this is my first fan-fic so be nice i guess this about akatsuki if they brought a magical neko meant to be funny or crack if i spell there names wrong tell me. pairings don't know only sasdei and peinkon

rated t for a certian siver headed nija

WARING: alot of OC and little bit yoai

Disclaimer: I don't own nothing expet the story and the kitty

"speaking" 'thinking' ---timeskip----

in zetus case "black side" "white side"

Prologe

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One rainy stormy night in the Akatsuki lair, everyone was making cookies….

Ok not really but they where in the living room watching a scary movie called DeadSilence. 'What a piece a of shit of a movie' thought Hidan. 'Don't go in there don't in un' thought Deidara holding into the pillow couch. In the middle of the movie everyone heard a crack noise. Everyone turn their heads to the door. Lighting flash and thunder and their was two shadows in the door way.

Girly screams could be heard from Itachi, Hidan, and Deidara and the one of the shadows and leader. Everyone look at the four in the room that just scream.

"Oh my god the world is at an end." Said Konan "I mean I understand Deidara but Itachi and Pein" she added.

"Hey un" said a pissed Deidara.

"I didn't scream" pouted Pein. "

Sure you didn't" she said.

"Tobi is a good boy" said one of the shadows said.

"pff what all much of sissy for once I agree"said both half of Zetus.

"So how was the mission" said Pein in a superior voice. "Tobi and Zetus did good and we found a kitty named Oreo" said a happy Tobi. "It brought a note saying:

If u be ncie to me I'll be ncie to you but, if yuor eivl to me yuo'll pay the pcire.

Form Oreo" read Tobi aloud.

"Meow" meow a tabby ginger she-cat. Everyone look at her. "Tobi come here un" said Deidara. Tobi walk over to him. Smack

Deidara slap Tobi behind the head. "Why semipi" said a whimpering Tobi. "For bring a rodent un and FOR SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME UN!!" yelled a very pissed Deidara. "Sorry Deidara-sempia" said Tobi.

"Great now we have to spend more money on the stupid cat" said Kakuzu having anime tears.

Oreo stare the whole room and start waling around. She then went up to Konan. "Meow purr" Oreo purr rubbing her head against her. "Ahh she cute" she said picking her up and putting her in her lap and storing her head.

"Let's keep her" plead Konan.

"No" said Kakuzu.

"Yes"

"no"

"yes"

"no"

"shut up we'll have a vote" said leader.

"Zetues?"

"NO yes"then Zetues stared arguing with himself

"Deidara"

"no un" he Said. Then Konan shot him a glare "say yes or else I'll tell your secret" she said treating. With that Deidara got scared "leader I change my answer to a yes un" said a nerves Deidara.

"Mm okay… Sasori" said Pein

"What the brat said" Sasori said broadly

"Itachi"

"No"

"Hidan?"

"Mm yes" said Hidan evilly 'noted to self kill the fucking thing later' he thought grinning to himself evilly

Pein look at Hidan wondering what he was thinking. "Ok we have 4 yes and 4 no is a tied next Kisame" said Leader

"Mmm" he was thinking nervously who look from Itachi and Konan. 'If I say yes Itachi will kill me if I say no Konan will kill me or ask leader to kill me'he thought

"YES" he yell and sreamedl like a girl and running to his room. Everyone in the room including Oreo look where Kisame was with wide-eyes.

"ok that was awkward" said Pein

"we keep the cat" he decaled

"NNNNOOOOOO" yelled Kakuzu and he went to his emo corned and stared to anime crying.

"Come on how bad can a having a kitty be" said Leader.

"Hey Danna bet you gonna it is going to be bad un" said Deidara.

"Bet you it won't and what's the prize" said Sasori although Deidara is right. "If I win I'll be seme and you the uke for a night un and if you win…" "I'll be seme and you'll be my slave for a month." Said Sasori interrupting him. "do we have a deal" The blond nodded and shake the redhead hand.

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