Hmm.I wrote this one a while ago.back when I was just a fan of fan fiction.
I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know, I never liked these. I think it's a waste of time when everyone knows that all HP characters belong to the wonderful JK Rowling.
Chapter one - Ma'am yes ma'am!
Hermione Granger slowly stepped down from the carriage pulled by invisible horses and began to walk through the gates. She was very excited about this year at Hogwarts because she had been made a 6th year prefect. (A/N: no surprises there!) Actually, she wasn't even excited- she was ecstatic. Except for one large problem. Draco Malfoy. Yes, he had become a 6th year prefect too. How, she did not know, but she could guess - his father. But he had, and that would make her prefect meetings hell.
As she neared the doors, she spotted her two best friends standing just outside the doors to Hogwarts.
"Hullo Harry, hullo Ron!" she called, and began to walk toward them.
"Mione!" They both said at once, and rushed toward her to give her a hug each.
"Congrats on becoming a prefect," said Harry as he gave her a hug,
"Thanks, now let's get to the Great Hall, I'm starving!"
"I think the sorting's about to begin," said Ron.
"Let's hope that this year's new Gryffindors aren't all troublemakers," replied Harry, "Gryffindor needs to keep up its winning streak!"
"Come on," said Hermione hurriedly, "we've already missed the sorting!"
***
Just as they took their seats at the Gryffindor table, Dumbledore stood up to make his welcome speech. It was even weirder than usual.
"Firstly, I'd like to welcome all new first years to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." The students and teachers applauded politely.
"Secondly, I would like to remind students that the Forbidden Forest is, well, forbidden." He looked pointedly at Fred and George Weasley, who were sitting a few seats down from Harry at the Gryffindor table.
"Lastly," Dumbledore started again, "remember this, it's a dangerous business, going out your front door, you step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you'll get swept off to." With that, he sat down and dug into a plate of chipolatas.
(A/N: I forgot to put this in the disclaimer, but that odd little part of Dumbledore's speech comes from the Lord of the Rings movie 'The Fellowship of the Ring'. I thought it was funny to have Dumbledore use Bilbo's quote. LOL. *hears silence* well, that's just my opinion *more silence* forget it!)
"O.......K," said Ron, confused, after Dumbledore sat back down. But he soon forgot all about it as he, Harry, and Hermione stuffed their faces with delicious meats, pies, and desserts.
As the dishes cleared, Dumbledore stood up again and cleared his throat.
"I almost forgot, prefect meeting in the room off the Great Hall after the prefects are done showing the first years to the house common rooms. Thank you."
As the table stood up, Hermione called, "Gryffindors follow me!" Ron and Harry began to laugh at seeing their friend act like Ron's older brother Percy. Hermione turned to face them.
"Now children," she smirked, "do you need to be led up to Gryffindor Tower, or can I trust you to find it on your own?"
"Ma'am yes ma'am!" said Harry, imitating a soldier. That just made Ron crack up even more.
"Boys," Hermione muttered.
***
A/N: so - what did you think? Oh, wait, you can answer that question with a little thing called reviewing. It only takes a minute and is very much appreciated. *stops trying to sound polite* plz!!! Just review! Aahh! Need someone to like my story! *cries like a baby*
~Mistress of the Red Kiwi
Disclaimer: You know, I never liked these. I think it's a waste of time when everyone knows that all HP characters belong to the wonderful JK Rowling.
Chapter one - Ma'am yes ma'am!
Hermione Granger slowly stepped down from the carriage pulled by invisible horses and began to walk through the gates. She was very excited about this year at Hogwarts because she had been made a 6th year prefect. (A/N: no surprises there!) Actually, she wasn't even excited- she was ecstatic. Except for one large problem. Draco Malfoy. Yes, he had become a 6th year prefect too. How, she did not know, but she could guess - his father. But he had, and that would make her prefect meetings hell.
As she neared the doors, she spotted her two best friends standing just outside the doors to Hogwarts.
"Hullo Harry, hullo Ron!" she called, and began to walk toward them.
"Mione!" They both said at once, and rushed toward her to give her a hug each.
"Congrats on becoming a prefect," said Harry as he gave her a hug,
"Thanks, now let's get to the Great Hall, I'm starving!"
"I think the sorting's about to begin," said Ron.
"Let's hope that this year's new Gryffindors aren't all troublemakers," replied Harry, "Gryffindor needs to keep up its winning streak!"
"Come on," said Hermione hurriedly, "we've already missed the sorting!"
***
Just as they took their seats at the Gryffindor table, Dumbledore stood up to make his welcome speech. It was even weirder than usual.
"Firstly, I'd like to welcome all new first years to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." The students and teachers applauded politely.
"Secondly, I would like to remind students that the Forbidden Forest is, well, forbidden." He looked pointedly at Fred and George Weasley, who were sitting a few seats down from Harry at the Gryffindor table.
"Lastly," Dumbledore started again, "remember this, it's a dangerous business, going out your front door, you step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you'll get swept off to." With that, he sat down and dug into a plate of chipolatas.
(A/N: I forgot to put this in the disclaimer, but that odd little part of Dumbledore's speech comes from the Lord of the Rings movie 'The Fellowship of the Ring'. I thought it was funny to have Dumbledore use Bilbo's quote. LOL. *hears silence* well, that's just my opinion *more silence* forget it!)
"O.......K," said Ron, confused, after Dumbledore sat back down. But he soon forgot all about it as he, Harry, and Hermione stuffed their faces with delicious meats, pies, and desserts.
As the dishes cleared, Dumbledore stood up again and cleared his throat.
"I almost forgot, prefect meeting in the room off the Great Hall after the prefects are done showing the first years to the house common rooms. Thank you."
As the table stood up, Hermione called, "Gryffindors follow me!" Ron and Harry began to laugh at seeing their friend act like Ron's older brother Percy. Hermione turned to face them.
"Now children," she smirked, "do you need to be led up to Gryffindor Tower, or can I trust you to find it on your own?"
"Ma'am yes ma'am!" said Harry, imitating a soldier. That just made Ron crack up even more.
"Boys," Hermione muttered.
***
A/N: so - what did you think? Oh, wait, you can answer that question with a little thing called reviewing. It only takes a minute and is very much appreciated. *stops trying to sound polite* plz!!! Just review! Aahh! Need someone to like my story! *cries like a baby*
~Mistress of the Red Kiwi