Twilight Twisted
--Starts at a library—
Jacob: Damn girl! Look at you Bella all fly and shiiit!
Bella: Oh Jacob you flirt!
Edward: Ayy yo get cho naaaaassssty pick up lines off mah girl!
Jacob: Chill dawg! *lol even if Jacob's a werewolf*
Edward: I can't chill when chu all ova her, biter! Get cho own lova yo man whore!
Jacob: You da one who bites!
--Jacob backs away—
Laurent: Ay yo whut's all diss fussin about?
James: MMMmMMmmm I smell someone sweet..
Laurent: Breathe in and out James your still on probation!
Edward: Dis boi ova here thinks he can start hittin all ova mah lady!
Jacob: Bella be so fly ya can't stand it!
Edward: Your kinda fly too Jacob..
Jacob: (blushes) You too..
Laurent: I agree..
James: MMMmmmmMMM… but I ain't doin that fo Bella ya know whut I mean ;)
Edward: James I love how you show your abs…
James: I love your yellow eyes..I get lost in them..
Edward: They're gold..but that's ok...
Laurent: Ay Jake I love yo smile..it's pretty legit..
--Bella is lost—
Jacob: I love your hair..yo dreadlocks gimme da tingles..
Bella: Uh, Edward?
Edward: What BITCH!?
Bella: What are you guys doin?
Jacob: Shuttap let us have our moment hoe!
--Bella *face palms*--
Jacob: Ya guys wanna go to sum coffee shop ya know what I mean aye ;)
Edward: I sure do…
Jacob, Edward, Laurent, James: Ehehehehehehehhe….
Bella: You guys I'm so done..you mystical creatures got me twisted!
--Bella storms out angry & never comes back again—
THE END
Until the next chapter…