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T'was the night before Christmas Eve and all through Uncle Ron's house

not a person was stirring except for Courtney. For despite her age 13

, she still believed in Santa, and decided to wait up to see the jolly

fat man. While she was reading Seventeen Magazine she heard a clatter

on the roof. She ran up the stairs and out the window to the roof.

She arrived just on time to see Santa stepping out of his sleigh.

Courtney gave out a squeal of delight to see the fat man. He began

to say HoHoHoHo.....HOE but the final word was interrupted and Santa

fell flat on his face. The snow on the roof quickly turned red. For

Santa was dead. Courtney looked in the sky above Santa's dead body,

and what she saw turned her whiter than the snow in the north pole.

She saw a giant horrible green, red, blue, pink..............

T'was an alien with fifty glowing black eyes. She began to scream, but

nothing came out, because she never saw a dead body so close before.

Finally she found her voice and exclaimed "You killed Santa" The

alien looked her in the eye, and licked his lips, scaring poor Courtney

to death. He hit

a button on his wrist his costume fell off and it turned out he was the

Grinch. At the mere sight of him she began to laugh with relief, but

it wouldn't last long. The Grinch then tore off his face and was

revealed to be an alien that looked more horrifying than the ones in

Alien Resurrection, but

looked the same. She turned to enter the window to get away from this

horrifying creature, but she tripped over Santa's dead body. He fell

to the front yard, and broke the swing set. Courtney got up and began

to run figuring she could jump to the neighbors roof. She stopped at

the edge to look behind her.

The alien was nowhere in sight, then

all of a sudden the back of her head hurt real bad, and she fell off the

roof. Darkness began to fade in and she felt the back of her head it was all wet, so curious she looked at her hand, and it turned out that it was blood that looked almost black, darkness had now seeped all the way in. Her hand fell to her chest, she closed her eyes beyond lay eternity for her.

The next day had arrived and Courtney was found lying dead next to Santa,

and Sarah knelt down, and whispered a spell so faint no one could hear

over everyone's tears. Now Sarah herself let a tear fall down her

cheek, and it landed on Courtney's nose. Courtney began to move her

head, for now she was alive again and everyone was gay(meaning happy)

except for Erika(cause she claimed she wasn't gay). Everyone through

a giant holiday parade giving Christmas a new name. Courtneymas and

everyone loved this new name. Christmas Eve became Hardins Eve.

Moral of the story: Never ever invite the Grinch named Sarah who hates

Christmas most of all to the North Pole.

Moral #2: Shoot the fat man befor the alien can. MERRY COURTNEYMAS

TO ONE AND ALL