or guy."

"Ginny!" I almost yell, seriously!

"What? it's the truth, and Seamus would kiss anyone for a sickle.." I pale, I actually can't believe Ginny would think I would buy someone to kiss me.

"I'm not buying anyone to do that, it's like buying a Prostitute.."

Suddenly Ginny's face brightened "I know! how about you kiss a girl instead?"

"W-what?" I replied, feeling slightly faint. She wasn't serious.. was she?

"Well.. if Ron thought you were a Lesbian, maybe he would get more Jealous and maybe try to make you straight!" Ginny explained, like it was the easiest and most full-proof plan.

I put my head in my hands "Ginny...your a lost cause'"

Ginny smirked "I try my best"

A/N: I might put all my other stories on hold for this one, so yeah. Peace!